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Groundhog Day In Haiku: Phil's Flawed Forecast

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Punxsutawney Phil Makes Annual Groundhog Day Appearance

Punxsutawney Phil
Clearly not a baseball fan
It's two weeks 'til spring


The report out of Punxsutawny is that the groundhog saw his shadow which is supposed to mean six more weeks of winter.

Obviously, Phil is not a baseball fan. 

Cubs fans know that spring starts two weeks from tomorrow - February 17 - when pitchers and catchers report to Mesa and begin their preparation for the 2010 baseball season.

PETA has proposed using a robotic groundhog because the current festivities amount to animal abuse.  And Stephan Benzkofer writes in the Tribune that maybe it's simply time for this silly tradition to end.  I'm not sure the Punxsutawny Chamber of Commerce would be happy with either of those stories.

But none of this matters to baseball fans. We learn before Groundhog Day when spring will start, because our teams release their spring training workout schedules in January.

15 days and counting.  


UPDATE: WOODSTOCK WILLIE IS WISER

A local update:
Woodstock Willie Is wiser
He knows spring is nigh


Woodstock Willie is a groundhog who makes his home in Woodstock, the Illinois town where the movie Groundhog Day was filmed. Willie seems to be wiser than Punxsutawney Phil. 

The Chicago-area groundhog did not see his shadow today, which means he knows that spring is not six weeks away. 

Must be a Cubs fan.

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The Hawk In Haiku: It's Only A Hat

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Andre The Expo @ Wrigley

He won't look like a Cub in the Hall of Fame, but Cubs fans will use their imagination

Now we know Dawson
Will enter Hall as Expo
Some Cubs fans are sad

Disappointed? Sure
Don't you feel that a bit, too?
Be honest - you do. 

But I'm fine with it
The Hall honors the players
Not the hats they wore


The Tribune reports that Dawson informed them by text message:

After attending the annual B.A.T. banquet in New York Tuesday night, Dawson sent the following text to The Tribune: 

"Hall will issue a press release (Wednesday) announcing that I will go in as an Expo."


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Spring Training Haiku: Cubs To Stay In Mesa

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Good news for Cubs fans
Spring Training stays in Mesa
Once the town says, "Yes!"


David Kaplan has posted on Twitter that the Cubs have chosen Mesa AZ over Naples FL subject to approval of the deal by the Mesa City Council. 

Arizona rocks
When it comes to spring baseball
New ballpark each day!



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Cubs Con In Haiku: Day 2

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Saturday started
With Hall of Fame autograph
From Andre Dawson


Convention vets know that everyone gets a scratch off ticket for a chance to win an autograph from the most popular Cubs.  We were lucky enough to win an Andre Dawson autograph. It meant missing the "Meet The Owners" session, but I think it was worth it. 

You want autographs
And avoid the longest lines?
Try the photo stage


But there's a catch - you pay $15 for a "professional" photo of you with the player, and he signs a folder they provide for the pic. So if you want a signature on a bat, ball or picture, this isn't for you.  And if don't want the autograph you can save some money and have them take a picture with your camera. For some fans, a picture with their favorite player is the next best thing to an autograph - for some, even better. Check out the photo gallery to see how excited Taryn was to meet Hoffpauir, Soto, Wells and Banks in less time than it would have taken to get one "big name" autograph. 

(There's more after the gallery)


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Cubs Con In Haiku: Day 1

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Not so surprising
Fans gave biggest ovation
To Andre Dawson

Some boos for Hendry
But the Ricketts family
Got a nice welcome


But no Ron Santo
A bit under the weather
Hope he gets well soon


Highlight video?
Nice, but I recall last year's
Was more exciting

That wasn't a shock, of course, since for the first time in three years, the season ended with a title of any sort. Even the convention logo is less inspiring without the word "Champion" in it.  

New Hall of Famer Andre Dawson was obviously the fans' favorite.  If he had any doubt of his preference for a HOF cap, he knows that the fans here would be ecstatic to see him in Cubbie Blue.

Convention Haiku: Time For Optimism

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Tribune Company Reaches Deal To Sell Chicago Cubs And Wrigley Field

Spring is almost here
How do I know this is true?
It's Convention Time!

Hope to see you there
I'll be the person wearing
A Cubs baseball cap


So ... that should make it easy, right?   I'll be spending some time at the League of Her Own tweetup on Friday night and with the guys from Cubscast at their Listener Meetup on Saturday afternoon.   You'll meet lots of great people if you stop by those events. 

It's fun to spend the weekend with thousands of die-hard Cubs fans, meet players coaches and management and spend way too much money on Cubs merchandise.  But one of the most exciting things about Convention time rolling around is that we know spring training is right around the corner.

Pitchers and catchers
Will report for spring training
In thirty-three days

Hope springs eternal
For Cubs fans this time of year
Optimistic?  Sure.

Unjustified optimism?  Probably.  But there wouldn't be many Cubs fan without it.  Honestly, the moves the team made this off season don't inspire too much confidence.  But remember this - if the standings were printed in the Tribune today, the Cubs would be sitting on top of the National League Central Division. 

I'll be posting a few updates from the Convention this weekend.  You can also follow @TheCubsInHaiku on Twitter for more frequent updates.   My daughter, who is our Blackhawks haiku blogger, will be at the Convention with me and possibly tweeting her own updates.  Follow @BlackhawksHaiku for her perspective. 




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31 In Haiku: Maddux Is A Cub Again

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His number is retired, but he isn't.


Cubs hire Greg Maddux
He's gonna be Jim Hendry's
"Special Assistant"


Bruce Levine has the news ...

The Chicago Cubs may have made their most important acquisition of the offseason Monday by adding a future Hall of Famer.

The organization will announce Monday afternoon that 350-game winner Greg Maddux has been signed to become a special assistant to general manager Jim Hendry in 2010.

Maddux's duties will include helping with instruction for both major-leaguers and minor-leaguers during spring training, as well as scouting duties throughout the season.

According to a source with knowledge of the signing, Maddux will be at the beck and call of Hendry during the season to evaluate minor-league affiliates and give the general manger input when trades or free-agent signings are being considered.


I wish Greg was here
When Hendry had lunch last year
With Milton Bradley



Cubs Convention In Haiku: Five Hall of Famers

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Five Hall of Famers
Will be in attendance at
The Cubs Convention 

That includes Ernie
Fergie, Billy and Ryno
Plus the new guy, too!

Cubs hat on his head
Andre Dawson will look great
Will "The Hall" agree?



The Cubs have released the list of attendees for the 2010 Cubs Convention, which starts on Friday afternoon.  The roster includes five members of the Baseball Hall of Fame - and one who should be in Cooperstown.   I hope you enjoy this gallery of these Cubs legends.
 


Gallery sneak peek (20 images):

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The Hawk In Haiku: Dawson Named To Hall of Fame

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Dawson's in the Hall
But will he wear Cubbie Blue?
That's what Cubs fans hope



ESPN reports ...

Andre Dawson were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame Wednesday, the sole inductee this year.

Roberto Alomar, Edgar Martinez, Barry Larkin and Fred McGriff also were new to the ballot this year, and Martinez was a test of how Hall voters assess players who were predominantly designated hitters.

Holdovers include Mark McGwire, Bert Blyleven, Jack Morris and Lee Smith.

Players must appear on at least 75 percent of the ballots to gain election.

The induction ceremony will be held July 25 in Cooperstown, N.Y.


Can Cubs management convince The Hawk to attend the Cubs Convention?  That would be an exciting addition to the weekend.



Center Field In Haiku: Cubs Sign Marlon Byrd

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Texas Rangers Photo Day

It looks like Marlon Byrd has a big ... uh ... bat


"Big" (?) New Year's Eve news
Cubs sign Byrd to play center
Is this what we need?


The Cubs want you to think it is ... 

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Ho Ho Haiku: All I Want From Santa

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Santa Impersonators Thrive In Suburban Sydney


To all the Cubs fans
Who celebrate tomorrow
A Merry Christmas

Like Adam Sandler
I'm a menorah lighter
But I've got wishes

So I'll ask Santa
And hope that he grants wishes
To nice Jewish boys

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Trades In Haiku: Milton Bradley Is Gone!

