Bears could use some Ditka right about now
You talk about a train wreck. That Bears loss at Cincinnati wasn't just hideous it was any movie starring Ben Affleck.
My card says it was the Bears most pathetic performance since they were doused in flames by the Detroit Lions 55-20 on Thanksgiving day back in 1997. '97, that just screams Bill and Monica and that stained dress.
This brings us to a familiar issue. You know what really sucked about the Bears total team disgrace? Mike Ditka wasn't on the sidelines.
Can you imagine what Ditka's post game press conference would have been
like? Michael Keller would have bum rapped himself, his coaching staff
and threatened to put his entire offensive line on waivers. Mike would
also have verbally slapped at least five different rerporters for
asking "stupid questions."
Unofficially, I'm told that all Lovie really wanted to say was,
"Orlando is our left tackle." Or this gem: "We have faith in Matt
Forte."
Who says timing isn't everything? The Bears picked a splendid week to
announce the extension of Jay Cutler's contract. Somebody tell this
gifted brat he's allowed one three-and-out Sunday before the boo birds
turn his ears into
shrimp cocktail.
Cutler does have a bright side. To the best of my knowledge, none of his picks occurred while the bears were in the red zone.
Who's in charge of informing Jerry Angelo and Coach Lovie that Hunter
Hillenmeyer shouldn't be playing football he should be raking leaves
and marking time until he receives his NFLPA pension package.
Uh, Lovie, isn't it just about time to take a long look at just how
much damage the cover-2 can create when your safeties are blowing
assignments and your middle linebacker is something less than a
visionary dropping back in coverage.
This is absolutely the essence of Halas Hall, the McCaskeys and "One
team. One town." If Kyle Orton and Cedric Benson aren't the front
runners to be named AFC offensive Player of the Year, you tell me who
is? I'm waiting.
OK, now that we've pounded a few lumps here's the play, and I know its
beyond fashionable to delcare Peanut Tillman and Matt Forte dangers to
society.
Sunday, the Bears are huge, double digit favorites over the hapless Cleveland Browns.
So, you bet the Browns and the under right? Wrong, Pop Warner. The
Bears will trounce Cleveland. The final: 40-14. So lay the wood. Bet
the Bears and the over, and sign up for a nice, sweet parlay.
Oh yah, did I mention this? Lets end this crap about the Bears, "getting off the bus running."
I'm still waiting for Bears' apologist Jeff Joniak to scream, "Frank Omiyale, you are ridiculous!"
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