Where's My STUFF?

According to the loser Mr. Romney, I voted for Obama to get free stuff.
What stuff?
Damn, was that the line I passed by at McCormick? I thought that was the coat check.

According to Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" we got free stuff?I know, he's not a real journo. And guess what, we didn't get free stuff.

What stuff?
The backache from working my fingers off on a keyboard to help the Obama campaign, was that the free stuff?
Where is George Carlin when you need him? I know, deceased. Damn. He'd have a routine on that free stuff.

Should I put up my free stuff secret goody bag on Ebay? Hard to sell nothing. Well, maybe not given the BVM sightings that are sold that appear on potato chips and potatoes.

According to Paul Ryan I voted for Obama because I'm urban. So the next time I see the tourists eyeing me suspiciously on the 151 bus, is it because I'm urban?

Maybe I'll offer them my free stuff.

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  • Candace, I did a blog on the same subject, "Romney Lost Because of This Demographic".

    Jon Stewart, another favorite of mine.

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    TIMELINE June 1972 to June 1973---Candace moves to Lima (Peru)----- June 1973 to May 1974---Candace and The Husband live in Glendale AZ----- May 1974 to August 1974---Living in Toronto, Ontario (Canada)----- September 1974 to May 1975---Living in Aberdeen SD----- May 1975 to July 1979---Living in Vancouver, British Columbia (Canada)----- July 1979 to June 1980---Living in Asuncion (Paraguay)----- June 1980 to September 1980---Living in NYC----- September 1980 to November 1982---Living in Connecticut----- November 1982 to January 1983---Living in Ponce, Puerto Rico (USA)----- February 1983 to July 1986---Living in Willemstad, Curacao (Netherlands Antilles)----- July 1986 to July 1989---Living in Guayaquil (Ecuador)----- July 1989 to July 1995---Living in Connecticut (yes, again)----- July 1995 to August 2001---Living in Mexico City (Mexico)----- August 2001---Return to Gringolandia (a.k.a. United States of America)----- I was an accidental expatriate; love and marriage led me to it. One day I was a bandy-legged kid sitting atop my dogwood tree looking out of my small backyard world in 1950s New Jersey, wanting to move somewhere--anywhere, different. Next thing I knew I met a young hirsute anti-war, soon-to-be-Peace Corps volunteer, fell in love and moved to Peru in the 1970s. WHAT an adventure it's been!! NOTE: I gave up Facebook, so apologies that I cannot answer any comments since it is only set up via FB.

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