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Finally, Milton Bradley is flying away from Wrigley Field


A Chanukah gift?
Perhaps it's a miracle
Milton Bradley's gone


Last week I posted my request for some Chanukah miracles, and now one has actually happened! Sort of. It's not much of a miracle when we pick up a crappy pitcher with his own huge contract. But the good news is, Milton Bradley is gone.

Now we've got Silva
One of baseball's worst pitchers
Who's owed lots of dough



MLB 2009 - WBC Semifinal - Korea Beat Venezuela 10-2
Carlos Silva stinks it up at the World Baseball Classic - this picture was taken after he gave up 5 runs in the first inning pitching for Venezuela against Korea

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Eights Nights In Haiku: Chanukah Miracles

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To all those like me,
Menorah lighting Cubs fans
Happy Chanukah

G-d did miracles
For us back in ancient days
We need some right now

First, Milton Bradley
Please convince another team
To take him from us

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Hashtags In Haiku: Today Is #Dawson4TheHall Day

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Today is the day
Support The Hawk on Twitter
Game time - 1:20



Are you ready to give Andre Dawson's bid for the Hall of Fame a boost by helping us to make #Dawson4TheHall a trending topic on Twitter? 

As I've reported earlier, the guys at Cubscast are sponsoring this event to get the attention of sports writers who will vote on who gets inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  You know that Andre deserves it, so take some time out of your busy day to help make it happen.

At 1:20pm today, start tweeting with the #Dawson4TheHall hashtag (use #Cubs and #mlb, too) so that we can make it a trending topic on Twitter and get the attention of the baseball world. 

Check out my previous posts and Cubscast for more details.
 

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Cubs In Haiku: Sandberg To Succeed Piniella

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The Iowa Cubs
Just got a new manager
His name is Ryno

Number Twenty-Three
One step closer to Wrigley
After Lou retires



The Cubs announced Monday  that Hall of Fame second baseman Ryne Sandberg has been promoted from managing the Double-A Tennesee Smokies to the same job with the Triple-A Iowa Cubs.   It's obvious now that whenever Piniella retires - be it after the 2010 season or a year or two later - the next manager of the Chicago Cubs will be the greatest second baseman ever to wear Cubby Blue.


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The Hawk In Haiku: Prepare For #Dawson4TheHall Day

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Take a little time
Get ready to help The Hawk
Make the Hall of Fame


A reminder to all Cubs fans - Tuesday is #Dawson4TheHall Day.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out my post from last week.

You can prepare for the big event by adding a Twibbon to your Twitter profile photo, modifying your Twitter page background or grabbing some graphics for your website or blog.  Links to all of these can be found at Cubscast.

Then, starting at 1:20pm tomorrow add the #Dawson4TheHall hashtag to your tweets. The goal is to draw attention to The Hawk's bid for the Hall and make #Dawson4TheHall a trending topic. Adding #Cubs or #mlb hashtags is also recommended. 

Original tweets - especially clever ones - are great.  But even if you just watch for the #Dawson4TheHall hashtag and retweet what others people have posted it will help. 

Thanks for Lou and Sheps at Cubscast for coming up with this idea, and thanks in advance to everyone who participates in tomorrow's #Dawson4TheHall hashtag blitz. 


Trades In Haiku: Here's The Good News

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Good bye, Aaron ... you won't be missed (Tribune photo)


Aaron Miles is gone
Traded to the Oakland A's
That is the good news

The not so good news?
Jake Fox is part of the deal
I'm gonna miss him


From the Tribune:

The Cubs finally shed that albatross contract, trading a frequently booed and less-than-productive player to the A's on Thursday. Sorry, but Milton Bradley is still a Cub. The player exiled was Aaron Miles, who was paid more than $400,000 for every run he drove in during an injury-plagued season. Miles and the remaining $2.7 million he is owed joined Wrigley Field fan favorite Jake Fox in a trade for reliever Jeff Gray and two minor-leaguers.

The word from Hendry
Gray "can come in and compete"
For a bullpen job


But the immediate punch should be provided by Gray, whom Hendry called "a power arm who gets it up to 95-97 (mph) on a regular basis. He can come in and compete in the bullpen" for a job in spring training, most likely in the sixth and seventh innings.  However, Gray's job is not guaranteed, and even Hendry admitted the club would "pursue some bullpen possibilities" in Indianapolis as well as seek bench and outfield help while shopping Bradley.

The minor leaguers?
The "athletic" Matt Spencer,
And Ronny Morla

Seems like a win-win
Jake Fox could be a DH
Spencer bats lefty


A former third-round pick of the Phillies, the 23-year-old Spencer would seem to be a more athletic version of Fox, able to play the outfield corner spots as well as first and third base. He also bats left-handed. Hendry called him, a "very important guy for us."  Spencer hit .289 with 34 doubles, 19 homers and 91 RBIs combined at Class A and Double-A last summer.  The Cubs also received right-hander Ronny Morla, who was 1-7 with a 4.86 ERA at Class A Vancouver

So while I'll miss Jake
Matt Spencer sounds promising
And Fox could play more


As for the popular Fox, who hit 11 homers and drove in 44 runs in 82 games, Hendry said the trade would "give him an opportunity to play more on a regular basis in the American League" as a designated hitter.

There is a downside:
When things are going bad, we'll
Need a new scapegoat




Hall of Fame In Haiku: Andre Dawson

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This man deserves to be in the Hall of Fame (Chicago Tribune photo)


Andre Dawson is
On the Hall of Fame ballot
Once again this year

It's time for Cubs fans
To help The Hawk make it in
Here's what you can do




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Thanksgiving Haiku: Why I'm Grateful

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Spring training begins
Less than three months from today
So let us give thanks


 

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Cubs In Haiku: Ricketts At Wrigley - 1962?

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It looks like Ricketts
Was giving the Cubs money
Back in '62


It's not the same "Ricketts", and I'm not sure if the money for this rooftop ad went to the Cubs, but I found the interesting image above while looking for "Ricketts" photos on the Trib's website.

But is that the year?
Blogger Al Yellon thinks not
At Bleed Cubbie Blue


Early in my search for more info about Ricketts on Clark, I found this entry at Bleed Cubbie Blue.  Al Yellon has some stuff about the Ricketts restaurant and some fantastic historical photos of Wrigley Field.  He also uses those photos to question the Tribune's 1962 dating of the photo above.  Be sure you click  through to his blog to read - and see - it all.   


Silver Slugger In Haiku: Zambrano Wins His Third

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Carlos Zambrano
Wins his third Silver Slugger
Makes Cubs history


On Thursday, Carlos Zambrano won his second consecutive Silver Slugger award and the third of his career.  As the Daily Herald reports, this is an historic achievement:

[Zambrano] is only the third Cub in franchise history to earn multiple Silver Sluggers, joining Ryne Sandberg (seven times at second base) and Sammy Sosa (six times as an outfielder). Zambrano is the only pitcher in club history to earn this honor.


Attitude Problems In Haiku: Harris vs. Bradley

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Grossly overpaid
Underachieving asses
Attitude problems



H/T to @42TheGreat who posted this tweet:

Tommie Harris and Milton Bradley should become friends. Two grossly overpaid, underachieving asses w/attitude problems.

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So which ass is worse?
Would it be Milton Bradley

Who just can't shut up?




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Or is it Harris?

Who hits a man when he's down
For no good reason?





Or maybe there's another Chicago athlete with an attitude problem who you think should be part of this very special club.

Nominations are open in the comments.



Cubs In Haiku: Laura Ricketts Is Gay

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The Ricketts Family in their new playground


I like that the Cubs
Have sport's first out gay owner
Meet Laura Ricketts

Trish at The L-Blog
Reported this in August
Now, everyone knows


On Oct. 30, the Ricketts family were announced as the new owners of the Cubs, buying the team, Wrigley Field and a share in Comcast SportsNet Chicago for $845 million from the Tribune Co, according to MLB.com.

