Chris Brown: The Interview....Here are More Tips
Awww, snap. Why does Breazy only break news when I'm out of town? He must be mad at me for putting him in my Delete Files so many times.
But anyways, while hanging out in Tampa for a journalism conference, I hear from
Radar Online that the man is going on Larry King to make a real apology...hopefully an upgrade from that sorry statement he made via YouTube while wearing a mauve shirt.
I've got some tips for the boy Breazy.... Check 'em out after the jump.
1. Do not wear that ugly shirt from the
YouTubes again. It's a minor point, but is almost as big a fashion FAIL as the puffy shirt from "Seinfeld."
2. Work up some tears, ideally real. It seems like Brown is already on the road to redemption, but simply repeating sorry does not come across as sincere.
3. Announce a huge donation to a charity that helps battered women. And then give that donation, dammit!
4. Say you will never ever do anything like this again, and follow up.
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namaste said:
5)Just apologize to the affected person(s) and move on to therapy, anger management or cut a diss album to get it all out of your system.
Kyra Kyles said:
I vote for the first two options and leave the dis alone. Look where that got Mariah and Eminem. Thanks for the comment, namaste!
WolfmanDawson said:
Message to Chris:
Yo Chris! You have youth and intellegence going for you. Step up, and do what's right. We ALL do stupid things, Chris. We all have our frustrations, but most of us have better outlets to exhaust them on. It's not too late to change your stripes and gain more respect from the community (Chris, some of these sisters have BROTHERS...and FATHERS...Know what I'm sayin'? Hell, bump the wrong sister, and you'll WISH you'd met her brother or father first!).
Chris, you may not be a bad person, but you did a bad thing. Do what's right, and move forward.
The little brothers (and sisters) are watching and waiting.
Kyra Kyles said:
Yeah, you tell him, WolfmanDawson!
Shari Weiss said:
Larry King may be rescheduled as Brown's hearing scheduled for yesterday was postponed.
And RadarOnline? Really? No respect for them.
Kyra Kyles said:
Yeah, no respect, but definitely some buzz that Breazy was doing the interview all over. But I give the credit to where I heard it first. Thanks for the update, Shari! I do look forward to that hearing/interview. I'll make sure to stay in town this time around. (Hear that, Brown?)
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