John Mayer Just Can't Shut Up
John Mayer has taken to his Twitter page to apologize for another round of ridiculous and offensive remarks, this time in a Playboy interview. "I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don't have the stomach for it," he tweeted. Here's a sampling of what he had to say in the Playboy interview about Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, black women, gays and porn.
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“Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a [N-word] pass."
"When I watch porn, if it's not hot enough, I'll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."
"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. ... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
He said he still loves Aniston, but then noted their age difference: “I can't change the fact that I need to be 32.” He also said she didn't appreciate new technology: “The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998."
"My [penis] is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a ... David Duke [penis]. ... Kerry Washington. She's super hot and she's also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl."
While discussing kissing Hilton one night at a club, Mayer says, “I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f--s.”
On having black fans
“Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a [N-word] pass."
2 Comments
Pat Flynn said:
He managed to use the N word in an interview and also managed to say white women are crazy, by labeling a black woman (Kerry Washington) as white girl crazy. Nice work John. This guy is so stupid it's awesome.
Emily Rosenbaum said:
That interview is astounding. And, I am not buying his contention that he was just trying to be clever and throw off the media with all these offensive and bizarre remarks. First of all, he wasn't clever at all.
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