So what did McNabb really tell Cutler?

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Inquiring minds want to know. The Eagles just beat the Bears and there's Donavan McNabb getting up close and personal with Jay Cutler. What did he tell him?

I'm not sure but here are ten tantalizing possibilities:

1. My mother feels terrible about the way you've been playing. She's going to send you a week's worth of Campbell's Chunky Chicken Soup and some coupons. She really thinks you need to eat more.

2. Say, What did you think of the White Sox signing Omar Vizquel? And can you get a brother a first row ticket?

3. If things really get tight, I know this bar in South Bend. Just don't tell anyone you're a quarterback. 

4. Listen; I've been thinking about this for a long time. Do you want to be my partner on Dancing with the Stars?

5. They boo me in Philly all the time. I just tell them to kiss my wallet.

6. Here's a piece of advice; when Ron Turner sends you the play, call an audible. Just keep doing that until he sends you the right play.

7. What the %*#@ is wrong with you? There were so many guys opened you should have killed us. No wonder people around here keep muttering Kyle Orton's name.

8. I not leaving on the team plane. Meet me at Superdawg and I'll set you straight on how to be a top notch quarterback never to win a superbowl.

9. When everybody leaves the stadium, we'll take off our cloths off and play flag football. I'll do a post pattern. Just make sure you hit me in stride and not lower, please.

10. My real name is Kim. My parents wanted a girl. And you think you have it bad?

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2 Comments

dltrey0305 said:

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what he really told him was if you think you got a beating today,just wait until that Minnesota team get done with you.

George Ofman said:

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That's a good one. If I had 11, I would have used that. Thanks

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