"Make Me A Supermodel" judge Jenny Shimizu made a career out of looking androgynous. The look isn't working as well for Chicago model wannabe Chris Cohen.
The 22-year-old ended up in the bottom two on the Bravo's reality competition show Wednesday.
"Christine. Chris ... He needed a handbag for the catwalk," photographer Perou said. "I don't care if he's a girl or a boy, he needed some bite."
Surprisingly, the judges kept Cohen, and kicked off Ken (right)--for being too manly.
The judges weren't Chris' only problem Wednesday. Click the link below for a blow-by-blow of the episode.
The show starts with Tyson Beckford greeting all the kids at a dock in New York, then he introduces Nicole Trunfio, who is in a transparent box suspended above the dock.
"Do I know how to make an entrance?" she asks. Yeah, a stupid one. She and Tyson are the mascots--I mean mentors--for the contestants.
It isn't long after the 16 model wannabes are thrown together for their first shoot that we get our first gay panic attack.
Branden (shirtless), and 18-year-old from Oregon, ends up with Chicagoan Chris, whose sporting an androgynous look.
"It makes me feel a little worried, the gay problem," Branden says. "I'm especially not gay."
Gay problem? Whatever. I'd say he's not all that, but he is cute. I guess you could put a bag over his homophobia and do your business. He's really unhappy to learn they'll be wearing sexy sleepwear. Hee-haw.
"Branden was not exposed to people who are homosexual," Chris says. Hopefully he'll get over that."
Once Branden and Chris get in the plexiglass box, Branden works it. He's kind of all over Chris and striking poses.
"He was doing quite a good job of getting intimate with a boy who looks like a girl," Perou says.
Sandhurst (left), a dancer I'm going to call Tyson Jr., or Chocolate Thunder, blows everyone away in the shoot. One other incident worth noting: Gabriel says Salome has a great face, but needs to tone up her body "to be a threat."
She must have been hot enough posing with him in that box. Oops. "My boy's got wood for your girl," Tyson tells Nicole.
Somehow Salome ends up winning the shoot, and is instantly hated by everyone. She earns a go-see for a job, but doesn't get booked. None of her housemates feel bad for her.
Fast forward to the underwear weigh-in, my favorite part of the episodes (besides the naked shoots). Cuddly Cory Bautista comes over to measure the models, and they have to be almost nekkid. Wee-ha!
Jonathan, Gabe and Sandhurst are rocking their underwear. Oh this will be a great season. Some girls get measured too.
First catwalk of the season! Nicole and Tyson give some advice, then the models get styled. Bravo must be feeling the effects of the bad economy; the models are wearing designs "inspired by" famous designers. Cheap.
They walk; I'll spare you the details, because the judge's bitchy notes are the best thing. It's time to meet the judges: photographer Perou (left), supermodel Jenny Shimizu, designer Catherine Malandrino and international model scout Marlon.
Jordan, Tyson Jr. and Salome are tops. Chris, Colin and muscle man Ken are at the bottom.
"Boy. Girl. The man with no charisma," Perou says about Chris. Bitchy.
He calls Colin "Clark Kent." He says Ken has one look, and does a mock caveman "Ug." He compares him to the Incredible Hulk. This guy is going to be the Simon Cowell of this show.
They blast Salome for being overconfident, and they love Sandhurst. But 21-year-old Jordan (above)wins the walk. Sandhurst is second and Salome third. Jordan also wins the week, and immunity for next week.