According to the loser Mr. Romney, I voted for Obama to get free stuff.
Damn, was that the line I passed by at McCormick? I thought that was the coat check.
According to Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" we got free stuff?I know, he's not a real journo. And guess what, we didn't get free stuff.
The backache from working my fingers off on a keyboard to help the Obama campaign, was that the free stuff?
Where is George Carlin when you need him? I know, deceased. Damn. He'd have a routine on that free stuff.
Should I put up my free stuff secret goody bag on Ebay? Hard to sell nothing. Well, maybe not given the BVM sightings that are sold that appear on potato chips and potatoes.
According to Paul Ryan I voted for Obama because I'm urban. So the next time I see the tourists eyeing me suspiciously on the 151 bus, is it because I'm urban?
Maybe I'll offer them my free stuff.