How to use an airplane toilet:

1. Do what you need to do in there.
   
2. Look before you leave. Urine on the seat? Wipe it the eff off.
   
3. Close the lid before flushing -- even if you don't at home.  (Guys, I'm talking to you!) If you don't, water and waste splash everywhere when you flush.
   
4. Teach your kids to do the same.
   
5. Thank you.