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So Jason Whitlock Is Writing & Directing Commercials Now?

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SarahSpain

Sports reporter, sarcastic smartass, music lover, funny gal.

For a few months now, FoxSports columnist Jason Whitlock has been telling the world about a major problem in sports: "Pussy Galore." If you ask Whitlock, Tiger Woods' recent car accident was yet another reminder of PG's power.

In an effort to get the word out about the power of PG, it seems Whitlock's taken to writing and directing commercials now, too. The poor sap in this LovRub ad--just like Rick Pitino and Steve Phillips before him--clearly can't focus on what's important (football) when faced with the temptation of Pussy Galore.


Keep getting the word out in whatever way you can, Whitlock. If anyone can convince the world of "the foolishness of modern man attempting to adhere to outdated rules limiting the venues a man--married or single--can wave his magic stick" and that "if a man can afford a no-disease, no-pregnancy occasional night on the town without it affecting his financial and lovemaking responsibilities at home, as mature adults we must reach the point where we can allow this," well it's an overweight, middle-aged, misogynistic, publicity hungry hack like you.

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