Kim Kardashian Needs a Private Plane When Not Fundraising For Haiti

I know next to nothing about Miss Kardashian. I've been explained how she's technically famous on several occasions, but always find that it's not information worth retaining. I'm not going to delete memories of fighting as Raphael for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was five years old for something so insignificant in comparison.

Her name did stick out, however, when I saw she was heading some fundraiser in downtown Cleveland with Troy Smith (likes her some football players, I guess) to benefit Haiti.

The fact that it took an earthquake and the promise of a hyped public event in her name for her to realize that Haiti is a country doesn't bother me. The money was for a good cause and that's all that matters. You would think, though, that such a catastrophe would put certain things in perspective for Miss Kardashian. She might appreciate the finer things in life when millions of Haitians are struggling to survive. No, no, no... What a silly assumption!