What to do without television? Oy vey!

Under my parents emotional and financial pressure, I was extricated from my first college to transfer to the Henry W. Grady School of Journalism at University of Georgia in 1968. In revenge I majored in Radio-Television-Film, a field of study that offered theater as a minor, and the opportunity to not have to take a foreign language. Neither decision was smart.

But my major did confuse blind dates. "You're majoring in what?" they'd sputter as I crossed another loser off my list. "Whatcha gonna do, honey? Fix televisions?" at which they'd break into merry laughter at their imagined cleverness.


Landing in Lima, Peru in 1972 I was fuzzy from a sleepless overnight flight. My boyfriend's mother Bea told me to take a nap, so on autopilot I turned on the black and white 12 inch TV in the room I was led to. The 1950s show Robin Hood came to life, in Spanish. Only the songs were in English, and I loved that little bit of home.

As for 'the news' I was so enamored of, I don't remember any televised news in Peru under the dictatorship of General Juan Velasco. For TV news expatriates went to the weekly mash-up of US news offered at a US diplomatic office. The mash-up was the previous week's CBS News half hour nightly news cut into an hour's worth of news. Water for a parched expatriate.


In the upriver backwater of Asuncion, Paraguay under the dictatorship of President Alfredo Stroessner in 1979 there was only dictatorship approved news. The television day began around noon when the one and only TV channel would suddenly spring to life. The programming was always the same, long silent panned shots of tables laid for the President's lunch that day. As dictator from 1954 to 1989, Stroessner was always surrounded by legions of smiling yes-sir military men wearing operatically, clownish military uniforms.

After lunch with "Fredo", the television went dead again. Around 3:00 PM it would erupt to run hour after hour of telenovelas (soap operas). Pablum for the masses, these Cinderella story lines were always the same. The poor girl working as a maid, makes good by marrying the Señor or his son, and living happily (and richly) ever after.

At random times a Spanish version of Sesame Street would appear. The first time my two-year old saw it she ran screaming from the room crying, "That is NOT Sesame Street!" With an entirely different set of characters and a snotty, grotty green Big Bird, she was right. I don't think she even noticed it was in Spanish.


Without eyeballs glued to television, I had the gift of time. I read an average four books a week. Books I'd borrow from bookclubs, friends or very new acquaintances, anyone who had books in English. When the electricity went off for yet another 12-hour outage, I looked at the outage in a different light. Literally. There's nothing like read the Sherlock Holmes by kerosene lamp to take one back to the Victorian gas lit era.

My daughter and I spent hours together, or just side-by-side, each of us doing our thing. She'd create imaginary worlds with her dolls and imagination; I'd visit imaginary worlds in my omnipresent book in hand. There were playdates for the two of us, dinners, parties or drinks for my husband and I.

One particular evening after several gin and tonics, we created The Cockroach Game. One-by-one you dashed into the darkened kitchen, flipped on the lights to see the expected hundreds of cockroaches scurrying on the counters and floors. At this point you'd whip off your flip-flop sandals to try and smash as many cockroaches as possible. Then it was the next person's go.


Living abroad where I was disallowed financially remunerative work, I used skills of my lonely childhood to create entertainments and challenges. Or as my Nordic born friend said when asked to introduce herself to groups of women, "I was born north of the Arctic Circle," she'd pause skillfully before adding, "we had to learn to play with ourselves."


Needs must.


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    TIMELINE June 1972 to June 1973---Candace moves to Lima (Peru)----- June 1973 to May 1974---Candace and The Husband live in Glendale AZ----- May 1974 to August 1974---Living in Toronto, Ontario (Canada)----- September 1974 to May 1975---Living in Aberdeen SD----- May 1975 to July 1979---Living in Vancouver, British Columbia (Canada)----- July 1979 to June 1980---Living in Asuncion (Paraguay)----- June 1980 to September 1980---Living in NYC----- September 1980 to November 1982---Living in Connecticut----- November 1982 to January 1983---Living in Ponce, Puerto Rico (USA)----- February 1983 to July 1986---Living in Willemstad, Curacao (Netherlands Antilles)----- July 1986 to July 1989---Living in Guayaquil (Ecuador)----- July 1989 to July 1995---Living in Connecticut (yes, again)----- July 1995 to August 2001---Living in Mexico City (Mexico)----- August 2001---Return to Gringolandia (a.k.a. United States of America)----- I was an accidental expatriate; love and marriage led me to it. One day I was a bandy-legged kid sitting atop my dogwood tree looking out of my small backyard world in 1950s New Jersey, wanting to move somewhere--anywhere, different. Next thing I knew I met a young hirsute anti-war, soon-to-be-Peace Corps volunteer, fell in love and moved to Peru in the 1970s. WHAT an adventure it's been!! NOTE: I gave up Facebook, so apologies that I cannot answer any comments since it is only set up via FB.

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