Breaking Celebrity Tattoo Dumbassery

Mia on 10.29.09 at 9:09 AM | no comments

Mia

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Oy, Pete Wentz, I've tried so hard to like you and be fair. I'm sure you're a great guy - and I really did love you in guyliner. Your decision to get a tat of Cobra Starship frontman Gabriel Saporta on your forearm gives me no choice but to bitch slap you in the blog. (UPDATE: it has been pointed out to me that this dainty little body part you see before you is actually his LEG. I didn't realize they got so little - and now I am even more upset)

He of course took to his twitter account to document the evening's events:

my head hurts. i was buzzed lightyear last night. followed thru on a gentlemens bet w/@gabrielsaporta now i have 1 more bad tattoo.my brain needs to stop kicking my eyeballs in the face. it makes sense in my head.

Really Pete? Fucking Cobra Starship? That's the best you could do? I don't care how big of a bromance you have with Gabriel, you don't get his mug on your forearm - that's where you put a shark with sunglasses drinking a can of beer.

I can't wait for Bronx to get older and wonder how Gabe got a tat on your bod before he did.