Want to read more about Lilly missing the start of the season? Go here. Want to hear about how well Josh Vitters is doing in the AFL? Go here.
Personally, I'd rather give away this striking thong. So let's get to it.
One the following page you will see a list of the 25 best 2010 Cubs mottos submitted yesterday. Your task? Vote for one.
And for those of you who were curious about thong sizing, let me clear some things up. If you're shopping for a thong at say, Victoria's Secret or Perla, they definitely come in various sizes. However, it appears that Cubs thongs found at Amazon.com are indeed "one size fits all." So there you have it.
Happy voting.
And don't forget--LOHO has the officiall CN Bears thread tomorrow, so stop by! Let's all huddle together, hold hands, and pray that we've found an offensive line somewhere.
22 Comments
cubbiejulie said:
Gah! I think I left off "They're just waiting for you to die."
Booo! Feel free to vote for that one in the comments!
Maim said:
All two of us have voted!
--MGb said:
I had to vote for mine, even though it kinda sucks. I have to take pride in my work - no matter how bad it is...
Maim said:
I did not vote for mine, but someone threw me a bone.
Umbra said:
You also left off "Chicago Cubs: Like A Laser-Tag Date", but whatevs. I liked "They're just Waiting for You to Die" the most.
cubbiejulie said:
If you buried it in your laser-tag post, I missed it.
That will teach you not to be so verbose.
Umbra said:
It was necessary exposition! If I just said, 'Chicago Cubs: Like A Laser-Tag Date', you would have no idea what I'm talking about.
Also, the text-box is acting weird for me today. I can move my text-input-cursor thing up and down, but not left to right. So if I make a mistake, I have to delete it all to correct it. Anyone else have this problem?
cubbiejulie said:
No, but I'll call it in to the IT department.
baturkey said:
You can click to move the cursor around horizontally.
millertime said:
I had that problem the other day.
cubbiejulie said:
Hahahahahahaha.
For all of you who have wondered:
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/district-299/2009/11/the-mysterious-chicagonow-deafault-comment-icon.html
HoboHanson said:
I hope you weren't speaking ill of my chair Julie. heh heh
cubbiejulie said:
Speaking ill? I was lauding your chair. LAUDING, I tell you!
melissa said:
Julie you called it a "striking thong." I would assume that's why it's one size fits all, the size doesn't matter if you're using it as a weapon. One of the few instances where size doesn't matter now that I think about it.
cubbiejulie said:
So true.
baturkey said:
I voted for "Cubs Baseball: Where Ricketts Isn't Just a Disease."
Outsanity said:
The swine flu one was the only one that made me laugh
carlheartscubs said:
I vote for "They're just waiting for you to die"
Doc Blume said:
Damn...my best one isn't up there.
:(
carlheartscubs said:
That's what you get for abandoning us.
jtbwriter said:
Love the "breaking hearts" one...but how about "Cubs Fever 2010-More Fun then Swine Flu!"
webegeek said:
There are two things I've always wanted in my lifetime, the Cubs to win a WS and to score with a Playmate centerfold.
Now I'm old, broke, fat and bald and the sad thing is I still have a better shot at the Playmate thing.
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