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George Harrison's 15 Best Beatles Songs

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Today Goerge Harrison, the youngest Beatle, would have been 68.

As a member of the Beatles, he was often overlooked and overshadowed by Lennon and McCartney, mainly being relegated to a song or two an album or a B-Side. But as the band progressed he was given more of a chance to write and sing his songs. And given that "All Things Must Pass" may very well be the best Beatles solo album, it looks like they should have taken the reins off him earlier.

Here are George's best Beatles songs he wrote and sung (so you won't see Lennon/McCartney numbers "Do You Want to Know a Secret" or "I'm Happy Just to Dance WIth You" or his early covers he did vocals on).

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Smith Westerns: Chicago's Best Band



I did a quick Google search on Smith Westerns and within seconds saw them described as both 'glam rock' and 'dream pop.'

I would have used different words. Namely, "the best band in Chicago."

For whatever reason, Chicago hasn't had much of a music scene in recent years. There really hasn't been a sort of defining Chicago sound since the blues heyday. I can't even think of who the last great Chicago band was. Wilco maybe? 

Yeah, it's been a while.

And I'm pretty sure no one would expect the Next Big Thing to sound like this.

Listening to Smith Westerns in a miserable and snowy Chicago winter, it's almost hard to believe they're really from Chicago. Their latest, "Dye It Blonde" is a mash-up of the Beatles, MGMT, and Beulah, all of which are decidedly closer in sound to a sunny California sound than you'd expect a Midwestern group could produce.

It's easy to point to the youth of the group, who are all under 20, and see the reflection of their age in their music. It makes you feel young. It makes you want to be young, a celebration about everything being young and careless. When Cullen Omori sings on the opening track, "Weekends are never fun/unless you're here too," you can't help but think back on the magical early stages of a relationship and smile.

But it's hardly the effort of a young and careless band. The songs are near-perfect timeless power pop under layers of gorgeous production. You could drop this album in just about any year in the last 45 years and it would work well. With soaring George Harrison-esque guitars, big dreamy melodies, and sing-along choruses, like on album highlights "Smile" or the straight-from-'60s-Carnaby Street-London "Only One, make this one of the most accessible indie rock albums to come a long in a while. There's no pretensions with their music, it's just a group of incredibly talented people playing incredibly likable music. The fact they're not old enough to drink only works in their favor.

And after a strong review from Pitchfork and selling out shows on both coasts, they're taking off in a big way. Already you can see this album showing up on the ubiquitous 'best of 2011 lists.' And rightfully so.

This Saturday they play a sold out show at the Empty Bottle, which will probably be the last chance for their hometown fans to see them at such a small venue. 

But don't worry. It looks like they'll be around for a long, long time.

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Radiohead's "The King of Limbs" Review


In high school, I drove to Somerset Mall in Troy, MI to buy "Hail to the Theif" the day it came out and blasted it in my Civic. It'll go down as the last physical album I'll ever buy the day it came out, something I'll always miss as a unique and truly exciting experience.

There's something different about downloaded music, although at least with Radiohead they release it all at once so it's still a little of that shared listening experience everyone talks about. Naturally, I was working on a movie that day and most of the people there were aged 20 or younger. None of them downloaded the album. The one guy next to me in the passenger van told me "I've heard of Radiohead" but he was unfamiliar with their work.

And somehow it sort of makes sense. Radiohead hasn't had a truly important record for a decade. Everyone made a huge deal about "In Rainbows," but that had more to do with the release format than the actual music, which was the most bored I've ever been listening to Radiohead.

Nonetheless, a Radiohead album release is still an event. The "Lotus Flower" release on the album release day was great. Not only is it a truly awesome video, but it gave something for everyone to talk about on Twitter, the new measuring stick of the 15 Seconds of Fame in 2011. They're going to be the band that in 20 years those aging wannabe hip music fans are going to talk about in the way they talk about Pink Floyd today. I don't know if they're 'our Beatles' but they're the most important band of my generation.

Radiohead still makes good music, yet unlike the Beatles, they seem to be just making music at this point. I suppose you could say the same about "Abbey Road" is just the Beatles making music without an overarching idea of trying to push things forward, yet "Abbey Road" is amazing, classic songs they spit out. Radiohead has sort of landed in the mold of music that doesn't really go anywhere under the layers of electronic blips and not believing in crescendos or any sort of building. 

Yet the music isn't bad and in many cases quite good. "Little by Little" is their best song in a long time, with its almost country influence drenched in electronica and "Tomorrow Never Knows" twists and turns. It's also one of the few uses of guitars on the album, as it builds and you want it to break out yet, as Yorke sings, is "just a tease." But this is as close to 'rocking' as Radiohead gets.

This is the Radiohead now. Conventional song structures don't matter anymore, all falling into the "I Might Be Wrong" constant drone of music. It's not bad. It's just not amazingly enjoyable music. "Feral" is more Radiohead quasi-dance electornica. It works. It all works. But I'm not blown away. It doesn't go anywhere for the most part. That doesn't mean I hate listening to it but it also is not a classic album, with the growth from "In Rainbows" to "King" being almost non-existent.

It will probably go down as the "bass album." Colin Greenwood's playing is where most of the changes and emotions in the music comes from, particularly on the gorgeous "Lotus Flower" and the high-energy "Morning Mr. Magpie." It's fine, but people don't usually listen to music for the bass. Yorke's vocals are still excellent and are more interesting and varied than they've been in a while, notably on "Give up the Ghost," the quietest number which has an "Amnesiac" ghostly feel to it. And with the almost complete lack of guitar, Yorke's voice is a key instrument to the sound. The music is more subtle, not hook-oriented by any means. In the day of singles and iTunes, it's the rare complete album that should be listened to as a whole.

Yet it's just more of the same, it's almost expected at this point since Yorke released "The Eraser" and Radiohead's output has been basically just an extension of it. It's not an amazing album or even close to a bad album, but Radiohead is held to a far different standard. No one makes music like Radiohead. Except Radiohead now, who seems to have settled into style where it just plays Radiohead. The last couple tracks of the album blend together to the point where I listen to the music and it's just one after another of nearly ambient music. That's not a great sign for an album. Consistent, sure, but the tracks don't strike you as overt greatness.

Yet I enjoy listening to it. It's good music. But it's nothing special in a stop-the-world-and-listen-to-Radiohead way. Which is a problem for a band as someone we've previously looked to advance popular music.

There's nothing wrong with good music. And Radiohead doesn't think so either.

Rating: 7/10

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Straight to Lapointe One Year Anniversary!!

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So if you were paying attention as much as I was to my blog, you probably didn't notice that last week was the official Straight to Lapointe one year anniversary.

It's been interesting journey. It started off well, with my first realish post getting linked on the Tribune front page and racking up the page views (and subsequently money). And it was sort of all over the place from there. I had a hard time sticking to just sports (my CTA post did land me a TV interview) and it wasn't until the Hawks in the playoffs happened that I really started doing good stuff.

Honestly, when I went to Philly and wrote about it was some of the coolest stuff I've ever done, and in my super biased opinion, the most interesting stuff anyone did the whole Hawks playoff run. And that got me on ChicagoNow Radio, which I was super proud about, even though I don't think anyone was listening.

After that I had a few big posts, my Lance Armstrong and "Jersey Shore" posts did well, with each getting up to 10,000 page views a day for a while (of which I was paid for about 50...more on that). And then I started into my Man Crush and D-Bag stuff, which I could never tell if anyone liked or not but they were alright to write so I stuck with it for a while.

I think my Hall of Fame ballot post was very good and annoyingly designed to rack up page views and didn't. And even my Beatles post was really good and didn't do all that awesome, probably because they weren't Chicago centric, which is my fault really. I also started letting the RedEye publish my columns instead of on my blog since I thought I had a greater chance of people reading them over there than here.

That basically brings me to today. I don't love this blog. And there are many reasons. First and foremost, I essentially don't get paid for it. The pay rate of $5 for every 1,000 Chicago page views seems super easy and attainable, and for a while I was doing solid. But what I've found is really the only way to get page views is to be linked off the Tribune. I thought people would read my blog more often as a slightly minorly known free newspaper Chicago writer in the least  possible way, and maybe they did, but I just wasn't getting hits. So that was really discouraging and a blow to my giant, massive, attractive ego.

