Though sex may not be an Olympic sport, that it takes some athleticism
cannot be denied. Turn your apartment into Vancouver this winter with a few events
of your own:
Part of being an athlete is suiting up and getting into the zone. Put your game face on and prepare to leave yourself on the playing field.
Prepare your best whip, swing, dildo-whatever your even calls for. World class athletes have world class gear-that's half the fun.
Our events begin in the living room, where a change of location can be used in numerous ways to make one or both of the atheletes do some whistling of their own.
Next we move to the kitchen where using cooking surfaces and the contents of the fridge creatively can produce medal-worthy performances
For our last event we head to the Bathroom Olympic Centre where the shower or tub provide a perfect way to continue the games and get clean after your workout at the Kitchen Sliding Centre.
The Olympics take a lot from an athlete, asking you to leave all your sweat and stamina on the playing field. We close our Olympiad in the bedroom where a little spooning and a lot of sleep are well deserved after the feats of athleticism peformed in your apartment today.
Put Your Game Face On
Part of being an athlete is suiting up and getting into the zone. Put your game face on and prepare to leave yourself on the playing field.
2 Comments
Michael Lehet said:
What is that contraption in the second picture? I think I need one, but I'm not sure.
Erin Keane said:
I'm pretty sure it's a swing of some sort.
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