Warning- It is never a smart idea to try and run a marathon with only two weeks of training. The first guy to run a marathon died. Do not try this at home. I am a child and I think we established that I have no common sense at all.
What did I get myself into? That's what I was thinking as I stood in the back of the pack waiting to start the Bank of America Chicago Marathon.
Two short weeks before the marathon, I announced to the city (
or 12 readers of this blog) that
I was going to run with the slowest runners in Chicago, to experience their journey.The problem is, the slow runners had trained for the event, I had not. My longest run to date was 6 miles, I spent the Summer testing my bad knee, making sure it wouldn't blow up under the pressure of a Sprint Triathlon, now I was faced with having to complete a marathon, 26.2 miles of pounding on a knee that had yet to face a quarter of that distance.
The Ironman inside of me knew I could do this. My
out clause to my family and friends was that the story was about
Lauren Kaminsky, the woman I was running with, and I could opt. out at any time, catching a cab and meeting her along the way to check in. That was my outside monologue. Inside my head was completely different,
I was doing this no matter what.
To add to the fact that I was completely unprepared for this venture, I had to carry along a camera, extra batteries, extra memory card and all of the nutritional doo dads and who ha's I would need to make it to the finish line. I was weighed down. A quick side note: My
CamelBak Delaney fanny pack and water bottle, amazing! For now on, it's all I use.
The advice I got from various experts was that if I can make it to the finish line, at the end of the day , I was going to feel like I had spent the day at Great America, carrying around a baby. Banged up, but OK. Problem is I am terrified of Great American and roller coasters!
I have run marathons before, but this was new, I was standing near at the end of the field, knowing that I was going to be moving for 6 plus hours. It made me anxious, jumpy, and those are two things you don't need when you are in a marathon.
To calm myself down, I reminded myself
"the journey was Lauren's,, I was her shadow, I was there to capture her story, focus on her, not worry about me, not worry about time, just move forward."
I saw all kinds of shirts and hats and signs for various charities, but one stuck in my head like a stray yard dart. A mother running for the memory of her infant son that had passed away. As I traveled through the city, that memory of her pain and what she must have been feeling inside stayed with me. Nothing I would experience in the next 26.2 miles would ever be as painful as that.
It was on.
As we traveled through the city at Lauren's pace, I began to take in how amazing a place Chicago is. It's not very often you can run down the middle of the street and not take your life into your own hands. I was on a tour at a pace that afforded me the ability to see it all.
Normally my HR is pegged, my head is light and I am pushing myself to a place that hurts like hell. Now we were talking, running and looking around, there is eye candy everywhere you look, and I had plenty of time to look.
The attitude is different in the BOP (back of the pack), they are not ashamed for being slow and make no excuses for it. At about mile 10, one BOP'er yelled to no one in particular, "
they don't open the streets, until we are done, we own this place!"
The week leading up to the race, my knee was killing me, though I never said it out loud, my wife was worried, so worried in face that she offered me $1000 to stop before mile 10. At mile 13, I asked Lauren's dad to borrow his cell phone so I could call her and tell he to "
keep her money, I was going all the way."
Saying it and doing it were two different stories. Though I tried to hide them from Lauren, I did have my little problems. The most obvious, for some reason my kidneys went nuts. I was peeing about every 20 minutes! Which meant I had to run into an alley, do my business and then sprint to catch up with Lauren. It also meant that my kidneys could shut down and that is never good. I tried to look on the bright side, as mad as I was at my mosquito bladder, I was also happy with the fact that I could sprint a quarter mile or so to meet up with Lauren. The work I had been doing with
Craig at the IHP had been paying off, I was in better shape than I thought.
The journey breaks down into two different categories for me,
spiritual and
physical.
Spiritually- I fell in love with the idea of being in the back. I
loved talking to people, getting to truly thank the police, the
volunteers, the random person cheering and smiling. Drag queens,
running French fries, amazing aid station volunteers all became a part
of the party, not just a blur on the way to a PR or a BQ (Boston
Qualifier). I'm sure Lauren was ready to kill me, because I said it
about 50 times,
"I'm having a blast, this is fun."
I watched the walking wounded push and struggle to put one foot in
front of another, as if every step was their last. There was a
camaraderie in the BOP, that is amazing, because in the BOP it isn't a
race, it's a matter of making it.