As someone who majored in journalism and does (or attempts to do) this for a living, keeping this blog hardly makes financial sense. I can write a single RedEye column with the exact same content as I'd put on the blog and make about six months of blog post money in a single column's pay. That's not encouraging. I've reached the point where I won't write for places for free anymore. Yet I still do this (kinda). It's a Catch 22. If I want to get paid, I need to be writing. But at the same time, my interest level in writing for free is very, very low. I save my good ideas for my columns where people will actually read them. So am I doing myself a disservice by keeping a blog? I'm not sure. I wouldn't point to this blog as examples of my best writing. And I really only have myself to blame, if I were a better writer/blogger, I'd obviously be doing better I am.

However I hate the way that ChicagoNow is constantly looking for new bloggers (need proof? Check the "featured" thing at the top of this page). For the people who are already on board, it's very discouraging to continually be buried by new bloggers. There are so many blogs that I'm overwhelmed and truly read very little of them here. At the beginning I thought it was really cool to be a part of this, but now just about anyone can (and is). There's nothing special about having a blog, sure, you can throw the Tribune attachment around with it, but it's not like they're scouting for the next Mike Royko on these blogs. I thought there would be more publicity from them for the blogs, but they're more interested in getting everyone in Chicago a blog than putting time into the ones already here. And now without ChicagoNow Radio, which was really the biggest incentive for bloggers here now gone, there's not a whole lot of reason for me to write a great post which is unlikely to be found anyways. 

Plus, ChicagoNow and the Tribune, like anything else, is a business, so they reward the photo galleries of people at clubs, not that I've really written "To Kill a Mockingbird" on here (I mean, I spent way too long on Microsoft Painting Marty Lapointe in this post, and I'm very excited by it). I've considered writing the ultimate ChicagoNow post, which would be hot people at Enclave in bikinis and just have endless photos. It's frustrating as a writer (I don't consider myself a journalist at this point, I and basically every blogger writes to entertain) when mindless photo galleries are the way to money and success in a page view world. But this is a problem with blogging in general. People apparently love stupid, pointless, mindless, life-wasters. If I was offered something as pathetic as $5 a post, I would put so much more time and effort into blogging. 

So I've considered making my own blogs not associated with anyone where at least I would feel like I would be working for myself and wouldn't feel guilty about doing whatever I wanted. That said, there has been absolutely no pressure on me from anyone at ChicagoNow to do much of anything. Which is good and bad. If I was writing for someone who said, 'I need you to write me an amazing post on the upcoming White Sox 2011 season and I'll give you $20," I'd do much better with that and believe I would give you something worth at least $21.

Maybe I don't believe in blogs. Maybe I doubt myself as a writer. Maybe I'm young and poor and need to make money in a degree which doesn't pay. Maybe my schooling failed me because wasn't taught how to market myself and score better freelance gigs. Maybe journalism degrees are essentially worthless anyways. Maybe I'm just not that big of a deal to begin with and everyone is a writer nowadays and there's no reason why my opinions are any more valid than anyone else's. 

There's got to be some sort of happy medium though. I spend a lot of time searching through Craigslist looking at jobs which expect the world of you and give you nothing in return. So at least in theory you can earn money with ChicagoNow and there is some sort of audience (other ChicagoNow bloggers mostly). I'm not ready to give up on this, but I'm not really attached to it either. I still get what I consider to be great ideas from time to time, but putting a day's worth of work into something that isn't going to pay isn't ideal. But doing nothing isn't either. So I don't know where that leaves me right now. 

But I guess that's sort of the motto for journalism right now.

The White Stripes were my Beatles

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It was New Year's Eve 2004. I had just turned 18 that month and I was still living in my parents' house in Troy. Instead of hanging out with my friends there was only one place I wanted to be. At the Magic Stick to see Blanche play, my first venture out alone to a place I had to be 18 to get in to.

I liked Blanche, but the real reason for me going was I had a hunch the White Stripes might be there.

As I walked up to the venue, I saw in the shadows a tall man with a big cowboy hat and a woman with long black hair. It was them.

The whole show I felt like I was in the presence of greatness and for an 18-year-old on his first time at a show alone, it was almost too much to take in. Inside the White Stripes hung out in the back of the room. At one point I mustered up enough courage to try to go see them, but I couldn't find Jack. Because he was right behind me. I was in my White Stripes shirt and turned around. And for that brief moment he looked at me. I was too nervous to say anything. But he looked at me. I've never forgot it.

 

That night was like going to a show with the Beatles in the audience. And the White Stripes are as close to a Beatles as Detroit has ever had. I always loved the back story to "Hotel Yorba," which Jack said was rumored to be where the Beatles stayed. It wasn't, but that just made it even better.

But the White Stripes were real. You'd hear stories about Jack going to the Birmingham 8 with Rene Zewelleger or Meg hanging around Ferndale. I ever heard a story about a fan running into Jack at Somerset Mall while she was looking for a prom dress, she put it on hold, only to come back with a note that Jack paid for it. They made living in Detroit exciting. I was one of them. They were one of me. 

We didn't have things like that in Michigan. It made me proud to be from Detroit. Detroit still faces the usual stereotypes on a national level, many of which are true. But the White Stripes were something I could completely get behind. They gave me hope that a guy like me from Detroit could make it too.

When I left for school in Chicago, I hung a White Stripes poster on my wall, which I've taken with me wherever I've been. They were my rock star idols in the magical and cliché way people in movies have.

It devastated me when Jack left Detroit, even thought it's something I had done myself. I felt slightly betrayed. It made Detroit lose the excitement only they could bring. But when they played their first gigs back home, I was there with my brothers.

Their live shows were unlike any other band I'd ever seen. From the minute you walked it, it was a burst of energy and a feeling that anything could happen. You always felt like you were witnessing the most important thing in the world, something that could never be repeated.

And now it won't be.


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1.31.11 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Derrick Rose!!

Derrick Rose is super good. Like best point guard in the NBA good. 

I don't think we've realized how good he really is.

So the dude gets some ulcers, spends some time in the hospital, can't eat much, says it feels like he's having a heart attack. And comes back and puts up 22 points, six boards, and 12 assists. Sick. Just sick.

He is so unbelievably good. If it wasn't for the Bears and the Hawks, he'd probably get the love he deserves, but there have been good distractions up to this point.

Rose is the anti-Cutler. There's something about a star player who will put himself through pain and deliver. Rose does not need to be playing right now. But he is. Fans love nothing more than players who they think are giving their all. I really think we need to recognize Rose for what he is: the best athlete in the city in years.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Jay Cutler :(

Looks, I've ripped Cutler a lot. And so has everyone else. Then everyone went out and super defended Jay for some reason.

Jay Cutler is a mystery to me. With musicians, we want them to seem like they are better than us, like they don't care. But athletes we want to feel like they will suffer for us. And Cuter is acting like a rock star.

So you go to LA with your girlfriend and go shopping. That's cool. It's not cool when you go after having to come out injured from the biggest game of your life a few days before.

Here's Cutler's problem. He doesn't care what we think. He doesn't care if he looks like a d-bag. Putting on a limp or just not going on where he knows cameras will be is not in his interest. And that's good if you win, like a Reggie Jackson. But Cutler hasn't won anything. And in his biggest moment he was on the sidelines listening to My Chemical Romance. 

Start to think a little, Jay. 

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1.24.11 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Caleb Hanie!!

Who? Not Jay Cutler, that's who. By the sole virtue of being not Jay and being able to complete some passes, Caleb Hanie is now the most popular player in Chicago.

Coming in the second half of the NFC Championship Game down 14 points after not playing much ever is not an ideal situation. And Hanie almost single-handedly kept the Bears in the game. 

Chicago is a fickle, miserable sports city. But somehow Caleb Hanie managed to pull off nearly the impossible. I mean, people were already calling for him to start the Super Bowl even if Cutler was healthy. 

And you know what, he might have deserved it. He sparked a team that had shown no life at all. I highly doubt Caleb Hanie is actually good. But that doesn't matter. He was when we needed him to be, and he'll go down as a folk hero who had his moment on the biggest stage at the same time Jay Cutler was having his from the bench.

Chicago is highly critical, but when a guy outperforms his ability, we recognize and appreciate it. And Caleb Hanie was nearly the greatest thing to happen to Chicago sports in years.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Lovie Smith :(

It's clear the Bears are not a particularly great team and had no business winning this game. But it's embarrassing how their own coach has so handle on his own team.

