I wish you all could have seen my face when I opened the link that led to this picture.  WTF?  Who buys a personalized vulva pendant? 

Here's the seller's pitch:
 "Celebrate your own beauty.

Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful."

If you want to be reminded that you're beautiful by wearing your vuhjay around your neck, check you can visit her here.

(P.S. Thanks to Sarah for sending me this hilarity!  You are a champion amongst womban.)