Among the purchasers is Laura Ricketts, a lesbian who now becomes the first out individual to own a professional sports team, according to MarketToMarketLLC.com. According to ABC7Chicago.com, Laura, who lives in Chicago, is a member of the board of Lambda Legal, a national organization fighting for gay rights--including same sex marriage.

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It's a nice milestone
For our Cubs to have achieved
But there's more to do

I'm looking forward
To when Laura Ricketts gets
Her World Series ring


Cubs In Haiku: Convention Tix On Sale Today

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Join fellow Cubs fans
Get your convention tickets
This morning at ten


The details are available on the Cubs website:

The Cubs Convention is the annual kick-off to spring training and the upcoming season. The event provides fans with the opportunity to mingle with current and former Cubs players, broadcasters and front office executives.

The 25th Annual Cubs Convention will be held January 15 - 17, 2010.

The Convention will take place at the Hilton Chicago, located at 720 South Michigan Avenue. Book a room today by calling (312) 922-4400 and asking for the "Cubs Convention Rate." Fans who book their room under the convention rate will have the opportunity to purchase up to 4 weekend passes at a discounted rate of $20 per person.

The 25th annual Cubs Convention will be held from Friday, January 15 through Sunday, January 17, 2010. Each fan can purchase up to four weekend passes while they last. The convention pass is valid for entry during the entire convention weekend and costs $60.
Cubs Convention Hours (subject to change):

    * Friday: 3:00-9:00pm
    * Saturday: 9:00am-midnight
    * Sunday: 9:00am-1:00pm

Check back in January for the Convention schedule and list of attendees.

This year will be the third Cubs Convention for me and my daughter, and we're definitely looking forward to it.  Thousands of fans will converge on South Michigan Avenue for three days (well, really just under 48 hours) of activities to get you ready for spring training (pitchers and catchers report in about 100 days) and opening day (152 days to go).

You can wait in line (for hours) to get autographs, participate in Q&A sessions with management, hear from Cubs players and generally have a good time.  Plenty of Cubs clothing and memorabilia will also be on sale.  There's even a party on Saturday night. 

Plus, the internet is "aTwitter" with talk of fan meetups during the convention.  So if you missed our fun Cubs haiku tweetup at Superdawg last month, you'll have another chance to put faces to the names of your favorite Cubs tweeters and bloggers. 


This winter Cubs fix
Will bring warmth to a fan's heart
You won't regret it



Cubs In Haiku: Is Ricketts A "Real" Cubs Fan?

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Is he a real fan?
That's the question some have asked
The answer is yes


According to the Tribune:

Tom Ricketts and his family took ownership of the Chicago Cubs and wasted no time making a promise to the team's long-suffering fans: They will bring a World Series title to a team that has gone 101 years without one.

"I'll be honest. I think we have a team that can do it next year," Tom Ricketts said without hesitation Friday at a Wrigley Field news conference. "The fact is, there is enough talent coming back to this team next season."

That quote, dripping with unjustified optimism, proves to me that Tom Ricketts is a Cubs fan.  I'm afraid he might be wrong about us having "enough talent", and I hope he plans to get a little more.  But he's definitely one of us.  Concerning his promise ...

It's surely a vow
That all Cubs fans can abide
Let's hope he keeps it


Cubs In Haiku: Ricketts' Clue About Bradley?

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It looks like Hendry knew in January that this deal would stink for the Cubs



Ricketts gave a hint
That we might have someone new
Playing in right field


Last week I expressed concern about Tom Ricketts' unjustified confidence in Jim Hendry. But there was something else from Friday's news conference that might be a clue about some good news.


Ricketts did not make any concrete promises but said every decision would be made with the idea of helping the Cubs succeed and improving the ballpark experience, which he calls the "Wrigley vibe."

"We're going to invest in the best facilities in baseball -- world-class facilities where every player wants to play and every coach wants to go," he said. "We're going to invest in the best personnel and we're going to hold that to the highest standards of excellence and accountability."

Easier said than done in Chicago, where Ricketts was asked if he believes in curses, just as Piniella was asked about the Billy Goat curse at the end of his introductory news conference three years ago.

"There is no curse, there is no curse, there is no curse," Ricketts repeated for emphasis. "If anybody on our team thinks he's cursed, we'll move him to a less accursed team. We're not going to put up with that. Cubs fans have to look forward, not backward."

The way I see it
That means Bradley could be gone
Here's a quote from Milt:


"And you understand why they haven't won in 100 years here, because it's negative. It's what it is."  Asked whether he was talking about the fans, the media or even the Cubs organization, he replied: "It's everything. It's everybody." 

If Mr. Ricketts agrees that with such comments Bradley showed he was looking backward, then maybe a deal for the right fielder we love to hate is near the top of the boss's off-season to-do list. 


Cubs In Haiku: Ricketts Makes His First Mistake

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Meet The Rickettses (Chicago Tribune Photo)


The Cubbies' new boss
Has confidence in Hendry
That's what worries me


According to a story in the Chicago Tribune:

General manager Jim Hendry, whose contract runs through 2012, has earned the chance to lead the team into next season, Ricketts said.

How has he earned that?
By trading Mark DeRosa
And signing Bradley?

Could Mr. Ricketts
Be a fan of Aaron Miles?
That might explain it


Cubs fans have tried to explain, justify or simply rationalize the moves that Jim Hendry made after the 2008 season.  But unless you want to use the injury excuse, there
is little doubt that the Cubs were a worse team in 2009 as a direct result of the mistakes Hendry made last winter.  For this, our new owner says the GM has "earned the chance to lead the team"?  That does not make me happy.

Cubs In Haiku: Ricketts Officially In Charge

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Crane Kenney and his new boss (Chicago Tribune photo)



Now it's official
Really, truly official
Officially done


Tom Ricketts takes charge
Dad founded Ameritrade
Time for Bradleytrade?



The Cubs "settled" on the Ricketts deal in January.  It was "finalized" in July.  Then it was "official" - but not really official - in August.  A bankruptcy filing was made earlier this month to "speed things along".  

Now it's officially official.

The $845 million sale of the Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field and other assets from the Tribune Co. to the Ricketts family was completed Tuesday, more than 2½ years after the baseball franchise was put on the market.

The family of billionaire Joe Ricketts, the founder of Omaha, Neb.-based TD Ameritrade, takes a 95 percent controlling interest in the baseball franchise, its storied ballpark and 25 percent of Comcast Sportsnet, which broadcasts many Cubs games.

After taxes and fees, Chicago-based Tribune, which owns the Chicago Tribune, Los Angles Times, other newspapers and TV stations, expects to reap about $740 million from the deal. Family members Pete, Tom, Laura and Todd Ricketts will control the team as its board of directors, though Tribune retains a 5 percent stake and will have a seat on the board.

We'll hear more about what the new boss is planning on Friday, when a Wrigley Field news conference has been scheduled. I'm not sure he'll take the advice from my haiku, but like most Cubs fans, I think it's a good thing that a baseball fan - instead of a media company - is now in charge. 




Hitting Coaches In Haiku: Cubs Sign Jaramillo

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Rudy Jaramillo

Wake up Rudy!  You're moving to Chicago.



Coach Jaramillo
Will become the highest paid
In all of baseball


ESPNChicago.com reports the news:

The Cubs will announce Wednesday that former Texas Rangers hitting instructor Rudy Jaramillo has signed a three-year, $2.42 million contract to become Chicago's next hitting coach ... Jaramillo spent the last 15 years with Texas and has had 17 players win Silver Slugger awards under his guidance. The new Cubs' hitting coach resurrected the careers of slugger Sammy Sosa, Mark DeRosa and Gary Matthews, Jr. to name just a few of the hundreds of hitters he has impacted in his tenure in Texas.

What do the players think?

Alfonso likes him:
"He speaks Spanish ... he works hard"
"Very good and smart"


Here's what Gordon Wittenmyer says in the Sun Times:

''That's going to be good news,'' said Alfonso Soriano, who averaged 32 home runs and 98 RBI with Jaramillo and the Rangers in 2004 and '05. ''We had very good communication because he speaks Spanish. He's very good and smart. He works very hard, too.''