So let me throw a scenario at you. Let's say you are playing in a game when winning means going to the Super Bowl. Let's say your starting quarterback gets injured. So you go to your backup, who you think gives you the best chance to win the game. After all, it's the most important game for your team ever (if you believe the media). 

Oh, turns out your backup is one of the worst quarterbacks ever it you just discovered this. In the third quarter of the NFC Championship Game. So you go to your third string guy almost immediately, making it so the first and second string guys can't go back in the game. Because, you know, you've been working with your team all year as a coach and know who you want in that situation.

Absolutely embarrassing. Supposedly Hanie had not been getting very many reps in practice so they went with Collins. How can you just throw him in there after not using him ever? This is why there like practice and stuff. How can an NFL coach, let alone a playoff coach, not even know his team? What kind of decision making is going on here?

And now he's supposed to get an extension? 

I never once saw a moment this year where I was like, "Man, I'm so glad Lovie Smith is the coach. Most guys would have kicked that field goal because we can't score points, but Lovie wants to pin them deep even though they've been having their way with us." Oh, I did say that, just sarcastically. 

Fire Lovie.

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Bears/Packers Live Blog from THE FUTURE

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It's 10 degrees at Solider Field as the Bears and Packers get ready to take the field in front of 80,000 die-hard rich people.

1:55 p.m. That Blackhawks guy sings a great National Anthem, but is still voted off.

3:00 p.m. The Packers win the coin flip, and elect take the ball in the second half.

1st Quarter 

15:00 The Packer kick it deep to Devin Hester, who returns it 67 yards.

13:48 On third and goal on the 2, Cutler throws an interception to Clay Matthews. Matthews returns it to the 34 and immediately goes down with a concussion, leaving the game.

12:29 Aaron Rodgers hits Greg Jennings for a 28-yard touchdown. Aaron Rogers has that look like he's the new Tom Brady. Packers 7, Bears 0.

11:40 The Packers decide to kick to Hester again. He returns it 48 yards. 

9:18 Robbie Gould kicks a 31 yard field goal. Packers 7, Bears 3.

6:28 Lovie Smith challenges a clearly unoverturnable play. Loses the challenge. 

4:18 Aaron Rodgers decides it's time to throw for another touchdown pass, so he does, 39 yards to Greg Jennings, who immediate breaks his leg crossing the goal line. Packers 14, Bears 3.

4:16 AJ Hawk and Tramon Williams break each others hands high-fiving on the sidelines, don't return.

2nd Quarter

13:21 The Bears run the play where Greg Olsen runs untouched down the field for a touchdown. Packers 14, Bears 10.

9:43 Rodgers just calls the Hail Mary Madden play, throws for another touchdown. Packers 21, Bears 10.

5:38 Patrick Kane is spotted shirtless in the crowd, clearly unaware he's at a Bears game.

3:10 Aaron Rodgers finds an open Donald Driver, celebrating his 68th birthday, for a 4 yard touchdown. Driver chokes on hard candy and is taken to the hospital. Packers 28, Bears 10

0:03 Hester returns the ball 73 yards to set up a Robbie Gould field goal. Packers 28, Bears 13.

Half time: That guy from "American Idol" sings a song or two and, contrary to popular belief, the world doesn't end.

Half time: Lovie Smith gives an incredibly boring halftime speech.

Half time: Meanwhile, coach Mike McCarthy tries to remember a Vince Lombari speech, can only remember the Terrance Mann one. The Packers are uninspired.

Half Time: The Bears emerge from the tunnel wearing Mighty Ducks jerseys.

11:49 Jay Cutler just decides he's going to throw the ball nowhere near a receiver and is picked off by Charles Woodson, who breaks his shoulder catching the ball.

11: 47 Epic Cutler Face.

11: 40 Rick Reiley writes something for old people to read and puts a ferret in his pants.

6:18 Aaron Rodgers is sacked by Julius Peppers and both his arms actually fall off. Nonetheless, he stays in and somehow hits James Jones for a 18 yard touchdown pass. Packers 35, Bears 13.

6:18 Rodgers subsequently goes to the hospital to have his arms reattached.

4:15 The Packers sign Brett Favre out of retirement. This is highly illegal, but it's not the first illegal thing Brett Favre has done that the NFL ignores. He takes over at quarterback.

4:00 Promptly throws an interception to Peanut Tilliman. The announcers gush over his fun, completely reckless and self-absorbed gunning style of play.

4th Quarter

12:03 Mike Martz remembers he hasn't handed the ball off to Matt Forte yet. He immediately runs for a 89-yard touchdown. Packers 35, Bears 20.

8:09 James Starks runs for a 14 yard touchdown, but the Bears catch a lucky break when it's overturned because he wasn't carrying the ball correctly when he crossed the goal line or something. 

6:00 Mason Crosby misses the 17 yard field goal and dislocates his neck. Devin Hester finds a way to return it for 73 yards for a touchdown. Packers 35, Bears 27.

5:24 Some guy in the lower bowl breaks his Rolex tripping over his money.

3:29 Favre wildly throws the ball in the air and it's somehow caught by James Jones for a 23-yard touchdown. Jones leaves the game with dysentery. Packers 42, Bears 27.

2:59 Not to be outdone, Jay Culter wildly throws the ball in the air and it's somehow caught by Johnny Knox for a touchdown. Packers 42, Bears 34.

2:48 The Packers fumble on the ensuing kickoff and Devin Hester returns it 26 yards for a touchdown. Packers 42, Bears 41

0:46 Brett Favre is sacked by Corey Wootton, shattering every bone in his body. He fumbles and Devin Hester recovers.

0:03 Gould lines up to kick the game-winning field goal.

0:03 Lovie Smith calls a timeout to ice him. 

0:03 Gould lines up again for the kick.

0:00 Field goal is good! The Bears win 44-42! They're going to the Super Bowl!

-0:04 Lovie Smith calls a time out.

1/16/11 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Cush of the Week!!
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Greg Olsen!!

This should really probably go to Cutler. But I have a such a hard time liking him that I just can't (and the pessimist in me can point to when he should have been picked on the goal line again).

So Greg Olsen it is, and very well deserved. The Bears receivers aren't great. They don't have a single guy who you go to when you need a play. Which is also what makes the Bears offense great. Anyone can be that guy. Someone tends to step up. And this week it was Olsen, in a big way.

Tight ends are not a huge part of the Martz scheme, which is a problem for Olsen who reminds me a little of a Jeremy Shockey who can be a play maker on offense. So naturally, the Bears' first drive of the game ends with Olsen blowing past the defense untouched for a 58-yard touchdown. And that set the tone of the rest of the game. The Bears we're never seriously threatened (although their poor play in the fourth is concerning).

With Olsen's size and ability, he just adds another weapon to the Bears attack. Next week, who knows who will be the guy. I mean, Chester Taylor scored a touchdown this week. It could be anyone. But for the first round. Greg Olsen had the game of his life.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Scott Bolohan :(

I continue to be down on this Bears team. They looked real good when I was convinced they'd lose to the Seahawks. They did everything right. And yet I'm still pessimistic. 

Perhaps that's for the best. It's worked for the Bears all season. So why not a little bit more?

I believe in the ability for myself to alter the outcomes of games, depending on the things I do or wear or think. It's all superstition, but I think the Bears can feel I'm doubting them. And are making me look really dumb.

I'm not rooting against the Bears. Far from it. Sure, maybe I hate Jay Cutler, but that doesn't mean I don't want him to do well. Whatever is happening with this Bears team is a good thing, something that doesn't happen very often. Something that should be enjoyed. 

So I'm going to try to. I can't argue with the results. And the game against the Packers should be among the biggest few games in Chicago Bears' history. I'm super excited for it. My brain says the Bears aren't going to win, but my gut says anything is possible (the gut is a strange place for predictions to come from).

I deserve this one. Go Bears.

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Bears/Seahawks Playoff Drinking Game!!

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Signs of emotion, but not a smile.

If you're like me, you'll be watching the Bears/Seahawks game in terror. Might as well enjoy it. Here's the rules.

