NEW Fox offering, the Shooting Channel

New from the Fox, underwritten by the NRA, is the show you've waited for. The Shooting Channel.
Daily a murderous rampage will be dissected, glorifying the mass murderer with details from his--and it is usually his--life. With full documentation as to why gun control wouldn't have stopped yet another person from killing Americans and the American flag dripping in victims blood.
So call your cable or satellite provider today, to get the Shooting Channel. New subscribers will be offered discounted assault rifles and a years supply of bullets to go with it.

Unfortunately, there are enough mass and less murders to support such programming, programming we have in another format called HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER with gore and bullets flying.

Why can't bullets be limited? Have your ego lifting gun, but with one bullet only.

When will they, we, every learn. When the last one is standing?

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