Chicago Bears as Simpsons, Now with More Marge!

A few new additions to the "Bears as Simpsons" posts, with all of them now in one convenient location!

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Everything goes right past them
Most didn't realize either were still alive for many years. (Submitted by Max Power)
You really have no idea what either of them are saying. (Submitted by Kafein)
Both think they have good plans. Both are perpetually disappointed.
Both don't do much on the job.
Both do things for their respective employers, but nobody is quite sure what those are.
Time has passed them both by and they're not very good anymore. Likely to be broken up soon.
Much like the Sham-Wow, this one sells itself.
The only reliable one (Submitted by EmilyMac)
Both have trouble bending and keeping up with the younger set.
Big tough guys that aren't as good as they used to be.
Both really have no idea what's going on.
Do I really need to add anything here?
Both are eternal optimists who think things will get better.
Both are too young to know what a mess of a family they've been drafted/born into. (submitted by Sarah Spain)
Both are known for their slips, falls and bad technique
Both get blown up a lot. Scratchy by Itchy. Forte by defenders in the backfield.
Both are the hardest workers at their positions; both have 5+ kids (Submitted by Adam Simpson)
Both always get into way too much trouble
Separated at birth.