It was a sunny, beautiful day in 1983. Birds were singing, deer pranced about jovially, and people, for just that one day, were genuinely nice to each other. Someone even held the door open for an old lady. And on that day, a wondrous child was welcomed to the earth.
A couple years later, Scott Bolohan was born.
He enrolled at DePaul University where he developed a man-crush on Wilson Chandler, who he affectionately calls WilChan (he claims he invented this) and Duncan Keith (who he calls Duncan Keith). During this period of his life, he purchased counterfeit tickets to numerous high-profile events.
He graduated with a degree in journalism with a minor in unemployment. He has been writing a sports column for the RedEye since February 2009 and appears in Five on Five every Wednesday. Somehow, he has never won a Pulitzer Prize. Many consider him to be the greatest parker of cars they have ever met.
He appeared on ChicagoNow Radio on April 12, 2010 which can be heard here. You can follow him on twitter @scottbolohan, be his fan on Facebook, or send him an email. He is available for just about anything that pays money, including writing autobiographies in the third person.