  • One drink for every time Pete Carrol pumps his fist, runs on the field, or looks excited to be alive.
  • 10 drinks if Lovie Smith smiles.
  • One drink every time the Seahawks losing record is mentioned.
  • Five drinks if you think the announcers set a record for number of times talking about a team's losing record.
  • One drink every time the Bear's loss to the Seahawks is mentioned.
  • One drink for every yard Marshawn Lynch throws a defender on a run.
  • One drink for every time every time Jay Cutler makes that face when he looks like he didn't get into Yale and he just spilled grape juice on his ascot.
  • 10 drinks if Cutler does get into Yale or is actually wearing an ascot during the game.
  • One drink every time Cutler throws a pick.
  • Five drinks if he throws three or more picks to a single player.
  • Five drinks every time Kristin Cavallari is mentioned.
  • 100 drinks if anything she has done other than reality TV is mentioned.
  • Five drinks for every favorable call the Bears get.
  • 10 drinks for every game-induced earthquake.
  • Five drinks if at any point during the game the Bears announce they'll be unveiling a statue.
  • Three drinks if Matt Hassleback shows signs of early-onset Alzheimer's.
  • One drink for the inevitable shirtless fan shown at the game. 
  • 10 if they're female.
  • 10 drinks if someone has a sign referencing the Seahawks and the recent bird dying epidemic.
  • One drink every time the Seahawks kick to Devin Hester.
  • 10 drinks if Devin Hester makes another Berry Chill go out of business.
  • Five drinks if you can read Mike Martz' lips saying, "You know what, we don't need to run the ball."
  • Five drinks if Chester Taylor does something of note.
  • One drink every time Julius Peppers is outplayed by a rookie.
  • Smash a full beer can into your skull if Vince Vaughn is involved in the game in any way.
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R.I.P. Borders on Michigan Ave.

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This weekend, Chicago lost one of my favorite places in the world.

Borders on Michigan Avenue closed.

One of my earliest memories of Chicago was in 1997 visiting from Michigan and going to Borders and wanting to buy the White Town album, "Women in Technology" (featuring one of my favorite songs, "Your Woman") and my mom not letting me because of the content (she probably made the right call). 

At DePaul when it was nice out, around 9 pm I'd go for a run down State Street and Michigan ending at Borders to look around. When my girlfriend visited from Michigan we'd always stop in there and the go to Ghiradelli's next door for some $11 ice cream.

I epically met Bill Clinton there, and Ralph Nader too. I always dreamed writing a book and having it on-sale there and I could then sign copies of it. 

That's not happening anymore.

By all accounts, everyone loved Borders. Bookstores are a great place just to go and be in. When I was bored I'd go walk around it. It was basically heaven for a cheap college student who wanted to read fantasy baseball magazines, travel guides, and Rolling Stone

But this is just another sign of the times (this is the paragraph where I sound like I'm 70). With bookstores and Borders specifically struggling due to the increase in digital books, bookstores are becoming a thing of the past. The bookstore experience is so unique and I don't know how it'll be replaced. There are always people in them, yet you can always find a book or a table and be by yourself. It's a very individualized communal experience. And most of all, it's simply enjoyable. 

I get digital books, and for a publisher with no sunk cost in making and stocking the books, it's got to be amazing. But (here's the part where I sound like I'm 90) flipping through a book and reading a little of it before figuring out if you want it is the way I pick my books. Plus I judge books by their cover all the time. I think everyone secretly does.

I went into Borders last week and it was a shell of itself. Everything was good. It was really sort of tragic. When you have such a long relationship with a place, it begins to feel like home in a sense, it's comforting (except for the bathrooms, which always managed to look like a homeless guy murder scene investigation). It was such a part of my Chicago experience which can never be replaced. 

I guess in the end I was part of the problem. I probably should have bought more books.

The Bears Make Me Feel Stupid

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This guy probably feels slightly more stupid than me.

All year long I haven't been able to fully enjoy the Bears' success. And I finally figure out why.

The Bears make me feel stupid.

People don't like believing one thing and then being told (or proven) otherwise. All year I've thought this was not a good team. Like a team that would finish with a losing record. And a fired coach. Bad. 

And all they've done this year is win games (and lose some really bad ones. See? I'm doing it again). When I look at the Bears I just see this team that was lucky to win most of their games by facing banged-up teams and getting some lucky breaks from officials. But here they are, first round bye and now facing a team with a losing record in the regular season (...although one of their wins was against the Bears...) that on paper is the easiest divisional round match up in history.

But I don't think they're going to win. I don't think they belong in the playoffs. Which means they're probably going to the Super Bowl.

I hate being wrong. And the Bears have done nothing but prove me wrong. I can watch games and think that Jay Cutler is going to constantly make a terrible decision and throw the ball away. I can look at Matt Forte and not have any faith in him. I see the Bears receivers and think they probably wouldn't be starting for any other NFL team. The defense has been inconsistent and is far from shut-down. And I still don't think Lovie Smith is a good coach, or anywhere near it.

Yet they're winning. And it's making me angry. I'll be heavily rooting for the Bears in the playoffs, but if they lose I'd take some sort of personal joy in it (especially if it's a bad loss or Jay Cutler does something stupid). It takes a truly messed-up team for me to not be able to fully enjoy the playoffs. And that's what the Bears are.

What is going on with me? Is this what being a Chicago sports fan is all about? It's miserable. 

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1.9.11 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Matt Garza!!

I have been extremely critical of the Cubs who were seemingly happy to just sit around with a bad team while teams like the Brewers got significantly better. But they just did something that I actually like.

Enter Matt Garza.

After playing in an AL-Only fantasy baseball league, Matt Garza is very familiar to me. He's awesome. A stud. A clear #2 pitcher who should do awesome in the NL. He's really good. He has no major injury concerns. Plus he's in his prime and the Cubs have three years control over him. All awesome things. 

Sure, the Cubs aren't going to win this year with a not very good roster and tons of money tied in in bad players, but next year when some big contracts come off the books (Fukudome, Silva, Ramirez) they Cubs could have something to finally build around. Granted they traded their whole farm system to get Garza, but right now the Central is very winnable. If they can spend their money wisely (something they've never done) they could be looking at being serious contenders soon. 

I think the most encouraging thing that comes out of this is that the Ricketts may actually care about the Cubs (something they've never done). While this is sort of a win-now move with a team that just isn't good enough to win-now, when you think of it as a win-soon move it makes more sense. I like it. Anytime you can acquire sure-fire top of the rotation pitching without crippling your team, you do it. And that's what the Cubs did.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Dave Bolland :(

This might turn into Scott-calling-out-Blackhawks-of-the-Week soon. But so many players have been very, very disappointing. Dave Bolland is probably chief among them. Bolland has amassed 5 goals and 10 assists on the year. That's basically one game for Sydney Crosby.

He has two points in his last six games, both assists. He hasn't scored since the 26th of December. And for the amount of ice time he's getting (17:49), he's been arguably the worst real Hawks forward (Scott and Boyton don't count). But Bickell, Brouwer, Kopecky, Skille, and Stalhberg have all be better in much less time. On top of that, Bolland hasn't won a faceoff since Facebook was invented. 

He's a good defensive forward for sure, but his salary at over $3 million and the lack of scoring when they've really needed it means that something has to chance. Wouldn't Ladd or Byfuglien look good instead of Bolland right now? He needs to step up the scoring. And soon.

Bolland was one of the guys who could have easily been dealt last year but the Hawks hung onto. It looks like they should have moved him.

1.5.11 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Patrick Sharp!!

I was at my friend Ryan's this week talking about what the problem with the Hawks were. And really the biggest problem is the idea of trading the guys like Versteeg and Byfuglien (besides being necessary) was that the stars of the team would pick up their production. That hasn't happened at all.

Other than the Sharp Shooter. He's completely stepped up his production and become a legitimate star in the NHL who still doesn't get enough attention despite being super hilarious and good-looking. I don't get it.

But he's been the Hawks best player this year. Guys like Dave Bolland who were in a similar situation of being one of those good supporting players like Sharp and could have been dealt has completely disappeared. If not for Sharps increased production, where would this team be?

His 23 goals and 18 assists put him on pace for 46 goals and 82 points on the season, a career year in a season where it's a career off-year for everyone else. He's insanely likable and going to be around for a while. Why isn't he the most loved athlete in Chicago? He's not unliked or anything, but Sharp Shooter is having a season worthy All Star and award consideration. He's that good. 

