The Situation's Ark
As I arrived at a client's apartment yesterday, I noticed "Wayne, New Jersey" on the television, looking like Noah's flood had hit my girlfriend's hometown. This prompted ridiculous images of Mike "The Situation" creating an ark of his own. However, I fear his notion of "two of every kind" would simply mean "hot twins." But I digress.
Holy Hell! New Jersey is under water!
How often does this happen? New Jersey never struck me as a potential
flooding hazard, so what the heck gives? Is the apocalypse nigh!?
If so, I'd appreciate a heads up. I'd hate to find out the four horsemen
are about to descend upon me, and realize the last thing I did was work
related. So again, I'd appreciate a heads up, so I can instead make
sure my last activity on Earth is something
awesome/stupid/once-in-a-lifetime that may or may not involve a manatee.
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