Buy Markley's Book...and mine too!

Batman has the Joker.  Spider-man has the Green Goblin.  Sherlock Holmes has Professor Moriarty.

And I've got Stephen Markley.

Markley & Me in a typical social setting.

Ever since we went head-to-head for the affections of Accidentally Sexy's Ana Fernatt, our fates have been seemingly intertwined.  The socially awkward geek versus the super-confident rogue.  I'm Luke Skywalker from A New Hope while he's Han Solo from any of the movies, take your pick.

I'm a comic book writer while he writes - ahem - books.  Now, I'm pretty sure that this book is filled with all matter of photos, probably things that Markley thought would fill some space and up his page count.  I mean, he's already covered friends who refuse to masturbate and his anguish over not being able to dunk a basketball, so I really don't know what else he has left to cover.

Of course, I'm just kidding.  Stephen is a really funny guy and his publisher has a pretty unique marketing strategy.  Which made me think, "how can I ride the guy's coat tails?"

Luckily for me, the answer just presented itself...

Read more after the jump!