Looking.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Duncan Keith :(

I've always been very up front with my love of Duncs. He's my favorite player. Yet this year is completely inexplicable. When does a defending Norris Trophy winner in his prime turn in a disastrous season? I can't think of any examples of this.

And it's panic time. It's 2011. The defense for the Hawks was supposed to be the one steady carryover from last year. It's been the opposite. And it starts at the top with Duncs. 

His scoring is way down, but some of that was to be expected. His +/- is drastically down, but that's sort of a fake stat. I think most concerning is just his level of play. It's not good. He's sloppy and uninspired.

The dude has played a lot of hockey in the last year and been super heavily relied on, especially when Campbell (the one bright spot on defense) was out at the beginning of the season. 

As it stand right now, the Blackhawks aren't in the playoffs. It's not time to mess around anymore. They've been banged-up, but Duncs has been playing all year. He needs to play much better hockey or he's going to be well-rested coming into next season.

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My 2011 Baseball Hall-of-Fame Ballot

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Potential Hall-of-Famer Barry Larkin and potential read blogger Scott Bolohan.

It's everyone's favorite time of the year! When old sportswriters get to play Salem Witch Hunt with baseball history!

The Hall-of-Fame is no longer about the best players in baseball, it's about Guys We Kinda Liked Who Weren't Too Muscley.

So here's my rundown of who I would theoretically vote for given a chance.

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2010 Man Crush and D-Bag of THE YEAR!!

2010 Man Crush of THE YEAR!!
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Jonathan Toews

The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in 2010. I don't believe it still. 

They were an insanely likable team, and Jonathan Toews is insanely likable. He's everything you want in an athlete who you look to as a leader. He's super good. Doesn't get in fights with cab drivers. Has probably never taken his shirt off in public. He's nothing but classy. 

Any year that ends with a gold medal and a Conn Smythe Trophy, scoring 29 points in the playoffs. He was so good. And at no point was I ever rooting against him. When the worst thing you can say about a guy is his embarrassing beard-growing efforts, you know you have a great player.

Despite the Hawks losing all their depth and a lot of very good players, with Toews still around, it's hard to get too down on them. You can always go to a game and be excited you get to see Jonathan Toews. And that's a very special thing.

In a year of greatness in Chicago, Tazer stood about the rest. I don't think there will ever be a more deserving Man Crush for a year in Chicago.

D-Bag of THE YEAR :(
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Manny Ramirez

While a lot of good happened in Chicago, a lot of bad did too. Pretty much anything the Cubs touched, I still hate most of the Bears/Lovie Smith.

But there was one guy above the rest that just exemplified doucheness in Chicago in 2010.

When Manny Ramirez was acquired, there were lots of concerns about Manny being Manny. Turned out, we should have been more concerned about Manny being bad.

He skipped his first game because he was tired (one which I drove to Cleveland to attend). And I don't think he ever got untired. 

He had two extra base hits in the month he was on the team. That's $2 million an extra base hit. Un. Be. Lieveable. 

I really thought this move would have won the division for the Sox. They had a good team and adding Manny *should* have been a huge boost. But with him you now what you are getting yourself into. And the Sox got worse than that. They got absolutely nothing. 

I have no tolerance for not trying, which is why I generally try not to single out bad players as D-Bags. Most of them try. But Manny was everything I hate about sports.

Maybe he's just not good anymore. Maybe he didn't care. Maybe he's just a d-bag. 

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12.28.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Matt Forte!!

Um. So the Bears kinda have a good offense all-the-sudden. Seriously, where did this come from? They're efficient, scoring points, moving the ball via the ground and the air. Johnny Knox has turned into a big play receiver. And Cutler isn't turning the ball over. Where was this? Maybe they're finally figuring out the Martz offense. Or maybe this Bears' season is completely inexplicable. No logic. At all.

So naturally, Matt Forte, left for dead after last year and supposedly in a time share with Chester Taylor, has regained the magic from his rookie season. He's dangerous. Not only did he eclipse 100 years rushing, but he added 56 yards receiving and a touchdown.

Forte, at his best, was always sort of Diet Marshall Faulk, grinding out yards on the ground and then among the team leaders in receptions as well. Last year they all but abandoned the run game and hardly threw to Forte. But he's back. I think. Who knows. I don't claim to know anything about the Bears anymore.

Last year I didn't keep Matt Forte in my fantasy league and ended up drafting him in the 5th round. This year, I'm keeping him. He's really good.

Probably.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Luol Deng :(

I am admittedly not a Luol Deng fan. I think he's flaky. I think he's soft. I think he's just not very good. And I think he's getting paid too much money for a guy who should probably be best suited as a 6th man. 

But that doesn't mean I still can't be angry at him.

The Bulls are a truly exciting team. I love watching them probably more than any other Chicago sports team right now. They young and athletic. 

And injury revenged. 

And they employ Luol Deng.

With Boozer out, the Bulls won. With Noah out, the Bulls win (because Boozer is ungodly good). Both times Deng was just Deng, never stepping up with a guy down. When they needed him. When there was an opportunity to really help the team. He's just...Dengy. And always will be. Which is fine. You know what you are getting at least. I can't fault him for taking tons more money than he's worth. 

But dude, step it up a little. Look like you still care a little. LIke you are excited about your opportunity. Like you like being on an awesome team. You can do pretty much anything in sports and I am okay with it, but not trying isn't one (which is why I excuse steroid users). 

I don't like Luol Deng. And without Noah around, it's just more apparent.

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Airing of Chicago Sports Grievances

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Today is Festivus. And I gotta lotta problems with you people.

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12.21.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Devin Hester

I have such a hard time liking this Bear teams. Which really makes me question what liking sports is all about. Do we like teams because they win? Do we like the players? Or is it like what Jerry Seinfeld says, and we just root for different colored shirts?

I'm really not sure anymore. I have my teams that I like and feel very attached to. But why? I can't really explain it other than my parent's liked them and I grew up close to where I could attend games. They were mostly horrible when I was growing up as well.

So why can't I like a Bears team that is now going to playoffs and I can't stand them. In fact, most of they players I pretty much hate (I'm looking at you, Jay Cutler...who has played very well lately). Somehow, this team actually infuriates me, probably because I don't think they are as good as their record is, as if, to use a Caulfield term, "phonies." And no one likes a phony. 

Except for Devin Hester. He's awesome. And super likable (mostly because how truly great he is and by not looking/seeming like a douche bag...Cutler.) I've said multiple times, he's the most important guy for the Bears' success. A lot of which has to do with the sporadic nature of Bears' offense, he's generally the one consistent and the best chance of moving the ball. 

And does he ever. Last night was nothing sort of amazing. And he does it on a regular basis. More regular than any player has in football history. Which makes him the shining light on a Bears' team of unlikability.

I can't help but root for him. He's my only hope for getting behind this Bears team.

He's that good.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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The Chicago Cubs

Adding Kerry Wood is a great move. Adding Kerry Wood for $1.5 million is one of the best moves in recent baseball history. But that doesn't have much to do with the savvy game plan the Cubs had, but more his familiarity with the franchise. Players aren't going to take a huge discount to come to the Cubs.

And Kerry Wood isn't going to win the division. You know what does help win divisions? Zach Greinke and (my favorite player in baseball) Shaun Marcum, two potential top-10 pitchers in the NL. The Brewers saw the Central is super winnable and made bold moves to win it. And they might. 

The Cubs? Same as always. I've named them or the front office D-Bag of the Week nearly every week it seems. They continue to tread water which has been the game plan for give or take 100 years. Either go for it or don't. Carlos Pena isn't a move to win. It's just to get by. 

Sure the Cubs will sell tickets and all that. They won't be winning while the Brewers have firmly passed them. 

Enjoy fourth place for the foreseeable future, Cubs fans.

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My three minutes with Bob Feller

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2008 I went to Spring Training for the first time. And wrote a profile about Curtis Granderson for DePaul's student newspaper (which can be read here). 

My mom and I went to three games in three days, two in Lakeland and one in Winter Haven. On March 2, before the Winter Haven game between the Indians and the Tigers, Bob Feller was signing autographs for $10, which I thought was a complete steal (my brother got a Feller autograph in an auction for $40 a few years before). 

