Mustache Ride Tattoo?

Dear sir with the "Pussy Eater" tattoo where your mustache would normally go,



I've got a few questions for you that I'd really like answered, but please take your time and feel free to think about those answers before getting back to me.

First of all, I need to know if you picked that particular font so that it would look like a permanently curled mustache. It's not a bad choice, though I prefer Didot or Copperplate Gothic Bold (but I am such a nerd like that).

Secondly, I see that you've got tears tattooed by your eyes. I know that probably means you've killed someone (the look in your eyes would've let me in on that even if you didn't have it tattooed there). I'm wondering if maybe, after looking at your face, your mom wanted to get tears permanently sketched onto her face too.

Third, has anyone ever told you that you resemble a young Jon Favreau?

Thank you for your time.

xoxo,
Mia from Fresh Ink