I never thought I would see the day that a research article about genetically modified crops (Monsanto Frankenfood) would have me doubled over in laughter. I mean really, tears were falling onto my keyboard as I read the article about Monsanto cucumbers being banned in Nova Scotia . Trust me, follow the link and be prepared to have your day brightened. Bald private parts Monsanto Cucumbers
I roused my husband from his after dinner and football nap to take a look at this article. “This has got to be a joke”, my husband said between attempting to inhale between guffaws. “You have to send the link to Lara!” She’s my Canadian sister in law who has to be one of the funniest human beings on the planet. She loves to laugh. I decided to send the link to this post first.
Federal Minister of Health Leona Aglukkaq said a Canada-wide recall and ban will be issued within 24 hours. "The Government of Canada takes this very, very seriously," said the Minister. "Being hairless down there should be a matter of personal choice for Canadian men and women and not one taken away by a cucumber." Though we are all laughing at the article in The Lapine, genetically modified food is no laughing matter. Most of the “civilized world” has banned it but since we Americans have a government that is largely run by corporations like Monsanto, we have to put up with balding crotches or forgo cucumber on our salads. Not to mention we might have to give up pickles. According to the article even McDonald’s is pulling pubic plucking pickles from the burgers. (Try saying that five times fast). Better yet start saying ban GMO’s to as many politicians as possible or lobby for the naysayers to go on a regular diet of Monsanto cucumbers! What a hoot, plucked pubic politicians!