Posted by Alexia Elejalde-Ruiz – 6:10 p.m., Feb. 14
The good news out of the CTA today was that Mayor Daley announced a $227 million program to "improve the customer experience" with new trains and buses, better lighting and safer doors, according to the Tribune.
That kind of funding commitment is a big deal, and it's good to hear real dollars applied to a lot rhetoric about CTA improvements. But I'm still coping with the bad CTA news that my commute will soon start sucking more than it already does.
Starting March 30, southbound Red Line service from the North Side to the Loop will be cut as the CTA closes down one of the tracks for construction related to the Brown Line platform expansion project, the Trib reported today. That means that during the morning rush, Red Line service will shrink from 19 trains to 15, and we will have to wait longer for trains to squeeze into.
At the same time, my "L" station -- the Brown Line Wellington stop -- will be closing, again for platform expansion (I take the Brown to the Red). CTA temporarily will reopen the Diversey stop to accomodate us Wellington orphans, but I fear I'm still in for longer waits on the Brown Line now, too -- not good when I tend to be late for everything anyways.
I'm done pouting about it -- other people have far worse commutes, I know -- and now hope to look at the longer commute as the glass half full. Now we'll have so much more time to practice essential CTA rider skills! Together! Packed like little sardines on slow-moving, infrequent trains! Sweet!
In the spirit of optimism, I'd like to come up with 10 suggestions for how to take advantage of that extra commuting time. I'm going to need your help, though, because I'm not that creative. Here are a few to start us off.
1. Sharpen your train surfing skills. That means you don't hold on to anything as the train rumbles and jerks along, until of course you lose your balance and end up holding on to a complete stranger.
2. Practice holding your breath so that you don't keel over from the rank odor of the unfortunate person you ended up plastered next to.
3. Master the art of reading with one hand. This is easy with a magazine. It is hard with an actual book.
4. Rehearse the conversation you would have if you actually were to approach that cute man or woman you see on the train every day. "Hey, so you work in the Loop? Yeah, me too." Check to see if he or she is wearing a wedding ring.
5. See how loud you can crank your iPod before you start getting nasty stares from people around you.
OK, your turn...