I made it my mission to become the cheerleader for anyone who looked
like they were struggling. By the end I was screaming at anyone who
would listen. "
Come on, the finish line is 2 miles away, we are going
to kick it's ass!!!!!" The spirit and determination of these people
made me forget about the pain I was in and
I was in pain.
Don't get me wrong this was long, the competitor in me wanted to speed
up, to see how hard I could push to the finish. At the 4 hour mark, I looked at our running buddy "Crazy
Barb" and said "
we have to be out here for another fu--ing 2 hours, are
you kidding me!" Which she politely replied "
get tough princess, how
do you think Lauren feels!" She was right, I was jumping up and down,
singing High School Musical songs and telling jokes, looking back, I'm
not sure if I was helping Lauren or pissing her off? Either way, she
never let it show.

Empty Streets in the BOP
Physically- Have I mentioned I am an Ironman? I knew I was going to be
hard, but 6-7 hours on your feet without any training, hurts! Besides
sprinting back and fourth from my constant pee breaks, my heart rate
never went that high. My feet however were another deal completely. At
about hour 5, I felt a pain that rocketed from my foot to my eyes and
made them water, I was sure that I had fractured my foot, my privates
were chafing like a neglected baby, there was no food and I was
starving(
maybe they should mix the Taste of Chicago with the
Marathon???). At Mile 24, while I was running with Doug from Detroit,
I grabbed a cup of Gatorade, slugged it down and threw it up all over
the place. "
Guess I'm done drinking Gatorade, " I said to Doug as I
wiped off my face.
The inner monologue that announced earlier
"I was going to do this
regardless," well he was rebelling and very mad at me. "
What the hell
am I doing out here, this is a friggin' blog! Who cares! Use your
press pass, grab a cop and get out of here!" It crossed my mind
several times.
"Who cares!"
Every marathon runner has highs and lows, it's part of the deal. At
one of my lowest points, when my commonsense decided to make one last
plea and get me into a cab, it was Lauren's simple words that gave me
the boost that I needed. She had been quiet for a while, digging deep
to keep moving, as we passed under a sign honoring fallen police, she
quietly looked up and said "
That is so sad, God bless them." Like a
cold glass of water in the face it hit me. They gave their lives to
defend the streets we were running in, I was lucky to be out there at
all.
I was back and I cared, Lauren cared, Barb cared, Doug from Detroit
cared! That's the point, of this blog, of the marathon, of endurance
sports, of the people in the BOP, if we didn't care about our sports,
then nobody else would. The Pace of Chicago is our community, this was
our day. Sure Sammy Wanjiru made $175,000 for two hours work, but if
you put him in a club with Brian Urlacher, I would almost guaranteed
that nobody would notice Sammy, despite the fact that he is a better
athlete and much tougher. Endurance athletes participate because they
love the sport and the individual challenge.

"Amazing Barb" Saves The Day
6 plus hours into the race we were near the end. Lauren was spent,
Doug from Detroit was fighting the tendonitis that hobbled him and
dozens of other athletes were fighting their demons to keep going. I
saw people fall down both mentally and physically, but there was one
person who never showed any signs of cracking, she was there for
Lauren, but inspired me as well, it was "
Crazy Barb." Barb, a friend of Lauren, is getting ready for
her first Ironman and needed to get an 18 mile training run in. The
closer you get to the big day, the more important every run and ride
gets, people get manic about making sure to hit these marks before an
Ironman. Barb put all her personal needs aside to make sure that her friend finished what she started.
Barb was the epicenter of energy and Lauren, Doug, myself and several
others were feeding off that energy to keep going. She was there to
talk to me when I was down, which in turn gave me the energy to talk to
Dough from Detroit, which kept him going and gave Lauren someone to run
with. If it wasn't for Barb, I don't think any of us would have made
it to Grant Park, for now on she is "
Amazing Barb!"
Barb not only inspired me to the finish, but to do more with my
endurance resume. She was an amazing mentor to Lauren and made me
realize that sometimes it's not about you, but what you can do for
other athletes.
So if you are a charity out there and are looking for
a mentor to run and train with your BOP'ers, let me know, I am your
man. Because
I do care and like Barb (my new hero) I want to share my
experience with others and help them reach their goals.