I had always dreamed of interviewing a Hall-of-Famer, yet alone one like Bob Feller who was honestly one of those legendary baseball figures. So being an intrepid young reporter, when I got Feller's autograph, I asked him if I could ask him a couple questions for a story, which I determined would be about him throwing the only no-hitter in MLB history on Opening Day in Chicago (thanks Wikipedia!) which was a stretch but a legitimate excuse to interview a legend.

He said, "No sir" and made fun of me for being young and stupid.

But he felt slightly bad for me and told me maybe if I came back later during the game.

In the meantime, he went out on the field and played catch with his grandson and threw out the first pitch. For a guy who was 89, he was incredibly active.

Around the fifth inning I made my way back over to where Feller was sitting signing. He finished talking to a real reporter and I made my way over. 

At the time I was wearing my Chad Curtis Tigers' jersey with Tigers hat on too. If I can give anyone advice about interviewing a legend, it's wear the opposing team's uniform. They love that. I can't believe I did that (granted, he looked equally ridiculous in complete Indians get-up).

So I go and ask Feller if I can ask him a couple questions. I didn't know this at the time, and I'm not sure how to say it nicely in light of his passing, but he was kind of known as a bit of a jerk. He was none to pleased to talk to me, but said I had five minutes.

So I start in by asking him about his no-hitter on April 17th, 1940. 

And probably my favorite moment in my journalism career happened next.

"It was April 16th, get your facts straight before you start talking to a Hall-of-Famer," he replied. 

At the time, I was terrified and at the same time wanted to laugh. How amazing is that? I was being put in place by a living legend. 

The rest of the interview was fine and instead of writing about it, you can hear it all below.

I can't believe Bob died. He was so active and full of life when I saw him that day and I'm incredibly grateful I got to spend some time with him. I'll never forget it.

And he taught me the most valuable lesson a young journalist could ever learn about talking to Hall-of-Famers.

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12.14.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Carlos Boozer

With Carlos Boozer, the Bulls win games. 

Really, the idea of what the Bulls could be with the addition of Boozer is coming very true. They're a great team. And Boozer isn't even completely healthy year, but his impact is noticeable. 

He give the Bulls another option in the post and grabs tons of boards. With the frontcourt of Boozer and Noah, the Bulls can match up with anyone. And it's scary how smooth he is with the ball. 

And the scarier thing? The best is yet to come I think. Monday's 22 point, 18 boards game could become something happening fairly frequently. He's a tough presence who we can all get behind. And he's got me thinking the Bulls could be super good, like NBA Finals good. And all it took was his addition. I'd of course rather have a LeBron or Wade, but as far as creating a dangerous complete team, Boozer was absolutely perfect. If they match up with the Heat in the playoffs, I'm taking the Bulls and not thinking twice. Who's going to stop Boozer?

I haven't been this excited about basketball in the city this millennium. 

D-Bag of the Week :(
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The Chicago Bears

I can't say anything positive about the Bears game. Nothing. It was embarrassing. Sure, it was snowing and they were playing a good team. But that's what the playoffs are going to be like. 

Yes, they'll make the playoffs, or just fall into them, it's pretty much for sure. So what will they do then? Embarrass themselves, much like they did against the Panthers a few years back. It'll be rough. The Bears are a very mediocre team and when they face a good team like the Pats, it's embarrassing. 

When you have a team who is trying to still convince people that they are deserving of respect (or want to play the disrespected underdog card) the least they can do is go out and put forth a competitive effort. No team deserves to be taken seriously after Sunday.

I said earlier this year they weren't worth my time. They're not. Just when they start to look like they might be good, they show their true colors.

I really hate this team.

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Bieber wins. I cut my hair.

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It was a long fight, one I documented throughout the course of the struggle, and was also commented on by others.

But I'm admitting defeat. I cut my hair. Bieber wins. 

Since 2005 I've had the "Bieber cut," which is basically longer than he's been alive. Yet ever since Bieber came around, all I hear wherever I go is how my hair looks like Bieber's. Seriously. Everywhere.

And on top of that, I turned 24 on Monday. I don't know if this is a sign of me growing up, but being confused with a pre-teen idol at this point in my life isn't a great thing (although when I said it was my birthday Monday, I was asked if I was turning 21. Not quite.) So I succumbed to the pressure. I cut my hair.

Frankly, I don't look like Bieber anymore (not that I ever did). But I'm sure people will find someone else to make fun of my hair (so far the leading candidate seems to be that I'm looking more like Zac Efron. I like to think that he's looking more like me.) but hopefully I put the Bieber comparisons to rest. I'm a sellout.

For whatever reason, hair is such a touchy subject with people. Possibly because it's one of the features you can control the most. You can change the color, length, shape, and if you don't have any, you can buy fake hair. There aren't many other body parts like that. I think people are always self-conscious about their hair (me included) because it is something you can control and therefore says a lot about you. No one has ever made fun of me for having big palms or amazing legs. But hair is fair game for some reason. 

I like the way my hair is now. I liked the way it was before. And that's what really matters. 

Unless you look like Justin Bieber.


12.8.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Adam Dunn

Adam Dunn has been one of my favorite players since 1999, when I pulled  his rookie Bowman Chrome Gold Refractor numbered out of 25 (which at one time was worth $600. I still have it. Probably should have sold it.)

People rip on Dunn for being a big slow dude who strikes out a lot and doesn't hit for a lot of average, but his OBP and power numbers more than make up for it. Plus he won't have to run around in the outfield it looks like, so there's somehow more value in him not playing the field.

But Dunn is going to be a monster in this lineup. Hitting 50 homers is a very realistic possibility. And with Paul Konerko coming back as well, I don't see how you could say the White Sox couldn't be considered the favorites in the Central. They have arguably the best pitching rotation in the AL, and now they have a very dangerous and powerful lineup. 

The division is so winnable and the White Sox once again are making bold moves to take it. That's something the Cubs know nothing about as they waste another year.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Tom Ricketts and Jim Hendry

The Cubs didn't have a first basemen. So they go and add Alfonso Soriano of the infield in Carlos Pena (except he's great defensively). The last the Cubs needed was another low contact hitter who only excels at homering. Especially at $10 mill a year. 

But this is how the Cubs run things these days. They aren't aggressive and ended up overpaying for pretty much the last option at first. The Central division in both leagues is super winnable. There are no real stand-out teams. I mean, the Twins and Reds won the divisions last year, not exactly powerhouses. So while the White Sox go out and every year improve their them, the Cubs just do enough to get by. The bare minimum. I mean, when you have as successful a team as the Cubs, that'll cut it. 

All the talk about getting an owner who was a Cubs fan turned out to be an owner who was a businessman. And not a very good one. Why anyone would want to see the Cubs this year (other than to go to Wrigley, which Ricketts wants us to pay for also) is beyond me.

The Cubs will never win a World Series with the people running it.

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Win a date with Scott Bolohan!!

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A couple months back I was contacted to participate in a charity date auction because I'm a "cute and visible media person." 

I had a couple thoughts on this. First, charity date auctions are real?!? That's crazy. I thought they only existed on TV and movies. Second, I'm pretty sure since this was intended for a 'cute and visible media person,' it was meant for Tracy and was somehow was sent to me. So naturally I jumped at it before they could fix the mistake, especially because it benefits Keep on Keeping On, a charity which benefits kids with physical disabilities.

So this Saturday, December 4, 2010 at the Abbey Pub, you can win a date with me. I know many of you have never considered dating me before, but this would be different than your normal date, mostly because you'd have to pay money for it (unless Charlie Sheen still reads me). 

Frankly, I'm not sure who would want this. But if someone actually bids for me, I can regale you with stories of how I rode the CTA for 24 consecutive hours, or how I wandered around Philly in a Blackhawks jersey and saw the Hawks win the Stanley Cup. Or how I look like Justin Bieber. These stories lead to the natural closing story about how no one wants to go on second dates with me.

But if you were thinking about giving money to a charity this year, you might as well have some fun with it (so hopefully you don't win the date with me). But it's a great cause and I'd be thrilled if anyone came out to the event on Saturday. And if you can't, you can still bid online (that's me, Chicago's Justin Bieber). Apparently you can purchase a date with me for $500, which would surely be a disappointment. But a disappointment for a good cause.

But seriously, someone bid on me.

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11.29.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Jay Cutler

Earlier this year, I gave up on the Bears. They just weren't worth the trouble. Since then? All they've done is won. 