But I'm concerned about another Cubs outfielder who used to play for Jaramillo.

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StubHub In Haiku: A Cruel Joke On Cubs Fans?

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What the hell StubHub
Cubs fans aren't depressed enough
So now you send this?



Here is an email I received this afternoon from StubHub.  The "Check it out" link points to the StubHub page to purchase LCS and WS tickets. 


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I thought it might be a practical joke from a friend, but the stubhub-mail.com domain is registered to StubHub.  And the address matches other email I've received from StubHub, which also referred to "your Chicago Cubs" - presumably because I requested info on Cubs tickets in the past.

Did anyone else receive a similar email?


HoHoKam Haiku: Will The Cubs Stay In Mesa?

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Could this spring be the Cubs' last at HoHoKam?



Improved HoHoKam
Not good enough for Ricketts
Will Cubs stay in Mesa?



There's been lots of talk about the Cubs wanting a new spring training facility.  As Spring Training Online reported:

The issue: the team practices at Fitch Field and plays at HoHoKam Park. While HoHoKam Park is a perfectly fine facility and the Cubs are a great draw -- perennially leading the Cactus League in attendance -- the ballpark lacks the luxury amenities you find in the new spring facilities

One of the rumors
Had the Cubs leaving Mesa
For Sarasota


The surprise contender in all of this: Sarasota. Really, on one level it's not a surprise: Sarasota's demographics are absurdly strong, there's already interest in town for spring training, and the city has a location -- Payne Park -- already in place.

But recent reports
Say the Cubs won't be going
Far from HoHoKam


In past months Mesa officials had held out hope that the Cubs would be happy with additional renovations to HoHoKam Park, but apparently the new owners of the Cubs have indicated they'd prefer a new facility ... One thing is for certain, we're told by insiders: there's very little chance of the Cubs moving to Florida

This is great news for baseball fans - and Cubs fans in particular.  With so many teams playing in the Phoenix area fans can see games every day in different ball parks without having to travel too far. The city is the fastest growing in the country, so there's lots to do after the games.  And the big Cubs fan base in town doesn't hurt.  Local residents and officials have been campaiging for the Cubs to stay in Mesa. 

Although the Cubs-HoHoKam deal runs through 2016, it looks like an opt-out clause allows the team to leave (at a modest price) as soon as 2011, making this spring possibly the Cubs' last at HoHoKam. 

I've only been to Arizona once for spring training, but had a great time and look forward to seeing the Cubs there again soon.  Some of the other facilties (particularly in Aurora) are quite impressive, and it will be fun to see the Cubs play in a nicer ballpark.  But I'll miss the "friendly confines" of HoHoKam Park. 





Bankruptcy In Haiku: Cubs File Chapter 11

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Not unexpected
Cubs make bankruptcy filing
Insert lame jokes here



As reported by the Tribune, there are no financial problems:

While bankruptcy typically implies debt issues, the Cubs are not in financial trouble. Rather its filing is connected to Tribune Co.'s own Chapter 11 bankruptcy case that began in December.

They're just trying to make creditors comfortable:

Now that Tribune Co. has finalized a deal to sell the team to the Ricketts family, it is passing the Cubs through bankruptcy court to give the new owners comfort that the creditors in the original case have no claim against the sold company.

And it's not going to last long:

The Cubs' stay in bankruptcy is expected to last just one day. The bankruptcy judge in the Tribune Co. case has scheduled a hearing on Tuesday.

Tweetup In Haiku: What I Learned

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(L to R) @fatheaddesign, @tonyafathead, @CubsMagicNumber, @TweetsByDina, @onetwittedcubs, @TheCubsInHaiku, @Adambuckled, and @Geisha93 having a great time at Superdawg



We gathered Sunday
To meet other #Cubs tweeters
Great time had by all

Matching real faces
To cryptic Twitter screen names
Talking Cubs and more


Here are some things I learned at the tweetup ...



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Cubs In Haiku: Diamondbacks 5, Cubs 2

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Finally, Sam Fuld
Gets his first big league home run
And two RBIs

Unfortunately,
Cubs lost the season's last game
Wait until next year


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Diamondbacks 0

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Wells wins number twelve
Cubs get first October win
Since 2006



Randy Wells was impressive once again, striking out 10 while giving up just 3 hits in 7 innings.  Along with T.R. Lilly, he leads the Cubs pitching staff with 12 wins.  Ryan Dempster can join the 12-win club on Sunday when he faces Doug Davis in the final game of the season. 

Don't forget ... after Sunday's game join us for the Cubs Haiku Tweetup from 6pm until 8pm at Superdawg.

Cubs In Haiku: Diamondbacks 12, Cubs 3

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These signs refer to Chicago getting the 2016 Olympics. But after Friday's game, it feels like they might as well be about chances of the Cubs winning a game in October. (Chicago Tribune photo)


Tom Gorzelanny
Manages just three innings
In Cubs third straight loss


Olympics In Haiku: Placing The Blame

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No Olympics here
Chicago out in first round
I blame Aaron Miles




Cubs In Haiku: It's Raining, It's Pouring

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Storm Clouds Hanging Over the Sea


Is this a signal
That October Cubs baseball
Is opposed by G-d?


Cubs In Haiku: Pirates 8, Cubs 2

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Pirates sweep the Cubs?
Could be worst day this season
And that's pretty bad


Cubs lose both ends of the day-night double header.  I've been posting short game summaries for the past week or two.  Not tonight.  You want details?  Click on the "L" flag for the box score.

Tweetup In Haiku: Sunday @ Superdawg

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Hiya! We'd love to see you at the tweetup on Sunday



Close out the season
At the Cubs Haiku Tweetup
We'd love to see you



Thanks to @TweetsByDina for organizing a tweetup for Sunday after the final Cubs game of the season. On October 4th between 6:00pm and 8:00pm we'll meet at Superdawg to greet, tweet and enjoy some unique Chicago treats.


Click here for details
We hope that you can stop by
You won't regret it




Cubs In Haiku: Pirates 4, Cubs 0

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One bad inning means
A loss for T.R. Lilly
Cubs get just four hits


Ted Lilly recovered nicely after giving up four runs in the first inning on two walks and three
hits.  But the Cubs bats could never figure out Charlie Morton - who gave up 10 runs in just one inning during his last Wrigley Field appearance on August 14th. 

But today, in the first half of a day-night double header (making up a rain out from August 16th) Morton gave up just 4 hits in a complete game shut-out of the Cubs.

The Cubs and Bucs play again starting at 7:05.  Carlos Zambrano will take the mound for the Cubs against Jeff Karstens. 

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Pirates 0

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Dempster dominates
Gets the complete game shut out
Gives up just five hits

Pirates defense helps
Three errors, three unearned runs
Made this one easy


Cubs In Haiku: Giants 5, Cubs 1

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Cubs get just five hits
While the Giants get fourteen
You don't win that way


I was watching the Bears and only checking in on the Cubs game.  But I did manage to see their one offensive push.  With two out in the ninth inning, a Jeff Baker double and Bobby Scales triple managed to prevent a shut out.  But it was too little, too late.  Still, the Cubs took the 4-game series from the Giants by winning the first three games.

After a day off Monday (for Yom Kippur?) It's back home to Wrigley to end the season with four games against the Pirates - Wednesday is a day-night double header to make up a rain out from August - and then three against the Diamondbacks. 

Cubs In Haiku: Giants 5, Cubs 1

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Cubs get just five hits
While the Giants get fourteen
You don't win that way


I was watching the Bears and only checking in on the Cubs game.  But I did manage to see their one offensive push.  With two out in the ninth inning, a Jeff Baker double and Bobby Scales triple managed to prevent a shut out.  But it was too little, too late.  Still, the Cubs took the 4-game series from the Giants by winning the first three games.

After a day off Monday (for Yom Kippur?) It's back home to Wrigley to end the season with four games against the Pirates - Wednesday is a day-night double header to make up a rain out from August - and then three against the Diamondbacks. 

