Can't bi me love: one-night stands made easy

I'm going to assume you are a cabbie, and not the decidedly less sexy professions of Meter Maid or delivery driver for Staples. If you can't start your own Taxicab Confessions series, in which you get actresses who look like strippers (or is it the other way around?) to confess their darkest sexual deeds to you while being videotaped, then I suggest you go a more traditional route. And I don't mean "proposition dating columnists you find on the internet," but rather, look to the slew of hook up sites that exist in pretty much every major metropolitan area. Some examples include: Im Casual, Fling, and Online Booty Call. These sites boast thousands of Chicagoans who can't be bothered to fill out a dating profile, but who CAN be bothered to post topless pictures of their torsos in the reflections of mirrors.  There are also the more established sites like Adult Friend Finder that has over 600,000 members in Illinois.

And let us not forget our beloved Craigslist, where you can browse for extension cords just as easily as you can browse for bukake. What's not to love about that?