Call me,
e-mail me, let me know, I want to do this again and again.
Lauren taught me,
"Forward is a pace," there is no shame in finishing
last, only in giving up on yourself. As we now know she made it, so
did Doug and so did I.
The Aftermath- My feet still hurt, I am hungry like a college freshman,
my butt is killing me, but my knee passed the big test
(thank you Dr.
Brian Cole).
Moji is my new best friend as I ice my parts, I am
mostly good. My
Garmin said I ran a little over 27 miles, which I believe. My goal for next year is a ½ Ironman, I told Lauren that
she is my inspiration to keep going no matter how hard it gets, because
now I know
there is no shame in being slow or being last.
10 Comments
Lauren Kaminsky said:
I've been waiting all day for this version of the story! For the record -- you didn't drive me crazy and you didn't piss me off. You helped more than you know.
I'm still amazed at all the internal battle you were having -- you and Barb were boundless energy out there! I never would have known.
LRDad said:
Thanks Dave, to you and your family for supporting the BOP crowd. You did an amazing job getting Lauren through the race, and at the same time, really captured the strength, motivation and emotion of the runners at the back. Like the sign in one of your pictures stated .. "Heroes are made on step at a time". The BOP gang found a new one named Dave on October 11, 2009.
uidolph said:
My heart goes out to Lauren! What an accomplishment! And David, you were so generous with your time and devotion to help people. I really admire that. We need more people like you, Barb, and Lauren in the world! Congrats to everyone who participated!
Mandy Burrell said:
Your post captured so many of the things I enjoy about running, despite that I'm only an average runner. I did the half marathon in September. Everyone has his or her own reasons for running, and most people run alone, but running a race is a really communal experience. I ran alone and finished somewhere in the middle, but my favorite moments were when fellow runners reminded us all how lucky we were to be able to run, to take over the streets in such a gorgeous city, to have a cloud cover the hot sun for 20 minutes. I would never recommend running a marathon without training, but I'm glad you got to experience the joy of running in one.
Heavy Hearted said:
As one of those people you passed, working the marathon in the cold, then warmer, then windy, then cold again, I gotta ask... what? you nuts? Back in the day when I had two good knees and a younger man's heart, I ran. Frequently, and long distance. Though I push them, I know my limitations. Next your going to wanna be a doctor after watching Grey's Anatomy. I respect your wanting to encourage and help, but your way leads to foolish preventable actions. Thank goodness for everybody out there in the unacknowledged background. Goofy....
David Wallach said:
As the old saying goes...Do as I say, not as I do:) Thanks for reading.
Dr. Wallach
Awesome Barb said:
Hopefully you've found yourself nice and recovered (albeit minus $1000). If a charity chimes in for some bop motivation, count crazy barb in for the ride. That was the most fun I've ever had during the Chicago marathon. Thank you for your kind words and generous offer. You're the best!
Lauren Kaminsky said:
Yes, and let me know how I can help too. My goals for the next year include becoming stronger so I can help others, too. :) Even if it means jumping in at mile 15 or so and being "fresh legs" or hanging out in China Town with Cheerios and chips. Please let me know what I can do!
ChicagoHalfIronwoman said:
I enjoyed your posting immensly because I too have been at the mercy of Barb. She was my mentor last year when I trained with Team in Training for my first marathon. She had this weird hold over me and I did what she said.
Having done one sprint triathlon, Barb talked me into signing up for Steelhead, a half ironman. I'm still not sure how I let that happen. When I was struggling with my training, she went and talked to my coach. The compassion I was expected materialized into "enough of this sh*t, get going".
As I exited the water in Michigan, from my best swim ever, there was Barb, with a big hug for me. I was a wreck getting off the bike, and there was Barb, helping me to get started on my run (she did threaten me bodily harm if I looked at my Garmin one more time so it wasn't a total love-fest).
On Sunday, I found her at Sheridan and Addison and she ran with me for a bit. She always reminds me that this is supposed to be fun but to move my ass at the same time - always move forward.
Sounds like the three of you had the best races of the day. The thing about Barb is she does not even consider something's not possible and you have to love someone who gets you across the finish line of a race you were never going to register for in the first place.
AmyFreeze said:
I loved it. You are a Warrior. What a Marathon Memory!
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