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Giants 2

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Where was this Cubs team
In August when it mattered?
Still, I like winning


It was a fun Saturday in the (AT&T) park, as the Cubs won their third straight game against the Giants - delaying the inevitable and breaking the hearts of Giants fans as their team continued to fall in the Wild Card standings.  In fact, they're now only 1/2 game ahead of the Cubs! 

A win tomorrow will mean a sweep of the four-game series and move the Cubs ahead of the Giants into 4th place in the Wild Card - although with an elimination number of 3 it will take a miracle to bring the Cubs to the post-season.  If it actually mattered, we'd be hoping for the Cardinals to clinch the Central Division with a win over Colorado tonight so that the elimination number wouldn't fall. 

Instead, Cubs fans have to be satisfied to just live in the moment - and what a moment it will be if the Cubs can get the sweep on Sunday.

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Giants 0

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Big Z beats Giants
With a complete game shut out
Quite a performance



The Cubs played like a contender again Friday, with Carlos Zambrano pitching a complete game 2-hit shut out.  He also tallied 2 RBIs in a great performance both on the mound and at the plate. As Len and Bob said as the game ended, this one was "old school", lasting less than two hours. 

The Cardinals lost earlier Friday night, so once again the Cubs avoided handing them the division title one more time while playing spoiler as the Giants try to stay in the wild card race.  The Cubs will try to take the series on Saturday afternoon, with Tom Gorzelanny facing Barry Zito.

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Giants 2

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Baker's the hero
Ninth inning, two-run homer
Gives the Cubs a win



The "elimination number" is one - just one Cubs loss or Cardinal win means the Central Division race is over.  With the Cardinals idle Thrusday night, the Cubs did not want to hand them the title by losing to the Giants.  But down one run in the ninth, with two outs and two strikes on Jeff Baker, it looked like we were going to do just that.  But then, as Harry would have said  ... it might be ... it could be ... IT IS ... a HOME RUN. 

With Derrek Lee still on first after drawing a walk to start the inning, Jeff Baker deposited the ball in the left field stands to give the Cubs a 3-2 lead.  Carlos Marmol got three strike outs in the ninth for his 15th save, but not before he created a little drama by giving up a hit and a walk.  

Cubs fans will have to try to stay awake late again Friday night ... the Giants series continues with another 9:15pm start that will find Carlos Zambrano facing the tough Tim Lincecum. 

Cubs In Haiku: Brewers 3, Cubs 2

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No Cubs sweep tonight
But Samardzjia gets first hit
And it's a home run!


Wednesday's game was a little tighter than the first two in Milwaukee, and the Cubs came up short.  But the long haired pitcher from Notre Dame became the first

Cubs rookie since Hee Sop Choi  (9-2-2002) to get a home run for his first major league hit. 

Except for Samardzjia, the Cubs just couldn't figure out Brewers Rookie pitcher Chris Narverson, who struck out 10 in just 5 2/3 innings.  So, for the third time in 6 games, a good Cubs pitching performance leads to a loss. 

Now it's on to San Francisco for four games against the Giants before returning home for the final six games of the season.

Apologies In Haiku: Here's How To Do It, Milt

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Brenda Lee knows how to say she's sorry, Milton Bradley does not.


Milt says, "I'm sorry"
He thinks that makes it ok?
It's just not enough

So, Milton Bradley has apologized - sort of.  A day after his mother defended him by finding some new people to blame, Bradley issued a statement expressing his regret and claiming that "the air has been cleared".   It hasn't.

Jimmy Greenfield does a good job of dissecting the "standard public relations drivel" that Bradley issued today.  But I'd like to make a suggestion for how Bradley can really show Cubs fans and management that he regrets "certain things" that he should have "handled differently"

Tear up your contract
That would show some true remorse
We don't want you here


That's right.  Don't take any more money from the Cubs.  Other than being booed in the ballpark and asked questions by reporters doing their job, Bradley hasn't really paid any penalty for his behavior.  I'm assuming this is a paid suspension because Bradley has decided not to file a grievance.  Given his refusal to accept a 2-day suspension earlier in the year for bumping visors with an umpire even when he was injured, I am doubtful he would so easily accept a 2-week unpaid vacation. 

So show us you're really sorry, Milt.  You didn't hold up your end of the deal, so we shouldn't have to either.  Release the Cubs from their obligation to pay you another $20 million dollars and then we can all "look forward to better days"

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 7, Brewers 2

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Rookie Ty Colvin
Continues his great debut
This time with his glove

Derrek Lee's still hot
Gets his 35th home run
Going 3-for-4

The Cubs are doing their best to keep fans interested as the season winds down.  Rookie "phenom" Tyler Colvin was impressive once again, this time on defense as he robbed Ryan Braun of a 3-run homer in the 9th inning. 

Randy Wells had another quality start, giving up just 1 run (a Prince Fielder home run in the 2nd after the offense had given him a 6-run lead) and striking out five Brewers in 6 innings to notch his 11th win.  Only Ted Lilly has more wins, with 12. 

The Cubs will try to extend their winning streak to 4 games by sweeping the Brewers on Wednesday night, with Jeff Samardzjia taking Ted Lilly's start against Chris Narverson for Milwaukee.


The Cubs In Haiku: The Meaning of Meaningless Games

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The season winds down
The games seem so meaningless
But are they, really?

Several times in recent years, sitting in synagogue for Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur services, the Cubs fans among us were anxious, wondering how our team was doing. Depending on when the holidays fell in the secular calendar we were either in the pennant race or the playoffs.

Last weekend during Rosh Hashana, someone noted that nobody was frantically checking their phone for the score after services ended.  By Monday, which is Yom Kippur, the Cubs will almost certainly have been officially eliminated from playoff contention.

Whatever glimmer of hope we've tried to grasp, Cubs fan knew weeks ago that we wouldn't be playing after the final regular season game on October 4th.  So the remaining games are meaningless, right?

I don't think so.  And neither does the great Cubs blogger and tweeter, Adam Kellogg, who just posted a new blog entry entitled "The Myth and Genius of Meaningless Games" ... here are some excerpts:

Cubs baseball particularly provides an escape like no other. Cubs baseball is Fantasy Baseball. The scoreboard that time forgot. The enchanted ivy cascading down the outfield's unscalable walls. The curse of a century. The men who become boys when they cross the magic white lines. Entire crowds erupting into song that would be entirely ridiculous in any other setting but here -- in this movie, in this fairy tale, in this unending Disney flick -- make perfect sense.

Like almost no other experience, baseball allows us to connect with friends, family, and strangers converging on a single, multi-faceted experience. The leisurely pace between each dramatic showdown allows us the time to talk, to listen, and to take in the richness of each other's company. The game is an excuse to be together and to block out the nonsense that would deprive our lives of meaning.

If that doesn't mean something, then I don't know what does. So excuse me if the lack of trophies, champagne showers, pennants, and parades doesn't void my Cubs watching of its meaning.

You should read the rest of what Adam has to say at his blog, And Counting.

If you're on Twitter follow @Adambuckled.   I promise you won't be sorry.


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 10, Brewers 2

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Today's haiku was stolen from @c1t1z3nx on Twitter:

It may be too late
To reach post-season this year
But winning's still fun


I was going to write my own haiku, as usual, for today's game.  But @c1t1z3nx captured my thoughts with his great tweet.  You should follow him for more great Cubs tweets.  Thank you, Seth, I hope you don't mind that I've used your tweet here. 

It looks like the departure of Milton Bradley removed a huge weight from the shoulders of the Cubs.  The bats came alive, with back-to-back home runs in the second inning (Lee and Ramirez, for the 4th time this year) and hits for all the position players except Micah Hoffpauir.  Tyler Colvin made his major league debut going 1-for-3 with a walk and a sacrifice fly, notching his first RBI in the process. 

The controversy surrounding Bradley continues, with the player's union threatening to file a grievance and some tweeters and blog commenters continuing to accuse Cubs fans of racism for being glad that Bradley has left the team.  I still stand by what I said yesterday and last month, none of which has anything to do with the color Bradley's skin, just the size of his mouth. 


