Posts tagged "Keith Matune"

Res Ipsa Loquitur: A Dan Proft-Sponsored Poll For Candidate Keith Matune

Polls don’t lie. In legalese, it’s known as “the document speaks for itself” when a witness clearly cannot answer the question without creating a problem for his/her case. In the case of politics, it’s the poll.  “The poll speaks for itself.”  The poll can’t lie; it’s just type font.  Type font can’t lie.  It can’t... Read more »

Why I'm Harshing On Keith Matune

Why I'm Harshing On Keith Matune
Because running against an incumbent on anti-gay marriage platform is actually an anti-inclusive platform.  Isn’t it? For me, the question of whether the Republican Party is ready to change to a party of inclusivity will be answered by the 81st District in Tuesday’s primary. A particularly nasty battle for a State House seat has broken... Read more »

How Keith Matune Kept Me Up All Night

Good morning, Keith.  It’s me again.  I’m up early.  And it’s your fault. Okay, fine; early is a relative term.  In the eyes of most, writing an article at 11 a.m. on Saturday does not qualify as “being up early.”  However, I was robbed of my precious beauty sleep because you kept me up all... Read more »

How The Gay-Bashing IFA Intends To Win The Primary Ball Game: #Elect An Ex-Con

Heck of a campaign slogan.  Heck.  Of.  A.  Campaign.  Slogan. So a guy decides to run for State Rep in Illinois and his qualifications include three arrests:  Larceny, Indecent Exposure and Trespassing.  It sounds like the start of a bad joke, right?  Sadly, this true story is a bad joke being played on Illinois voters. ... Read more »