'Twas the night before Christmas, all through the UC
Healthy Bulls prayed, to avoid injury
With Derrick Rose hurt, and out for the year
For tanking and losses, is all that they cheer
Trade Boozer, Trade Deng, yes trade them for picks
And maybe the lottery brings a quick fix
Play Murphy, play Nazr, and play Marcus Teague
Right now he's the worst freaking guard in the league
Give Tony Snell all the PT he can handle
Lose enough games, and we might just get Randle
Or Parker, or Wiggins, don't jump off a cliff
If pick #9 lands some big slow white stiff
Niko the savior? That Euro can play
But what will he cost? And will the Bulls pay?
Doug Thonus, Doug Thonus, oh what do you think?
Will this team be good, or drive us to drink?
Thibs in his office, he hopes for the best
Says "we have enough", coach surely you jest?
Don't give Luol Deng 16 million bucks
Merry Christmas Bulls fans, though this season sucks