I still don't believe. II believe they will be going to the playoffs. Probably. They could easily lose the next four or five games. But standing 8-3, they're in real good shape. So I give up. I don't get it. They aren't good. And yet they are. Beating the Eagles is no small task.

And for the first time, Jay Cutler was probably the quarterback that Jay Cutler was supposed to be. Four touchdowns, no interceptions, hardly any really bad forced throws. This was what a great quarterback looks like. I don't even care about the unsportsmanlike penalty. That's fine (at least when he plays awesome).

I've been as critical of Cutler as anyone. But he has talent. Lots of it. Things are working for the Bears. However that may be. So while it lasts, enjoy it. There's no logic for it. But for a lot of good things, there isn't. 

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Marty Turco

I love Marty Turco. I interviewed him earlier this year and he was one of the nicest dudes I've ever met. Really just a cool guy.

But he's been bad lately. Just not good. And giving up seen goals against Calgary isn't very awesome. Neither is giving up four against the Sharks.

This isn't last year's Hawks. That's clear. It's hard to remember, but they had their share of goaltending problems. They didn't need great play from their netminders to be great. This year? They need good play from them to be good. And so far, Turco just hasn't been.

I believe in Turco, and I think he is by far a better option than Corey Crawford. But it's time to start getting worried, at least a little. Turco didn't have a great year last year and hasn't done much to follow it up.  He's rightly been on the bench a lot more lately. They need him. Turco is the one that will take the Hawks however far the end up going. He needs to step it up.

Am I doing this hoping to motivate Turco along the lines of me completely rejuvenating Jonathan Toews' career? Yes. I fully expect Turco to score a hat trick his next start.

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11.22.10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Jonathan Toews

Last week, I kinda ripped Tazer a lot, making fun of him in my RedEye column and then naming him D-Bag of the Week.

And you know what he did? He saw that and he became motivated. Not only did I turn around his season and his career, but very possibly his life. You are welcome, collective Blackhawks fans/Jonathan Toews.

Tazer scored four goals in three games, including a super-motivated performance his first game back from D-Bag of the Week dishonor where had a hat trick. I know, I know, I'm being too humble, but yes, this is completely all my doing.

I really don't know what was wrong with the Hawks. But they look real, real good all the sudden. Their collective funk is over (for now) and a lot of it has to do with their stars playing like, well, stars. They need that on a team without much depth. 

So I know I really should name myself Man Crush of the Week, but that would be weird to award to yourself. But Jonathan Toews deserves this.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Tom Ricketts

I've already written about this a little. But it really makes me angry. 

I know the norm now is if you are a super, ridiculously rich franchise owner to take taxpayer money for stuff you want, but this one strikes me as super douchey. 

First, no one has money. It just comes at a horrible time. Especially combined with the fact that he JUST BOUGHT THE TIME. I have no sympathy for him. If he had owned the team for 20 years, that's different. He should have figured out, 'hey, I havel this 100 year old ballpark, it'll probably cost money.' If he doesn't want to pay for it, don't but it. And that's exactly what he just did.

Plus I think a lot of it is that he can play with people's emotions with Wrigley (myself included). There's a little bit of a threat with all of this talk about needing money. Like they'd move or tear down Wrigley if they didn't have it. And frankly, I don't see that happening. Ricketts would basically be the most hated person in Cubs history. I don't think he's about to do that, especially with a team nowhere near to winning a World Series. Combined with the timing of a lot of attention on Wrigley hosting Northwestern, and it just seems like one big scam. 

I know that the majority of the ballparks are publicly funded, which is just a horrible thing that we've let happen. And yes, it if came down to Wrigley being torn down or taxpayers chipping in, well, I'd cave and keep Wrigley. But old ballparks are my thing. Not a lot of other people's.

Hey, rich dude. Pay for your own mess.

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Tearing down Wrigley Field would be a huge mistake

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Between the discovery that Wrigley Field isn't such a good football venue and the attempts of the Ricketts to get the city to pay for the big stadium they just bought (seriously, this is ridiculous), there has been a wave of articles about the viability of Wrigley Field, led by the Tribune's Steve Chapman who asks, "Is it time to tear down Wrigley?"

Now before I get any further, I am one of those nostalgic baseball fans who hates changes to pretty much anything. Keeping Wrigley (and Fenway for that matter) around is very important to me. So keep that in mind. But I'm going to offer a counter point to Chapan's column, FJM style. Here it goes.

Wrigley Field: It's one of the most iconic stadiums in America, with a distinctive urban location, nearly a century of history and an old-fashioned ambience. It's the best thing about the Chicago Cubs since Ernie Banks.

That sounds horrible! Tear it down!

But, as was once the case with Ernie Banks, maybe it's time to admit that Wrigley can't go on forever.

Overheard in the 1957 Cubs clubhouse: "You know, I think someday Ernie Banks is going to stop playing." "No. You're wrong. Get out of here."

Wrigley is attractive and charming in many ways, but it's like driving a vintage car: After a while, the novelty is not enough to justify the antiquated design. The ivy-covered walls and manually operated scoreboard have to be balanced against the cramped concourses, primitive restrooms, modest kitchen facilities and obstructed views.

I'm going to ignore the fact that people love vintage cars and that they always get attention because that's just a terrible cheesy analogy. But what I can't stand is the absolutely inane argument that the reason they should tear down Wrigley is because of the concourses, bathrooms, kitchen facilities (?) and obstructed views. let's tackle those once at a time.

Crowded concourses - So leaving Wrigley is a mess. Sometimes, it takes up to ten minutes to leave the ballpark. It's probably worth tearing down the place over that right? Because when I go to ballparks, I don't care about the seats or any of that jazz, it's how wide the concourses are. 

"Did you see that great catch Ramirez made?"
"Hell no. I was walking around the concourses. They were amazing."

Watch the game people. If this is your argument, you hate baseball. Seriously. And try going to a new park. Sure, the concourses are significantly bigger than at Wrigley, but you know what they do with them? Cram them full of stuff. No one goes to a game (or doesn't go to a game) because the concourses are crowded.

Bathrooms - Sure, Wrigley's are old and kinda gross. But here's an idea. Stop drinking so much and watch the game. Once again, you hate baseball if this is your argument. Could they remodel the bathrooms? I don't see why not. Gut them and make them nicer for all the non-fans. Not worth knocking the building over for. And again, the bathrooms are not the main attraction at baseball games.

Kitchen facilities - I don't even know what this means. Sure, there's not a Hard Rock Cafe in Wrigley like at the new Yankee Stadium, but I don't think anyone is particularly looking for that. Wrigley has great ballpark food. You know, for eating at a ballpark. At a baseball game.

Obstructed views - Alright, finally something that actually matters. Yes, Wrigley has a number of obstructed view seats. But Wrigley also has the best seats in all of baseball. These two are directly related. The seats are Wrigley are so close to the field because the decks are stacked right on top of each other, brining you closer to the action and improving your view. There are some truly obstructed view seats that I'd be unhappy to get. But it's a trade off I'd make. Really only the back of the 200 level and the 500 level are obstructed. If you are so worried about sitting behind a pole, buy better seats. Man up.

Back to the column.

To even think of replacing the nostalgia-drenched ballpark is heresy to diehard Cubs fans. But Yankee Stadium was even richer in history and tradition -- winning tradition, by the way -- when the Yankees abandoned it in 2008.

Yankee Stadium was never a great place to watch a game. It was all about the nostalgia. I've been to numerous games at both parks. Yankee Stadium had a feel to it, a sort of electricity. The new one? Cold, sterile, big, lacking of character. People will still go because they are the Yankees and maybe the most famous team in all of sports in the world. And they win. A lot. People like winners (see: Blackhawks, Chicago). But go ask a Yankee fan if they'd rather have the old park still. They would say yes. Especially because they charge ridiculous ticket prices for the park. Ever notice how most of the seats by the field are empty there? Ticket prices always go up at new parks. The Cubs have the highest ticket prices already. Sounds like a move the fans would love.

This year, the Dallas Cowboys managed to suppress sentiment long enough to demolish Texas Stadium, probably the most recognizable facility in the National Football League and just 39 years old. Ricketts envisions playing in Wrigley for another 50 years. In what universe does that make sense?

