Okay guys, it really comes as no surprise that some male geeks and nerds have a hard time relating to the opposite sex. Heck, that goofy show BIG BANG THEORY makes that a running gag every week!
And with this in mind, I Twittered a question to all my female friends "What do fanboys do that really turn you off?" And WOW...did I get a response! So here are the Top Ten responses that I received. (Twitter alias' have been removed to prevent flaming.) Take notes fellas:
Read more after the jump!
TOP TEN THINGS FANBOYS DO THAT TURN WOMEN OFF:
10. "(I) Hate it when nerdboys quiz you in hopes of "proving" your inferior nerd cred. Worse when they only make eye contact with my boobs."
9. " Say 'Oh my God, you're a GIRL who likes Trek/BSG/FS/etc.?' Geek out at me; don't treat me like an archaeological find."
8. "I hate when fanboys think they need to chose between fandom and a hot date."
7. "Only like things with male heroes."
6. "Fetishize Asian women."
5. "Assume I won't get it cause I'm a GIRL."
4. "Don't assume within 10 minutes that we're soulmates just b/c we both like Firefly. And for God's sake, NO TOUCHING. EVER."
3. "NEVER EVER tell your girl that she should dress up like Princess Leia in the gold 2 piece unless you want to kiss a wookie!"
2. Having a heart attack over the fact that a WOMAN can talk comics or video games or whatever instead of having a *conversation*.
And the NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I received about fanboys is summarized here:
1. "I really am fairly tolerant, but after awhile even I can't keep talking to someone who smells really icky. DEODERIZE, MEN!"
So there you have it fellas. If you ask me, I don't think that the ladies are asking for all that much, just a little common courtesy and a bit of respect.
Oh, and pay attention to personal hygiene. Trust me guys, that's a deal breaker!
3 Comments
joey said:
i think my gf gets sick of me saying 'you look absolutely beautiful--you truly belong here with us among the clouds' every time she gets dolled up.
generaldark said:
fanbois suuuuuure love boobies XD
Red Hot Annie said:
#6 made me LOL. so true. fortunately, i never encounter bad hygiene, but that would be the ultimate turn-off!
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