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The Weak in Review: NCAA Selection Committee

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Dan Davis

An artisan wordsmith with a gift for saying absolutely nothing using an abundance of characters.

Today we honor the most uninspiring, awe-inducing, pathetic performances from the past week in the world of sports.  Not only am I unimpressed with your efforts, I believe it deserves commendation in written form.  And only one thing stands out that could possibly earn a spot on the Weak.  Today, we fix our gaze on the hapless, inexplicable NCAA Tournament Selection Committee.

Wherever shall we start?  For as much griping as we witness on a yearly basis about the atrocities of the BCS, I'm not so sure that the Selection Committee doesn't rival their inexplicable decisions.  For all its faults, at least the BCS is mostly built off of unbiased mathematical formulas.  And the Selection Committee process?  Your guess is as good as mine.  We know there are certain automatic bids, but what about the at-large bids?  Well, certainly RPI is considered in some fashion, but what else?  We really have nothing to go off of for how they decide.  I personally haven't the slightest idea what makes Minnesota (an 11 seed, 62nd RPI) more impressive than Mississippi State (who didn't get in, 55 RPI).  But I do have the sneaking suspicion it has something to do with money.


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The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee. Don't be fooled by the numbers. Those are their options for their post-selection dinner. Choice 1: Budweiser. Choice 2: Blue Moon.






But forget the who got in/who got left out qualms.  How about the seeding choices?  Villanova, who finished cooler than a polar bear's toenail losing five of their last seven games including a drubbing to eventual 1-seed Syracuse, as a 2?  If I were a hiring manager and Villanova were a perspective employee, I'd look right past their shining GPA (11 in the RPI) and focus on their immediate job performance.  Weak.

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Jay Wright, upon hearing the news that Villanova was a 2-seed.



How about Tennessee dropping all the way to a 6-seed after getting drubbed by Kentucky?  Sure, that was an embarrassing loss, but Tennessee is 14 in the RPI, boasts wins over two no. 1 seeds (Kentucky and Kansas), and finished the season hot.  If not for an unfortunate draw in the SEC Championship (due to their shitacular bracketing method), they likely would have played in the finals.  But forget speaking in hypotheticals, Tennessee's resume alone deserved higher than a 6-seed.  Weak.

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I'm sorry you got screwed Mr. Pearl, but that is one ugly ass jacket.



Then you have Purdue.  Purdue was an extremely solid choice for a 4-seed...two weeks ago, when their best player, Robbie Hummel, wasn't hurt.  Obviously it seems unfair to penalize a team just because they lose a player, but Purdue has taken an enormous dip without Hummel.  They were knocked out of the Big 10 Tournament by Minnesota in an ass-kicking that would make Brian Mills jealous.  Their scoring averaged dipped from 73.4 ppg to an astounding 58.6, and Hummel won't be back.  I smell a Siena upset.  Weak.

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Hummel-less Purdue is about as inspiring as sober Mel Gibson.



Really there appears to be little rhyme or reason to the Selection Committee's mania.  They choose who they want at their own discretion with little regards to statistical (or any other method) reasoning.  The Selection Committee is comprised of athletic directors from across the country.  Does this strike anyone else as inherently flawed?  Why not have a panel of unbiased arbitrators consisting of statisticians and experts who actually take the time to watch the games? 

No, we cannot expect every panel member to watch every game.  But I sure as hell bet Fran Fraschilla watched more basketball than Mike Slive this year.  The NCAA's elusive selection process only leads to more wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth.  And what's their solution?  Expansion!  How exciting. Nevermind that the lowest seeded team to every win it all is an 8-seeded Villanova squad over 20 years ago.  And never once has a 16-seed beaten a 1-seed. 

Yes, it will happen someday.  But expansion would only add more average teams to the pool and make for an even less interesting regular season.  As much as it upsets me that a team like Mississippi State didn't get a fair shake after taking a 1-seed to the max, they had no chance at winning the tournament. 

The real issue is that the NCAA Selection committee spends their time speaking in vague uncertainties, double-talking about their methods, cloaking and daggering and never really giving the fans or schools a definitive idea of what it takes to get in.  At least with the BCS you know how you're getting screwed.



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