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Chicago Bears as Simpsons Characters

Let me start by saying that the next 3 games for the Bears look very winnable. But for now, this is a way to get out my Bears aggravation. And I have a lot of aggravation. JCS presents: The Bears as Simpsons characters.

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Jay Cutler as Bart Simpson

Both always get into way too much trouble

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Ron Turner as Seymour Skinner

Both have good plans. Both are perpetually disappointed.


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Tommie Harris as Lou the Cop

Both don't do much on the job.

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Matt Forte as Scratchy

Both get blown up a lot. Scratchy by Itchy. Forte by defenders in the backfield.

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Orlando Pace as Grandpa Abe Simpson

Both have trouble bending and keeping up with the younger set.

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Olin Kreutz as Rainier Wolfcastle

Big tough guys that aren't as good as they used to be.

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Nick Roach as Ralph Wiggum

Both really have no idea what's going on.

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Lovie Smith as Ned Flanders

Both are eternal optimists who think things will get better.

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Frank Omiyale as Krusty the Klown

Both are known for their slips, falls and bad technique

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Bob Babich as Moe Syzlak

Separated at birth.

You have any Bears as Simpsons suggestions? Add them to the comments. I'll bet you guess some of the ones I have planned for part 2.

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Jimmy Greenfield said:

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Outstanding, though you'd have to consider Devin Hester for Ralph Wiggum.

Also...

Michael McCaskey as Montgomery Burns
Adewale Ogunleye as Lisa Simpson

Matt Lo Cascio said:

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Congrats on nailing one of the round 2 entries: Mike McCaskey as Monty Burns. And yes, Ted Phillips is Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Jimmy Greenfield said:

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Yep, McCaskey was a no-brainer. Is Virginia crazy cat lady?

Jerry Angelo as Rev. Lovejoy
Cedric Benson as Barney (belated)

Max Power said:

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Lovie Smith should be Krusty, seeing that he is a clown and everything.

Ehh maybe not, Krusty has some fire.

Jimmy Greenfield said:

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Who would be Max Power?

Max Power said:

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Not sure if the Bears have one. There is one guy in the NFL who legally had his named recently, though.
And he was one of the many who lit up the Bears today.

Max Power said:

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*should have read "name changed" not "named"

Matt Lo Cascio said:

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Max Power! Like Thai food? Sure. Shirt food good too.

Cedric is Nelson Muntz yelling "Ha, ha!"

Max Power said:

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Mona Simpson as Virginia, most didn't realize she was still alive for many years.

Matt Lo Cascio said:

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that's money. and in round 2. thanks!

Max Power said:

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Alright, one more 'til tomorrow:

Gabbo as Robbie Gould.


Mike Burzawa said:

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Mayor Quimby as Sweaty Teddy Phillips?

SarahSpain said:

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Johnny Knox as Maggie Simpson: Both are too young to know what a mess of a family they've been drafted/born into.

Matt Lo Cascio said:

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that's money Sarah. That'll be in round 2

abuper7 said:

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If Cutler is Bart then Greg Olsen is Milhouse.

kafein said:

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Urlacher -> Dr Nick

JimH said:

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I thought #54 would be a good Krusty the Clown. Same demeanor, same production.

salsashark said:

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Zack Bowman = Maggie Simpson. The only thing we hear from you is a lot of sucking.

JimH said:

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Mike McCaskey as Smithers to Ma McCaskey's Burns

*dan bradley said:

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Somebody should be Frank Grimes for sure.

Matt Lo Cascio said:

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Yeah...but Grimey is dead.

Jimmy Greenfield said:

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The whole team can play him then.

milky said:

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Jerry Angelo as Professor Fink. Both have these big/great ideas but they never quite pan out.

McSkizzle said:

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David Toub as apu

IrishSweetness said:

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Dave Toub as Apu ?

McSkizzle said:

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Apu is a genius and holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' — Calcutta Technical Institute — going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (note the acronym S.H.I.T.). Apu began working at the Kwik-E-Mart during his college years to pay off his student loan, and now he is stuck in this town filled with twits (just like Toub)!!!

McSkizzle said:

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In other words Toub is the only qualified on a team filled with morons.

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