Breaking up is hard to do after all,  but Buttonhead has attempted to make it just a little easier, with a handy pre-made card. Does the very thought of confrontation make you wan to puke? don't worry, you won't look like an asshole at all when breaking up with these easy fill in the blank cards. 

What better way to say, "please never talk to me again," than by checking a box, "it's not you, it's me."

Even though the thought of having to shoulder the tears of your scorned lover may be too much to bear, being "the break-up card girl," may be even worse.