First, Mitt Romney says in the same serious tone he'd discuss gold tablets found in New York State that "Corporations are people, my friend." Given the Supremes (SCOTUS) said that corporations have human free speech right--I guess.
Next, Sesame Street must deny that Bert and Ernie are a same sex couple. Surprise, they are also not human! Or are they?
Given this is the new reality--when will I be allowed to marry Lindt for its dark chocolate? After all, corporation are now the same as humans legally---so why not?