 

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Cardinals 3

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Cubs salvage a win
Avoid sweep in St. Louis
Jake Fox the hero


It looked like another Cardinal walk off.  But Matt Holliday was caught breaking the rules with a wide slide, and the Cubs got a double play to end the ninth inning with the game tied.  The Cubs failed to score in the 10th, but Esmailin Caridad got the Cards 1-2-3 in the bottom of the inning. 

Then, in the top of the 11th, Jake Fox hit a 2-run home run to give the Cubs the lead.  A "drama-less" 11th for Carlos Marmol let the Cubs leave town with a small bit of pride intact as they avoid getting swept by the Cards. 



Cubs In Haiku: Hendry Finally Grows A Pair

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Bradley watches the ball roll away, just like his career with the Cubs (Phil Velasquez, McClatchy-Tribune)


Bradley suspended
He's "too much to tolerate"
So says Jim Hendry

Finally, Cubs management takes action against Milton Bradley and his big mouth. 
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Cubs In Haiku: Cardinals 2, Cubs 1

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Cubs tie it in ninth 
But D-Ro scores winning run 
More salt in the wound

Even though these games count only for bragging rights, there's something maddening about having former Cub Mark DeRosa play a key role once again in a Cardinals victory over the Cubs. 

This time he singled to lead off the bottom of the ninth - after the Cubs tied the game in the top of the inning - and scored the winning run on a Brendan Ryan single off Cubs "closer" Carlos Marmol. 


Cubs In Haiku: Cardinals 3, Cubs 2

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The only thing left
Was to beat the Cardinals
A matter of pride

It started out well
But couldn't have ended worse
Holliday walk off


The Cubs arrived in St. Louis effectively, if not mathematically, without a chance of making the playoffs.  But beating the Cardinals would provide a little satisfaction by delaying their division title a few more days. 

It started out great.  Three doubles gave the Cubs a two run lead in the first.  But a Mark DeRosa triple helped the Cards to tie it in the fifth.

Then, another mid-season acquisition, Matt Holliday, gave St. Louis the win on a walk-off home run.  It was another loss for our bullpen, this one being charged to Aaron Heilman.


Cubs In Haiku: Brewers 7 Cubs 4

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Fourth inning grand slam
Randy Wells' low point today
Cubs settle for split



Randy Wells had control problems today, walking two in the first (but escaping after giving up just one run) and then giving up two more walks in the fourth.  With a single sandwiched between those last walks, the bases were loaded for Jody Gerut who hit his second career grand slam to give the Brewers a 5-2 lead. 

The Cubs climbed back to within one run on a Micah Hoffpauir double in the bottom of the 4th but never really recovered, managing only one hit in the last five innings.  Now it's on to St. Louis for a series that is only meaningful for bragging rights, and a chance for the Cubs to make a dent in the Cardinals' chances for home field advantage in the playoffs.

When I looked at the schedule in March it seemed likely that the 10 days starting on September 14th (7 games against the Brewers and 3 games against the Cardinals) would be key to determining the winner of the Central Division.  Sadly, things turned out quite differently.

Cubs In Haiku: Brewers 9, Cubs 5

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Poor start for Harden
Gives up five runs in six frames
Offense can't climb back


The Cubs three-game winning streak ended when they fell to the Brewers Wednesday night.  There were a couple of offensive highlights - Ramirez hit a two-run homer in the fifth and Theriot went 3-for-4. Even Aaron Miles managed a hit and scored a run. But Harden struggled and David Patton - who came on in relief in the 4th - didn't do much better, giving up 4 runs in just one-and-a-third innings. 

The only time the Cubs threatened after the 5th was when they put two men on with nobody out in the 8th. But Theriot, otherwise effective at the plate, grounded into a double play and Fukudome flew out to end the inning. 


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 13, Brewers 7

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Big Z starts out hot
'Til Crew gets to him in 5th
Score 5 with 2 outs

But the Cubs fight back
Helped by poor Brewer pitching
Walk away with win



The Cubs and Big Z blew a 4-0 lead, giving up 5 to the Brewers after 2 outs in the 5th.  But Soto's solo home run in the 5th tied it up.  Then 2 walks, 2 HBPs and a Prince Fielder throwing error helped the Cubs to score 5 times in the 6th on only 2 hits - including Soto's 2-RBI single. 

Two more runs in the seventh (while Len and Bob flirted with Drew Barrymore), and another in the eighth, meant that even after Samardzija gave up 2 in the 9th the Cubs managed their 7th win in the last 8 games. 


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 2, Brewers 0

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Dempster sharp through 8
Lee's home run all we needed
Marmol gets the save


Last night was my last visit to Wrigley this year and the game was a good one.  Dempster had a no hitter until I mentioned it to my sister with 2 outs in the 5th (sorry 'bout that) and the Cubs managed to win the kind of low scoring game they've been losing all season. 

The 5th almost turned disasterous when former Cub Jason Kendall stole second, advanced to third on a Geo Soto throwing error and threatened to score when Sam Fuld's throw to third was off target.  But Fuld redeemed himself with another great catch - this time diving, not running into a wall - to rob Frank Catalanotto of an RBI hit. 

Carlos Marmol was effective, walking only one before striking out Mike Cameron to end the game.  The Cubs are 9-4 so far in September ... too bad they weren't playing like this in August.

Cubs in Haiku: Cubs 5, Reds 2

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Cubs Pitcher Lilly Throws Against the New York Mets

Theodore Lilly
Once again proves to Cubs fans
Why he is our ace

Derrek Lee's home run 
Was like icing on the cake
Of a series win 


First Cubs Game In Haiku: 98 Year Old Rino Stefani

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Rino Stefani
Ninety-eight year old Cubs fan
Attends his first game



There's a great story in today's Daily Herald about Rino Stefani.  He must be the oldest Cubs fan who, until yesterday, had never been to Wrigley Field.

How old is Rino?

Die-Hard Cubs fan Rino Stefani is so old that when he was born, his mom was fretting about how it had been two whole years since her beloved Cubs last won a World Series.

How did he like his first visit to Wrigley?

"It's amazing," the 98-year-old Stefani says Friday afternoon as he finds his way to his seat behind home plate at the ballpark nearly as old as he. "This is the first game I've been at. I can't believe it."

He removes his glasses and wipes tears from his eyes as he motions with his left hand at Wrigley's green grass, the sun-kissed ivy and the throngs of fans. He asks how many people are jammed into the park and the rooftops.

"Forty-one thousand people?" Stefani says in amazement. "That's a state."

And Stefani seems to be good luck for the Cubs

On the day Stefani was born, the Cubs beat the Cincinnati Reds 3-0. In his first visit to Wrigley, the Cubs beat the Reds 6-4.

Cubs In Haiku: Reds 7 Cubs 5

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Cubs come back to tie
Marmol gives up two in ninth
Win streak ends at four


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Reds 4

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Nice start to home stand
Cubs get fourth win in a row
Marmol gets 12th save


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 8, Pirates 5

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Broom

Cubs sweep a series
Sure it's against the Pirates
But still, we'll take it


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 9, Pirates 4

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A wonderful first
Looking like the '08 champs
Fans enjoy this game

Cubs tie a record
Start the game with eight straight hits
And score seven runs


Futility In Haiku: Cubs vs. Pirates

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Pirates set record
With 17 straight seasons
Below .500

Do you think that's worse
Than 100+ seasons
Since World Series win?


Ironic, isn't it, that the Cubs - the team so many hold out as the ultimate example of futility - are the ones to hand Pittsburgh the loss that sets their own record for futility?   The Pirates are the first North American professional sports team to suffer 17 straight losing seasons.

Of course, the Cubs have gone more than a century without winning the World Series.  Which leads to today's question.  Vote below, and take a minute to explain your choice in the comments. 


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 4, Pirates 2

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Two D. Lee home runs
Lifts Cubs over hapless Bucs
Happy Labor Day



Oprah In Haiku: "O" The Chutzpah

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Really now, Oprah
Closing down North Michigan
For your T.V. show?

"O" the snobbery
"O" the unbridled ego
"O" the arrogance

Magnificent Mile
Crown jewel of Chicago
Shut down just for you

For fifty-three hours
The great avenue will be
Unmagnificent




Oprah in Haiku: World Series Parade

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Tribune archive photo / Daley rode with Chuck Comiskey, left, and Bill Veek, right, down State Street as the city celebrated the White Sox winning the American League Pennant on Sept. 24, 1959.


