Five on Five: Hot Sox

2. Whose return will help more: Cubs' Aramis Ramirez or the Sox's Carlos Quentin?
BAG BOY: Aramis. The Cubs needs all the help they can get right now. Heck, I could probably help them.
BRIAN: Quentin. The Sox look like they actually could do something, and he can push them over the edge.

3. What can go wrong in Ramirez's rehab game in Kane County on Friday night?
BAG BOY: Are you serious? It's the Cubs. He'll be lucky if he's not attacked by an actual cougar.
BRIAN: He visits the outlet mall in Aurora and gets lost in the Nike store, never to be seen again.

4. How will you remember the Ben Gordon era?
BAG BOY: I'll spend 12 seconds recalling the nice things I said about him.
BRIAN: The way he massaged his "groin pull" during that game against Boston.

5. What is the best July 4th sports tradition?
BAG BOY: BBQ and an afternoon of the national pastime--drinking, of course.
BRIAN: I always loved NASCAR's Firecracker 400 from Daytona. But now it's a night race--boo!