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Confessions of an app-aholic: Strange iPhone apps

If you have an iPhone, you know there are more apps than you could possibly download.  Some are great, some not so much.  

Well the Catholic church decided it needs to get in on the action.  A Roman Catholic app is thought to be the first one approved by church authorities and allows users to walk through the sacrament.  
The church is trying to make it clear that this app isn't intended to replace confession, but to help Catholics go through the process.  The app can't grant absolution to the sinner, but it's meant to help organize their sins.  It evaluates the users conscience and lists the 10 Commandments and how you measure up to the high standards.
There are a number of things that I think the Catholic Church should update, but I'm not quite sure about the confessional on an iPhone.  Just somehow seems tainted to me.  Right now it's being billed as a way to collect thoughts and presumably sins, but is it a stretch to say it will soon have a "submit" button?
I really think this is a ridiculous app.  However, it's not the first time a stupid app has been introduced.  Just look at some of these -- I know some of you have them...
iVoodoo
Your virtual voodoo doll - no one will piss you off again
Annoyance!
Besides the hyena, I experience these annoying sounds in my house every day - no need to purchase
Hello Cow!
It moos at you
Captain Famoso Says
Shake the screen and you'll get words of wisdom from Cpt Famaso or his sexy Russian mail order bride, Ivana. You'll get good pick-up lines, or takes on Mexican wrestling
Beer
Just like popping bubble-wrap but with beer cans
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K-LOVE Positive and Encouraging
You can listen to contemporary Christian music as well as access pastors to pray for you individual prayer requests. You might need this after idrunktxt
iDrunktxt
A description from the app: It's Friday night and you are out on the town, and of course you want to text your friends that are no doubt sitting around thinking about you too. Here is an app to get rid of all that sloppy fumbling around looking through your contacts trying to decide who to txt. Simply set up a couple custom lists of Friday night txt friendly contacts, and you are set to go.
Hold On
How bored do you have to be?
iFlipFlow Lite
My first introduction to this was when I was very young, I filled a glass that had a fully clothed man on it with cold water. You could imagine my six year old mind discovering The Sugar Shack for the first time. With this app, you shake the phone rapidly to have the woman lose clothing - isn't that ironic...
Influenza
For the germaphobe in your house...you get swine flu alerts from the Centre of Disease Control - you know exactly where you need to avoid
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iPee Urinal
Place your two fingers on the footprints to start the stream. you can even aim, plunge and flush
LOL Maker
Pictures of cats with silly captions
Star Wars Sound Board
Click on the picture of your favorite Star Wars character and you get to hear them say something that you've imitated a 1,000 times
Dog Whistler
Most of the frequencies are beyond human hearing, so I guess you just have to trust it works
That's What She Said Pro
Yep, that's about it. It just says, "that's what she said" - brilliant comedy
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My Girl's Day
A period tracker that keeps men in mind so they know when their lady is having mood swings and food cravings
iFart
Rumor has it that the creator of this app has earned a million dollars from it. It's all about listening to different farts and giggling until the teenage boy inside of you is satisfied
iBeer
Your iPod touch is a virtual pint glass. My 3 year old does this with a milkshake app. Is this just a foreshadowing of his future? It is also weird to think there isn't much evolvement between 3 and 30
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