Ode to my boobs- from a boob
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I get a lot of strange emails about my blogs- but one entitled "Ode to Jen's Real Boobs.." really takes the cake...
It came to my website email late last night- no doubt in response to my blog where I express frustration that many women get physically altered to compete in beauty pageants. 
(By the way- that photo above is NOT me.. It's the current Miss USA 2009, Kristen Dalton.)
So back to that email. Here it goes..
There once was a gal named Jen
34-b's, in my book- she's a "10"
Her humor is quick
Her thighs- NOT thick
Too bad she is not looking for men.
Your fan,
Jeremy
(I love real boobs)
I particularly think it's funny that he added that last little (I love real boobs) comment under his name. (Just incase it wasn't clear from the poem.)
Never had anyone write me a limerick before.
Hope it doesn't happen again very soon. But I gotta give "Jeremy" props for creativity- right?
Now- back to climbing that mountain of enlightenment.... 34-b's and all.
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