Witty City

On my 18 hour Spring Break road trip with the kids, we passed a few hilarious city names that really made an incredibly long adventure quite tolerable.  One that made me think they had an identity crisis was Texarkana, Arkansas.  Then when we passed Hope Arkansas, their tag line was home of Bill Clinton and Big Melons (I kid you not.  Apparently they are known for extremely large watermelons).

Here are a few other Witty Cities:

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  • Very funny. What were these people thinking? Hey, I'm finally getting your entries through email. I had to subscribe on my other computer. I guess my mac is limited.

  • HNice, my kinda town dude.

    Lou
    www.anonymous-surfing.us.tc

  • So . . . is Dildo in Butts County?

  • In reply to VelvetMinxx:

    Yep, right before Climax :)

    I like your posts by the way...

  • In reply to VelvetMinxx:

    "On my 18 hour Spring Break road trip with the kids, we passed a few hilarious city names that really made an incredibly long adventure quite tolerable."

    You should change that to "Funny town names I found on google while trying to think of an article to write" Dildo is no where near the USA, let alone in it.

    (It's in Newfoundland.. which is in the Atlantic ocean, and is part of Canada. If you're wondering. )

  • In reply to supamike:

    I wasn't trying to imply that we passed all these signs -- I did mention that when we passed Texarkana and Hope, I was intrigued with the witty names.

    For the record, Middelfart, and Llanfairpwllgwynyyllgoccrychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch aren't in the USA either.

  • In reply to supamike:

    I had way too many drinks at Elephant Butte back in the day. Huge manmade lake was actually pretty cool - could have used a better name though!

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