Jay Cutler OUT for Sunday: Fantasy Football Cluster....

The Chicago Bears made it official on Thursday morning: Jay Cutler will not play on Sunday, and veteran Todd Collins will start against the Carolina Panthers.

Fantasy advice: SELL SELL SELL!!!

The Bears offense was laughable with Collins under center against the Giants, with the nine sacks suffered in the first half made worse by Collins' inability to throw the ball 25 yards on the fly. Matt Forte will be a marked man, and Greg Olsen might see a lot of targets, but getting into the end zone might be a trick.

This does, however, give all of Chicago extra reason to get especially drunk during the Blackhawks home opener on Saturday night. Sunday might not be worth watching.