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Tattoos: Happy Birthday April 13!

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

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I am still basking in the glow of my experience at the Florence show last night. The drunken fools in front of me who smelled like a bad Korean barbecue were lucky I was in a good mood, otherwise I would've kung-fu chopped their neither regions for coming very close to elbowing me in the head every two seconds.

Anywho we are here to celebrate - and not only is today my friend Faye's birthday - it is also Ricky Schroeder's. There are no tattoos of him that I could find and he has turned into a Republican nutbag to go along with the poster-child for Hitler's army look he's rocked so hard since his Silver Spoon days. Still, I loved that show - so I have to put something up in his honor:

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Time to nurse this hangover - be back shortly with some awesome sewing/knitting-themed tats.

Tattoos: Happy Birthday April 12!

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

Today's blog post is sponsored by, Eikon Devices. Find tattoo machines from EikonDevices.com!

Tonight I could not be more pumped to see Florence & The Machine (eventhough it's at the House of Blues and in terms of venues it is one of my least favorite ever). Before I put my dance pants on though - I wanted to wish the April 12th birthdays a very happy healthy one - especially to that bitch Shannen Doherty. I am a little bit taken aback that no pop culture fan has posted an image of themselves with an "All Hail Queen Brenda Walsh" tattoo. But no, some bitch out there fails at being the best they can be. Someone needs to get this tattoo - and they have to get it with Comic Sans:

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So, no one has a Brenda Walsh tattoo but someone has a very nice tribute to the Partridge Family (something is not right with this world). Everyone's favorite Partridge and the one with the most plastic surgery, David Cassidy, is celebrating his birthday today.

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Next up is a man who, like Ed Westwick, makes me rethink my lesbian membership. Well not really - they both kind of look like pretty soft butches. Brendan Urie, the lead cutie for Panic! at The Disco is 23 today. He also has good taste in ink.

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Also, Brendan was just featured in a fun Butch Walker video promoting Walker's upcoming release.

Speaking of crushes, it's Claire Danes's birthday today. Man, my young teenage years were spent pining after Angela Chase as she pined after Jordan Catalano. When she felt pain, I felt pain. I would've even settled for Rayanne Graff. Danes eventually lost points with me for being a home-wrecker, but for also crying in a really ugly way during Romeo and Juliet.

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Happy birthday to everyone celebrating today! If any of you are going to the Florence concert, look out for me and say hello!

New Feature Whenever Possible!! Birthday Tattoos

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

Homeboys and Homegirls, I am pleased to announce that the two braincells I have left have decided to make love and come up with an idea worthy of trying out. Today is the first day I'm going to attempt to share Tattoos of Celebrities Whose Birthday It Is! I hope you read that with a big booming voice in your head and a pregnant pause after each word. If you didn't, go back and re-read that shit.

Today's celebrity birthdays only produced two tattoos but one of them reminds me so much of my childhood that if I could only post one - it would be this:

Biz Markie, that gigantic Gummy Bear of a human beatbox, turns 46 today.

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Also another year older and another year hotter? Anouk. I have no clue if I like her voice or just her face/her own tattoos. That is neither here nor there. Happy birthday beautiful!

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Two Words: Slow Loris

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

This is not a tattoo post - I just need to know what I can do to get my hands on a slow loris. This thing is so damn cute I can't take it.

Tank Girl Off The Pages Onto Skin

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

Tank Girl is pretty much the baddest bitch around. Not only is the comic book wicked, but Lori Petty brought that hotness to life on the big screen. It is only fitting that Tank Girl's persona would live on forever etched into the body parts of those who love her.



Also rad right now:

Marina and the Diamonds - Mowglis Road
BBU - C.H.I.C.A.G.O.
Free Energy - Hope Child (I interviewed these guys last week and they were very sweet despite my being incredibly hungover)
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Round and Round
Wampire - Magic Light
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes- Home

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Tattoos of Boobs/Boob Tattoos

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

A friend of mine sent me a picture on Facebook that I find both gross and awesome. Grossly awesome? It's a dude with a woman tattooed on his chest and her nipple (I HATE that word) lines up with his so as to make the tattoo's boob look more realistic. If that doesn't make sense, here it is in all its glory:

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Judging by the molestache he's rocking and the way in which his tattoo is clutching her breast - he is one klassy fellow. He's not alone though, there are others who have either decided to get a tattoo of boobs/about boobs, and others who have gotten their boobs tatted in either hilarious or creepy ways. If you have any more, send em on over.


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Had to Share: Winkers

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Mia

Music + whiskey + tattoos= me

Holy shitballs. I'd like 1 in each theme and color, thank you.

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