"I couldn't believe it - the woman has a mini-skirt and high heels on and very big breasts.
"I just couldn't work out what it was for?
"Does it mean I have to look out for prostitutes crossing or that they are available around here?"
Who can blame them, the sign is hilariously vague. What kind of hookers do they have in Treviso?
My editor over at The Deli tweeted about this Chi-based comedy group, Lady Parts, on Wednesday morning. Of course I was taken with troupes moniker and peeped their website. Awesome. All of the videos I watched at their website were totes hilair. But I thought this one was particularly relevant and very NSFW:
Lady Parts: Faking It from Dirty Cricket on Vimeo.
What would a girl do without her sassy gay friends? I, for one, would be much less happy and considerably less fabulous without mine. Thanks Second City!
So even though the video your about to watch has nothing to do with being gay, I'm sharing it because my friend Sarah directed it and asked, "Hey, is this kinda Wednesgay?"
Because of Sarah, yer home girl over here writes this blog...So let's all give a her a big Wednesgay what up, and watch this home music video she made for Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA.
Digg's weekly and daily newsletters are always a great source for hilarity, and this is no exception.
Danish company, Fleggaard, produced this ad for washing machines. Not sure what barely dressed women and washing machines have in common, but this commercial certainly got my attention.
So random, so hilarious. I'm sure my male readership is going to love me forever for bringing this barrage of boobs into their life. Your welcome guys.
There are crazy people in Chicago who partook in National No pants day:
Cleverly, these brave souls kept their pants-lessness below ground.
Oh Right, the temperature here was probs about -20 degrees with windchill (maybe an exaggeration, but that's how it felt okay).
Now that the holidays are over, it's time to get down to buisness. So strap on those socks and start working off the holiday poundage. Check out how many calories you can burn doing business here.
Thanks to Mark for this one. TOO funny. Obvi and early performance for the new cast member of The Office, Ellie Kemper.
Because they are hilarious, and also because we've all been there.
Obvi I love How I Met Your Mother. NPH does it for me every time. And this Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman is, say it with me. LEGEND-ARY!
This is hilarious. Thank you James Lipton for being concerned over the sexters of the world. Also for putting your beard on that teen in gym shorts.
This One is an oldie but a goody. I just had to kick off this fabulous Wednesgay with one of my favorite videos, "No One Understands you like Mom."
This post is dedicated to the AWESOME band I saw open for the Dirty Projectors on Friday night. Tune-Yards is a 1 woman band consisting of Merill Garbus.
I loves me the lo-fi, indie rockin' ladies, and when she played this song, "Rebel Rebel," at the Bottom Lounge the whole venue was getting down to the sexy sexy beat. As we all swayed to the steady rhythm and sultry, screaming vocals, I thought to myself- this would be a great song for makin' babies.
I Love these girls!!! I am sucker for novelty bands, ever since my friends from high school sat around a campfire coming up with silly songs, cleverly named ("God spelled backwards is Dog" anyone?) and brimming with hilarity. Garfunkel and Oates is sort of like a female Flight of the Conchords, I got addicted to their YouTube page last week and watched pretty much everything they've done. It's fine, they are the tits. I've also been singing this song for the past 5 days.
courtesy of VulvaLoveLovely @ etsy.com
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