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If the Chicago Bears Were Simpsons, Part 2

Matt Lo Cascio on 11.01.09 at 9:41 AM | 2 comments |

We are back with more Bears as Simpsons characters, thanks to your suggestions and participation. I think we all know what Comic Book Guy would have said about the Bengals game: Worst. Episode. Ever. Be sure to add your inventions to the comments. And now...JCS presents: The Bears as Simpsons characters, part 2.

Johnny Knox as Maggie Simpson

Both are too young to know what a mess of a family they've been drafted/born into. (submitted by Sarah Spain)

Virginia McCaskey as Mona Simpson

Most didn't realize either were still alive for many years. (Submitted by Max Power)

Bears Secondary as The Be-Sharps

Time has passed them both by and they're not very good anymore. Likely to be broken up soon.

Lance Briggs as Apu

Both are the hardest workers at their positions; both have 5+ kids (Submitted by Adam Simpson)

Mike McCaskey as C. Montgomery Burns

Do I really need to add anything here?

Rod Marinelli as Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Much like the Sham-Wow, this one sells itself.

Ted Phillips as Superintendent Chalmers

Both do things for their respective employers, but nobody is quite sure what those are.

Brian Urlacher as Dr.Nick

You really have no idea what either of them are saying. (Submitted by Kafein)

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2 Comments

Robbie Gould as Marge Simpson: The only reliable one

Posted on December 3, 2009 3:17 PM

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Matt Lo Cascio said:

Emily-that's perfect! I'll be adding a few more soon and that will definitely be in there. Thanks!

Posted on December 6, 2009 8:50 AM

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