Now That's Em-Bear-assing

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Check out these cringe-worthy stats from the Chicago Bears' blowout loss to the Minnesota Vikings Sunday afternoon. They're so bad it's almost laughable. 

Almost.
 

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• In the second half of Sunday's game, the Bears ran just 12 plays for TWO yards and ZERO first downs.

• The Bears ran just seven more PLAYS (38) on Sunday, than the Vikings had FIRST DOWNS (31).

• The Bears had just eight first downs on the day.

• Minnesota's 31 first downs fall just short of the NFL record (39).

• Vikings QB Brett Favre finished with 392 yards passing--just ten short of his career hgh (402) also recorded against Chicago.

• The Vikings' time of possession (40:55) more than doubled that of the Bears (19:05).

• The Vikings' total yardage (537) was the most allowed by a Bears team since 1982 (a game in which they allowed the Rams 583 yards and yet somehow still won).

and the kicker...

• For the first time EVER in the long, storied history of the Chicago Bears, the team didn't have ONE rushing first down on the day.

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RHO said:

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There's still five games left. If they win out a wild card spot is possible. And if you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you at a great price.

Bandwagon Driver said:

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Want more salt in the wounds? Mike Brown is still healthy in KC.

streich3 said:

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As long as the McCaskeys own the Bears they will continue to be mediocre--and based on their record, don't expect another super bowl team 'til 2031.

As Dennis Green aptly put it, "They're the Bears."

Newskoolbulls said:

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You know whats more embarassing? The chicago bulls. I am watching them play the Bucks and it is brutal, if mgt doesnt add a guard we are in for a long season.

sjvl said:

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Hey thanks! As if I were not already feeling like crap about my team!

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