Too Much Tiger

 So I'm sifting through dozens of Tiger Woods stories and blogs. The internet is inundated with them. It's Tiger 24/7!. Readers can't get enough of it or in some cases, too much of it. I think the one I read last night told me it's time to move on, at least for 24 hours. It's the one about porn star Holly Sampson reportedly in talks with Vivid Entertainment (I'll bet it's vivid) to do a movie about her tawdry one night stand with the athlete of the decade. I'm sure you're familiar with some of her critically acclaimed work.  There was "Stop tickling Me; the haunting drama, "Emmannuelle in Paradise" and that epic pubic hair raiser, "The House of Naked Captives".  Sampson claims things are in the works.  Is this porn talk for, "I really like when you do that in my ear"? Anyhow, Miss Sampson's flirtation with a Gone with the Wind classic got me to thinking about what's really important.  Do the Sox need some left hand power in their lineup? Will Milton Bradley finally go away? Will Lovie Smith finally go away? Will Vinny Del Negro finally go away? Can I see another replay of Marion Hossa's spectacular goal?

Isn't this what we really want to discuss? Or is this?