Oprah dumps Garrard McClendon

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Before Oprah hooked up with Steadman, I was Oprah's man. I got her phone number - 312-633-1000.  Oprah  don't go, Oprah say it ain't so. The Queen of Daytime TV is calling it quits to the Oprah Winfrey Show on Sept 19, 2011, moving her empire from Chicago to Cali. 
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Oprah don't go, sweetheart. The near west side will miss taking pictures in front of your studio. Restaurants will lose business, and no more car giveaways at Randolph, Washington, and Carpenter.

Please baby, please...Oprah don't go, baby. You left Mississippi, Milwaukee, Tennessee, and Baltimore to be with me...right here in CHI, and now you're leaving me. It aint right Oprah. I feel like a jilted lover, finding out that my woman broke up with me through a text message. Oprah I need you bad baby...my 9 o'clock won't be the same without you.

You leaving me for better weather? More tax breaks? You'll never be happy without Garrard McClendon Live girl, so reconsider your move. You're gonna miss my television lovin...and you'll be back...

Should "O" leave Chicago? Leave a message at 773-883-3450 or call me on-air tonight at 877-358-CLTV.



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Charles B said:

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"I don't understand the way you feel saying that she's your's not mine. Sending rose and your silly dreams, really just a waste of time...."(MJ & Paul McCartney "The Girl is Mine).

Yeah G, it's a sad day in Chicago. Losing the Olympic bid, cars getting Denver Boot and now Oprah. Will the Gold Coast turn to copper?

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