Spotted at Blackhawks practice today: the mind-blowing, bowel-rumbling, eye-popping, pants-splitting, finger-curling, face-melting line of Marian Hossa, Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane. Three of the game's most exciting players, on a line, together. OMFG. This is the most exciting threesome since last week's Gossip Girl, when Olivia, Dan and Vanessa totes got it on.
The Blackhawks, already an impressive 12-5-2, are going to be truly scary with Hossa in the lineup. You remember the young pilots of Voltron who combined their robot lions to become an indestructible larger, scarier robot? Yeah well, imagine the combined super-powers of Hossa, Toews and Kane.
From here on out, this trio will be known as The TKHo Line, 'cause their competition is gonna get knocked the f*** out!
5 Comments
WindyCityHockey said:
pretty snazzy line name. This will probably be a PP unit, not a regular line.
Brian Moore said:
Haha, great stuff Sarah. Love the photoshopping.
Displaced_Chicago_Boy said:
The TKHo line would be disgustingly good, no doubt, but WindyCityHockey is right about this probably not being a regular line but likely a PP unit, or also possibly an emergency crunch-time desperately-need-a-goal line similar to how Crosby and Malkin are occasionally used together in Pittsburgh. I think the regular line combinations are likely to be something along the lines of Hossa-Toews-Byfuglien and Kane-Madden-Sharp
wingsrul91 said:
Still not as excited as Datsyuk, Zetterberg, and Hossa. The Hawks will NEVER win the cup, its called the HOSSA CURSE...
John Jaeckel said:
Sarah,
What will we call the line when Q inevitably breaks up Kane and Hossa to have two powerful scoring lines and create immense matchup problems for opposing teams— which is the really smart thing to do (all hype aside). The Dearly Departed?
Hey wingsrul91, Hyeah . . .
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