Where's My STUFF?

According to the loser Mr. Romney, I voted for Obama to get free stuff.
What stuff?
Damn, was that the line I passed by at McCormick? I thought that was the coat check.

According to Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" we got free stuff?I know, he's not a real journo. And guess what, we didn't get free stuff.

What stuff?
The backache from working my fingers off on a keyboard to help the Obama campaign, was that the free stuff?
Where is George Carlin when you need him? I know, deceased. Damn. He'd have a routine on that free stuff.

Should I put up my free stuff secret goody bag on Ebay? Hard to sell nothing. Well, maybe not given the BVM sightings that are sold that appear on potato chips and potatoes.

According to Paul Ryan I voted for Obama because I'm urban. So the next time I see the tourists eyeing me suspiciously on the 151 bus, is it because I'm urban?

Maybe I'll offer them my free stuff.



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  • Candace, I did a blog on the same subject, "Romney Lost Because of This Demographic".

    Jon Stewart, another favorite of mine.

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    I was an accidental expatriate; love and marriage led me to it. One day I was a bandy-legged kid sitting atop my dogwood tree looking out of my small backyard world in 1950s New Jersey, wanting to move somewhere--anywhere, different. Next thing I knew my father had accepted a job in Houston TX. I was ecstatic, it was a foreign land in 1961 America. After high school graduation, my parents’ gave me a matched set of fawn-colored hardsided American Tourister luggage. Taking the hint, I went to college; well four colleges in five years--it was the 60s after all. Meeting a young hirsute anti-war, soon-to-be-Peace Corps volunteer, I fell in love. After finishing up college coursework for my degree, but before I even walking a graduation stage, I grabbed the paper airline ticket my boyfriend had sent me, my brand-new passport, and was off to the airport and Lima, Peru.

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