Shut down city streets?
No, not for Oprah Winfrey
Just for Cubs or Sox

Win the World Series
We'll get a parade.....and then
SHUT DOWN CITY STREETS!!!

Cubs In Haiku: Mets 4, Cubs 2

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Wells gets screwed again
No support from the offense
An undeserved loss


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Mets 3

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Lee hits two home runs
His "birth"day gift to Dylan
New dad helps Cubs win

Harden strikes out 10
But struggles to pitch through 5
Gets win number 9


Cubs In Haiku: Mets 6, Cubs 2

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Big Z fans seven
But Cubs leave 12 men on base
Gregg and Grabow fail

September ball games
We thought would be so crucial
Looking meaningless


Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 5, Cubs 0

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Can we blame Fonzie?
Three strike outs, plus big error
This is the result


Cubs v. Sox In Haiku: Inning-By-Inning Updates

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I must be crazy
Inning-by-inning haiku
Cubs v. Sox today


From Brenen's Deli on Court Street in beautiful Athens, Ohio - home of the Ohio University Bobcats ...
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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 2, Astros 0

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Cubs win the series
No, silly, not THAT series
First Mets, now Houston

Derrek Lee's home run
All the offense we needed
Thanks to Ted Lilly


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 4, Astros 1

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Wells gets his 10th win
First Cubs pitcher this season
First rookie since Wood

Cubs take advantange
Of Houston's defensive flubs
For two unearned runs



Cubs In Haiku: Astros 5, Cubs 3

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Tribune photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo / May 21, 2005 - LaTroy Hawkins delivers in the ninth inning. He gave up a solo shot to Jermaine Dye and was booed, something to which must be accustomed by now.


Game's strangest moment
Milt facing LaTroy Hawkins
Past and present goats?



Waivers In Haiku: Harden's Butt Stays Put

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Rich Harden is still wearing Cubby Blue (Phil Velasquez, Chicago Tribune)


Harden starts tonight
Cubs asked more than Twins would give
Julie is happy



Cubs In Haiku: Mets 4, Cubs 1

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No sweep for the Cubs
Zambrano struggles again
No offense today

Best part of the game?
Jon Lovitz with Len and Bob
Trying play-by-play


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Cubs in Haiku: Cubs 11, Mets 4

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No boos for Bradley today (Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune)


Milt goes 3-for-4
Jake Fox gets first career slam
Cool weather - hot bats


No-Hitters In Haiku: Cubs To Break MLB Record

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Today Cubs will break
A record set by Yankees
They just need a hit


Cubs fans can take heart in the fact that 2009 will be a record-breaking season.  Bleed Cubbie Blue reports that the Cubs will likely break the MLB record for consecutive games without being no-hit if they can get a single hit against the Mets today. 

On September 20, 1958, Hall of Famer Hoyt Wilhelm threw a no-hitter against the Yankees, while pitching for the Orioles. The Yankees then went 6,980 games without being no-hit, until six Astros pitchers no-hit them on June 11, 2003, about 44 1/2 years' worth of games.

The last time the Cubs were no-hit was Sandy Koufax's perfect game on September 9, 1965, a little less than 44 years ago. Through yesterday, the Cubs had completed 6,980 games without being no-hit. Thus, when the Cubs get their first hit this afternoon, they'll break that record. Thanks to SABR member Madison McEntire for the research and confirming to me the exact date of this record-breaking event.



Waivers In Haiku: Harden and Heilman

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The Twins grab Harden
Giants put claim on Heilman
Will Cubs waive goodbye?

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Mets 2

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Alfonso and Milt
Try to quiet the boo birds
With some good offense

Both go 3-for-3
Fonzi hits 3 run homer
It's nice when we win


Cubs In Haiku: Nationals 5, Cubs 4

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Wells has a rough start
Cubs comeback falls one run short
The slide continues


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 9, Nationals 4

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Six runs in the eighth
Helped to ensure a Cubs win
Finally, offense

A seven run lead
Too big for Carlos Marmol
To blow in the ninth


Poor Millionaires In Haiku: Just Say Goodbye, Milt

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Why don't you just fly away, Milt? (Chicago Tribune photo)


Paul Sullivan reports on our overpaid right fielder's latest rant ...

Milton Bradley said after Tuesday's loss he's "never" comfortable playing at Wrigley Field. "It's hard to be comfortable when you don't get a hit and get booed every time," he said.

Poor Milton Bradley
You're "not comfortable" here?
Why don't you just leave?


Bradley went 4-for-4 with a home run in the 15-6 loss

We really won't care
You don't get hot 'til August
Too little too late


"When I go home and look in the mirror, I like what I see. My family is there I have people I can talk to who are very supportive, in spite of everything and all the adversity and the hatred you face on a daily basis. But I'll be alright. I always have."

Sure you'll be alright
Ten million dollars a year?
I'd be alright, too
!


"I have no doubt in the guys we've got in here," he said. "It's solid, good nucleus... If everyone can just keep all the distractions and everything that comes with playing here and being a Cub out, and just focus on what you can do and what you can control, we'll be fine."

The Cubs will be fine?
Nine games behind in August
Is nowhere near "fine"


Here's my suggestion
Tell the Cubs that you're sorry
Tear up the contract

Then you can go home
Your family still loves you
Cubs fans never will




Cubs In Haiku: Nationals 15, Cubs 6

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Even in haiku
There was nothing fun about
The Cubs game tonight



Sam Fuld In Haiku: Alfonso Who?

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Hey Lou, let this guy play! (Gina Ferazzi, Los Angeles Times)



There was a bright side
To the series in L.A.
His name is Sam Fuld

A great catch Friday
Stole a home run from Manny
Just Sam being Sam

Saturday two more
One face first into the fence
He seems to like that

Icing on the cake
First career stolen bases
Twice in two attempts

Cubs are collapsing
Post season chances waning
Why not change something?

My advice to Lou:
"Let Alfonso ride the bench
And let Sammy play!"




Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Dodgers 1

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The cup's half empty
12 hits and only three runs?
At least it's a win


Triple Play In Haiku: Eric Bruntlett

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Jays-Phillies

It's not about the Cubs, but should probably be noted by all baseball bloggers ...

Three cheers for Bruntlett
Unassisted triple play
One for the records


The Phillies managed to end a threatened Mets rally in the bottom of the ninth when second baseman Eric Bruntlett turned the 15th unassisted triple play in major league history.  It was only the second time that such a play ended a game.  You can see the video on the Phillies website.

Cubs In Haiku: Dodgers 2, Cubs 0

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The same old story
Another quality start
But no Cubs offense

But there was Sam Fuld
Running in to walls again
To make great catches


Cubs In Haiku: Dodgers 2, Cubs 1

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You gotta get hits
If you're gonna win ball games
Cubs manage just one

Randy Wells again
Pitches well but is victim
Of MIA bats

This Time for Sure In Haiku: Cubs Sale Official

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Say hello to the new boss (Photo courtesy of Chicago Tribune)



Now it's official
Say hello to the Ricketts
We've met them before

Many months ago
We thought the deal was settled
Now they say it is

Wish them luck, Cubs fans
Because heaven knows we need
Some positive news


Cubs In Haiku: Dodgers 7, Cubs 2

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Cubs were in the game
'Til Russell Martin's grand slam
Never recovered

Cards beat the Padres
We trail them by seven games
Wild card? Six behind


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 7, Padres 1

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Harden impressive
Lasts seven gives up one hit
Bullpen does their job

Offense comes alive
Every starter gets a hit
Cubs avoid the sweep


Cubs In Haiku: Padres 6, Cubs 3

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Look at the bright side
Didn't have to see bullpen
Blow a save tonight


Cubs in Haiku: Padres 4, Cubs 1

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Sixth blown save for Gregg
But there are others to blame
Cubs scored just one run


Aaron Miles In Haiku: Why Do Cubs Fan Hate Him?