This is possibly the single worst argument I've ever heard about tearing down a stadium. In what universe do people care about football stadiums? They are all the same. There's nothing special about them. No character, nothing to make them unique. There's a football field, some seats, and beer stands. Can you tell me anything about the inside of Texas Stadium? It had that God's Eye thing, but that's all I know. Can you name anything special about the inside of any football field?

But it's not as though the Cubs would be absent. Blessed with one of the biggest markets in America, and fans who turn out win or lose, they are not about to pick up and move to Nashville.

You know why people turn out to Wrigley Field? Because it's Wrigley Field. The White Sox have that exact same market and aren't exactly boom at the box office. You take away that special factor of every baseball fan in America wanting to visit Wrigley Field and it just becomes another stadium. 

So they should be thinking of how to make the best of their location. A new park would rid the Cubs of their maintenance headaches, while providing them better ways to relieve fans of cash -- lots of luxury boxes, better dining, new shops and diversions.

It would allow the team to hire better players and pamper them in style.

I'm going to throw a couple fun facts at you right now. The Cubs had the highest payroll in the NL last year. They suck. They suck not because of their stadium being famous and a classic or because the players aren't pampered. They suck because the people running the team aren't very good at it.


I am not immune to the appeal of Wrigley, though I was wearing a Cardinals cap the last time I went. But I am immune to the appeal of using tax dollars to enrich a private business. If you own a building that is falling apart, you should either sell it, spend the money to fix it up or admit it's not worth saving -- not ask your neighbors to pick up the tab.

Agreed. The idea that the Ricketts JUST BOUGHT THIS PLACE and now don't have money to deal with it is just stupid. Example: "Hey, I just bought this car but I don't want to pay for it, you should give me money for it."

As long as the Cubs have Wrigley, people will want to go to their games. I'm sure we could build a bigger, cooler looking Statue of Liberty too. But it's part of our history. There is no other Wrigley Field and only Fenway has anywhere near the same feel as it. It should be cherished. People who hate baseball and don't actually want to watch the game are not the concern here. Wrigley is an amazing place to watch a game. The thing I never understand about people clamoring for a new park is that every new park is less fan friendly than before. They stick in a level (or two) of luxury boxes and push the fans higher up and further back. The seats at Wrigley are so close to the field and down the lines are inches away from being in fair territory. That'll never happen again. People need to stop complaining about little problems like how annoying it is they have to walk through a crowd in the concourse and enjoy arguably the most incredible baseball experience in the world.

I never get tired of going there. And in 50 years, I don't see how that would change. I hope it's still around.

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I found this amazing new band on iTunes: The Beatles

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With a couple changes to their image, these guys could do alright for themselves.

So I was just looking around for some new music on iTunes and I came across quite the find I think.

The Beatles.

I know, lame name right? Is that some sort of bad bug pun or something? Not very cool. But hopefully you'll give them a chance. They sound sort like like Oasis, just a little bit worse. They're pretty much influenced by every single rock band of the last 50 years, so it's nothing really new, but that doesn't mean it's not good. I have to say, they did a pretty great cover of that "Wonder Years" song, "With a Little Help From My Friends." Sure the singer isn't so great, but it's a good listen.

And don't get turned off by their clean-cut Bieber look. Really, these guys are pretty good. Sure, they probably won't top the charts or anything, but they'll probably be popular with the indie crowd. Particularly their very lo-fi vibe to all their music is at least a nice change.

There's not a single auto-tuned song, although I feel like an album like "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" would have been significantly improved if they spent a little more time in the studio and threw some more cutting edge production on it.

I'm sure the British mags are going to hype these guys like crazy, but they're solid. Still, check these guys out, they're should be able to hold us over until the new Kanye comes out. I figure these guys will be touring non-stop so I'll definitely try to catch them on the road somewhere. I keep looking for tour dates and if they stop by the Metro or Schubas I'd love to go.

Let me know if anyone knows anything about them, they seem pretty cool. 

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11/15/10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Devin Hester

You can say what you want about the Bears (I say: they suck) but regardless, they are now 6-3 and tied on top of the NFC North. Facts are facts (another fact: they suck) but they've set themselves up to make the playoffs.

And against Minnesota, Devin Hester was the man. When Hester and special teams are working, the Bears tend to do very well. Which isn't a whole ton. But Sunday it was Hester time.

Look the Bears need all the help they can get. Like, a ton. So moving Hester back to kickoff returns was due. Not that the Bears have been particularly bad in that area, but Manning and Knox can't change the game quite like Hester can.

And he did. The 147 yards he racked up on the return, including a 68-yarder was a huge key for the Bears. And on top of that he managed to catch a touchdown as a receiver, something he's never been particularly good at excelling on special teams and on offense, but you can't complain when it happens.

The thing with Hester has always been getting his hands on the ball and you never know what could happen, so I wouldn't have a problem with him moving more into the kicking game and slightly away from receiver where he's never been anything special. He definitely has a greater impact with special teams, and certainly showed it this week.

At one point this year I wrote Hester could be the most important piece for the Bears. I still think that's true.

D-Bag of the Week :(
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Jonathan Toews

Alright, I feel really bad with this one. I love Jonathan Toews. He's everything you'd want in a player. I even said I'd name my kid "Toews Bolohan" in a column earlier this year. 

But this week Toews was held pointless and someone had to take the fall for the Hawks (and Keith is being messed around with enough after being asked to play 30 minutes a night and switch pairings all the time, not that he's been amazing or anything). 

I know Tazer is out there trying. No one wants to go pointless for a week. But he's one of the superstars and the leader of the team. When good teams like the Blackhawks sputter, they need their stars to step it up. He just hasn't. And it's come at a time when the Hawks have really struggled to do just about anything.

I'm sure Toews will be fine, there's no reason to think otherwise. But right now the Blachawks have needed him more than in recent memory. The wheels are starting to come off and he's supposed to be the glue to put them back on (also, terrible analogy).

So while it pains me to give this dishonor to Tazer, maybe it'll wake him up a little (I'm definitely taking credit when he turns it around).

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11/8/10 Man Crush and D-Bag of the Week!!

Man Crush of the Week!!
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Taj Gibson!!

I've always kinda liked Taj Gibson. I mean, he was good enough, nothing spectacular. But this year he looks significantly improved. Everyone expects Rose and Noah to be good, and for Deng to do stuff for a couple minutes a game, but Gibson is a super solid third or even fourth option on the Bulls. 

He's averaging 15 PPG and 6.2 RPG so far, with double-doubles in two of the five games this year. He's not just contributing, he's making a serious impact on the Bulls. He's been sort of Noah-light (if that's even possible) as a kind of scrappy dude who just gets stuff done. 

Unfortunately for him, his playing time is going to shrink when Carlos Boozer gets back. but he's going to be a great player off the bench. One of the things this Bulls team has that few other teams in the league do is depth in multiple positions.

But Gibson has done more than just fill-in for Boozer. He's been a very, very good player, one I would say is better then Luol Deng (and PER backs me up on this). I really don't think there are too many teams that the Bulls couldn't at least take deep into a playoff series (I'm looking at you, Miami) and a lot of it has to do with that they don't rely just on three dudes, but that guys like Taj Gibson are good in their own right.

So keep it up, Taj, your efforts aren't going unnoticed. I hope he has a big role on the Bulls when Boozer is back (like, I don't know, playing over Deng?)

D-Bag of the Week :(
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The Chicago Cubs' Front Office

Alright. So let's suppose you are a baseball club, say one with, oh I don't know, a 102 year streak without winning a championship. Let's say your club still sucks a super ton. But your old cranky, washed-up manager quits on your team so you get a chance to replace him. And let's also say you have a beloved Hall-of-Famer who has worked his way up the minor league levels managing to great success. 

So you have this opening and a chance to make good to not only the fans, but to reward a great manager and person to your franchise, a franchise which has been kind of bad to pretty much everyone involved with it for, like, ever. 

So not only do you not hire him, but you basically insult him and make him want to disassociate himself with the only franchise he's ever known. 

I'm not saying Ryne Sandberg would be the greatest manager ever. But his track record has show he's at least there's a chance he could do some good things. My guess? He coaches the Tigers' AAA recent opening and takes over when Jim Leyland retires. I base this on nothing but speculation. But I don't think Sandberg will be long without a job. Here's wishing him the best, he's done nothing but give it to the city of Chicago.

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