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This was going to be a good one.

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This blog post was going to be so deep, you guys.

You see, I was going to start off with a nice recap of the Halloween weekend, then tie it into current events in the world and wrap it all up with some general ending about how life can really throw you a curveball, so enjoy the ride or something. You know, like Zack Morris would do.

I even set the right mood for quality blog posting in real life. There was a wine glass (with actual wine, not my usual stuff. ), and good music playing. 

Funny, I'm talking about things that actually occur/happen to me, and I say "In real life".Crazy, right?

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, I'm listening to this.


The post was going to serve a PURPOSE, people!. I was going to give you regular RedEye readers a glimpse into how fun Halloween was (VERY, by the way) while giving you a little peek into who I really am as I come into my own as a man.

It was going to include the following pop culture references:

  • Mobile Suit Gundam
  • Lord Byron
  • Hustleman from "Martin"
  • Tom Wolfe
  • Futurama
  • The Ataris
  • Ex-No Limit Soldier Mia X
  • Deebo from Friday
  • Nellie Fox
  • Mikey Whipwreck
  • Those skinny girls on "90210"
  • that crazy broad from "Lamb Chop's Sing-a-long"
  • Kurt Loder
  • Jason Caffey
  • Buffy the Human Beatbox
  • Mountain Dew Code Red
  • "Goo" from My Brother and Me
  • A.C. Green
  • Sorority date function commemorative t-shirts
  • Wheatus
  • Foggy Nelson
  • Former Bears kicker Jeff Jaeger
  • Lemmy from Motorhead
  • Kamala the Ugandan Giant
  • Oran "Juice" Jones
  • Goober Grape.

But alas, that mythical post will never be. You see, I'm still hungover. Therefore, I'm going to go lay back down now.

Sorry.

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