So the newest Tiger Woods "accident" story has progressed and taken on a meaning and life of its own. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Out of the golf greens emerges a Los Angeles cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs,  who informed US Weekly that she had a hot and heavy romance with Tiger Woods. Unfortunately, for Tiger, if true, another shocker, Jaimee has voice mail recordings and text messages to prove her affair.  From the sounds of the US Weekly article, Jaimee has kept score of her sexual encounters with Tiger as she claims there are 20 such encounters.  I wonder if Tiger gave her a golf score card where she could tally the "hole in one" and perfect "strokes" totals.

Why does a dog lick his balls? The same reason that men cheat...because they can. Behind every powerful cheating man, there seems to be some low self-esteemed woman willing to settle for sloppy seconds in an attempt to cash in as the "hedge fund paramour" or to convince him to leave his wife/girlfriend because she is the "one."  If the "other woman" thought about this scenario logically and had true self-confidence, she would  realize that the cheater is not leaving. The irony is that the "other woman" is clearly being used as a tool to build the confidence and ego of the cheating man, while her own self esteem is unknowingly being eroded.   But I  will save discussion about the dynamics of the mistress for another day.

Seems that it is "All Over Now" for Rolling Stones guitarist, Ron Wood and his blushing bride of 23 years, Jo Wood. The Woods have finally reached a divorce settlement after nearly 8 months of brutal negotiations. Jo Wood, the former model will be receiving fifty percent of Wood's estimated net worth of $37 million dollars. Jo also will be receiving the family mansion in Kingston, England worth about $19 million dollars plus an undisclosed monthly support payment.

QUESTION FROM JAMES P.
Alsip, Illinois

I have been seeing this woman on and off for 5 years. She recently gave birth to a baby boy and now claims the baby is my child. When I went to the hospital to visit, she handed me some papers to sign.  This baby is really cute and looks just like me!  She has always been really into me and waiting around for me to marry her. I do believe that this is my kid. Should I sign these papers?