I have the ability to see the future.
I looked into my crystal ball and predict that hundreds of cars
will magically disappear all over Chicago streets under the cover of
darkness in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
Hundreds of drivers will get up Tuesday morning, put on their coats
and walk out to where there car was parked and find it missing. It will
be like a vehicular rapture from the Book of Revelation.
These poor car-less souls will be shocked and confused. They will
wail and grind their teeth. The will wander aimlessly around until they
figure out their cars were towed because of the winter ban on overnight
parking.
That's right, at 3 AM early Tuesday morning, Chicago's winter
parking ban will take effect and will remain in place until April 1st.
If you park your car on one of these streets overnight, you can be
ticketed and towed. The tow will cost you $150 plus $10 a day storage
fee and that's on top of a $50 ticket.
This ban effects major city arteries, 107 miles of roadway to be
exact, where no parking is allowed overnight from 3 AM - 7 AM, no
matter the weather.
IMPORTANT GEEK NOTE: Do NOT ignore the signs just because there is no snow!
Snow, ice, dry pavement-- park overnight on one of these streets and you're making a trip to the auto pound the next morning.
Normally, on the first day/night of winter parking ban towing, the
city nails a few hundred unprepared motorists. Don't be one of these
poor suckers.
And assume that enforcement will be even more harsh than in previous
years. Last year the Sun-Times embarrassed Streets & Sanitation and
the administration by showing that towing revenue was off by nearly 50%
due to staff cuts. This, combined with a revenue hungry administration,
I would expect armies of tow trucks patrolling these streets this year.

Map of Overnight Parking Restrictions from 3 AM - 7 AM, Dec. 1-Apr. 1
Historically, the winter parking bans resulted from several terrible
winter storms, especially the Blizzard of '67, when the snow was so
deep, it was nearly impossible to clear the snow with all the cars
parked on the main arterial roadways.
"These routes are critical and need to be kept up and running at all
times so that emergency vehicles, buses and cars are able to get
through," stated Thomas G. Byrne, Commissioner of Streets &
Sanitation via departmental press release.
"It is very important for our residents who park on the street to work
with us to keep these critical routes open to full capacity by obeying
the winter parking regulations."
Last year, Streets & Sanitation made an effort to distribute
fliers a few times in the weeks leading up to December 1st along the
entire route warning drivers of the impending ban. As of today, we were
not able to confirm if the city had taken this same action this year.
Here's a map of the streets where the overnight parking ban is in effect, a full listing of those streets where overnight parking is restricted.
Check out our upcoming post on Snow Routes (2" ban) that will go into mind numbing detail on this winter parking subject.
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