Ask Adam Burke...Bruno v. Transformers Edition

A spoonful of Adam Burke will sweeten your coffee without adding inches to your waistline.  This week I asked Adam:

• "Which will be a bigger disappointment: Bruno or Transformers 2?"

Adam Burke is made of metal.

As a transforming robot, I am already severely disappointed by the way this Michael Bay fellow depicts our culture. We're not all flashy, attention-hogging, speed-demons. Most of us transform discreetly into bureaus, armoires, chaises longues and the like; and live normal, simple lives, while searching quietly but diligently for the AllSpark.

Thanks, Adam Burke!  ((Choo choo choo choo chee))  Now you're an ambulance.