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Chicago Cubs vs St. Louis Cardinals

This is how Julie likes to see Aaron Miles

Seems like most Cubs fan
Really don't like Aaron Miles
Tell us how you feel.




Whenever Aaron Miles is playing, Twitter becomes an orgy of hate.  Here are a few of good examples from today's game, which Miles started at shortstop for an ailing Ryan Theriot:


@Aisle424: Aaron Miles could make things interesting by getting on here.... ha ha ha ha ha ha... almost made it all the way through that

@rpringle: Aaron Miles once threw himself out at first

@Adambuckled: Aaron Miles once grounded into a quadruple play

@aleagueofherown I liked him playing for the Cards

@blicdh: Aaron Miles once got the shit beat out of him by the gatorade machine.

@TweetsByDina: Miles was once called on / to bunt for a suicide / squeeze and missed ... oh wait


Add your anti-Miles comment.  It doesn't have to be in haiku, but try to keep it within Twitter's 140 character limit so it's at least a bit of a challenge.  I suppose we can accept pro-Miles comments, if you're so inclined - but they'd better be good.  


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Rain Out In Haiku: After Two Hours Of No Rain

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It looked like this for about an hour. But the "rain" delay lasted more than three (Brian Cassella, Chicago Tribune)



Another rain out
But this one shouldn't have been
No rain for two hours

We waited an hour
Then they said another hour
And the rain would start

Prob'ly could have played
At least five or six innings
It would have counted

Fans are not happy
Lots of them believe the Cubs
Were seeking beer sales





Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Pirates 1

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Not quite as easy
As yesterday's victory
Still satisfying

A couple highlights:
A-Ram gets pinch hit single
Fuld runs into wall


Cubs In Haiku: Inning-By-Inning Recap

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Let's try this today
Inning-by-inning recaps
Each one in haiku



I started this over at LOHO, but it looks like (oddly) nobody's there today.  So I'll move it over here and keep it up as long as I can.  Follow along and add your own in the comments ...

Yes, I realize this suggests I've lost my mind.  But it just might be fun. 
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Former Cubs In Haiku: Felix Pie Hits For Cycle

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Felix Pie when he was a Chicago Cub (photo courtesy of Chicago Tribune)



Remember Felix?
Seventh player this year to
Hit for the cycle





Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 17, Pirates 2

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Finally, a win
Sure it's against the Pirates
But it counts the same

Ten run second frame
Equals total runs scored in
Three games v. Phillies

Fontenot and Miles
Only position players
With no hits today


Pariahs In Haiku: Worse Than Bartman?

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Now we have a name
To attach to the "Beer Guy"
So here's my question

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Bartman was hated
What about Macchione
Do you hate him more?



First let me say that I'm not sure "hate" is the right word - maybe too strong.  But I've got 17 syllables ... call it "poetic license."

I suppose comparisons between Bartman and Macchione were inevitable - they were already bubbling up as we waited for today's surrender.  What prompted this post was a passage from the story about Macchione's surrender.

Affara said he doesn't believe the incident will reach Bartman-level backlash.

"Something like this happens every year," he said. "People get over it."


I disagree.  While I'll withhold final judgement until we hear from Macchione, my initial reaction is that he's worse than Bartman and deserves to be treated as such. 

Bartman did what most any other fan would have done - he tried to get a souvenir.  I think he was treated unfairly.

Macchione did what almost no other fan would have done - he intentionally tried to interfere with the game, creating the potential for a player to get injured. 

So what do you think?  Bartman or Macchione ... who should be the bigger target of Cubs fans' anger?




Surrender In Haiku: Johnny Macchione Turns Himself In

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Close up of a white flag against blue sky


In less than a day
Beer tosser is shamed into
Turning himself in


The Cubs fan believed to have thrown a beer on a Philadelphia Phillies outfielder during Wednesday's game turned himself in to Chicago police detectives today following a daylong search for the so-called beer tosser.

Johnny Macchione of Bartlett had his face splashed all over the Internet and television today after the Cubs announced they had ejected the wrong man for the incident and were searching for the real culprit.

The Cubs and Phillies outfield Shane Victorino filed a formal complaint with the Chicago police following the incident. The 21-year-old Macchione, a college student, contacted police shortly after the announcement and said he wanted to come in to talk about the alleged battery.



Cubs In Haiku: Phillies 6, Cubs 1

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Man with gun

Phils complete the sweep
Cubs continue their collapse
Fifth loss in a row


Beer Thrower In Haiku: Formal Complaint Filed

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(Nuccio DiNuzzo, Chicago Tribune / August 12, 2009) Cub security ejects the wrong fan after the Phillies' Shane Victorino was hit with a beer during the sixth inning Wednesday night.


The guy they tossed out
Was not the one they wanted
Time to call the cops

The Chicago Cubs
Along with Victorino
Have filed a complaint

So when he is found
Assault charges will be filed
Against "Beer Tosser"



There's a nice collection of pictures of the incident on the Tribune website, including an annotated shot identifying all parties involved.  I don't have rights to use all of them here, so be sure you click on this link to see them. 

Cubs In Haiku: Phillies 12, Cubs 5

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Samardzija's first start
Is one he'll want to forget
Like the rest of us


Jerks In Haiku: The Beer Thrower Exposed

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This is what a jackass looks like



Cubs fans don't throw beers
On opposing outfielders
This guy's just a jerk



If you watched tonight's game you saw the despicable incident when someone in the bleacher's threw a beer on Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino.  Unfortunately, Wrigley security initially tossed out the wrong guy - they ejected someone who was taunting Victorino after the jackass a few seats over had tossed the beer.  On Twitter, @Adambuckled reported that he had sent a text message to Cubs Security who said they'd try to get the right guy.  Hopefully they did.  (Apparently they did not - see update below)

But, since ChicagoNow has given me this soapbox, I'm posting this picture so everyone will know what a jackass looks like.  If you see him on the street let him know what you think of him.

And be sure to make it clear that real Cubs fans do NOT support this kind of behavior.

(Thanks to @antnard1 for posting this image on Twitter)

UPDATE: Paul Sullivan reports on the Trib's Hardball blog that the beer thrower slithered out of Wrigley Field before security could catch him.  Chicago Police will release a photo on Thursday hoping that Cubs fans can help identify him.  But readers of Chicago Sports In Haiku have a head start. 

UPDATE II:  Some comments questioned whether I had identified the right guy.  Now there's video proof that the guy who was ejected is not the beer thrower.  I originally had a YouTube clip posted here, but it was taken down after complaints from MLB.  Not to worry.  You can still view the video at the Cubs website. If you pause it about 0:07 in you'll clearly see the guy who tossed his beer on Victorino.


Do you know this guy?
Then you should pick up the phone
And call the police!



Cubs (By The Numbers) In Haiku: Phillies 4, Cubs 3

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When you get 10 hits
But you get only 3 runs
Then you get 2 lose

5 perfect innings
But Harden pulled in 7th
Cubs lose in the 12th


Disabled Haiku: Ramirez and Gorzelanny

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Rockies Gonzalez Slides Safely into Third Against Cubs in Denver

Is Jake Fox our new third baseman?


We'll know late this week
If A-Ram's sore shoulder will
Require more time off

On the pitching front
It looks like Gorzelanny
Will pitch next weekend

Piniella Relieves Gorzelanny Against the Rockies in Denver

Is that a good thing?
The new Cub had one good start
Last night? Not so much.


Cubs In Haiku: Rockies 11, Cubs 5

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Mature woman with finger in mouth, gagging

You want a haiku
After this awful ball game?
Then write it yourself.


And the twitterverse obliged.  Here are a few good ones from Twitter, posted during the game:

@plamorte: I'm way too upset / to even write about #Cubs / in haiku...ohh wait...

@MrFastbucks: Were this a movie / it would be rated R for / intense violence

@ggci:  I'd like to get paid / what the #Cubs players get paid / to forget this game.

@TweetsByDina: Turning game off now / I always try to hang in / but can take no more

@gswhite71: So, right about now / Joe Ricketts must be saying / $*&!@! What have I done?


But even Cubs fans have to tip their caps to Troy Tulowitzki, who went 5-for-5  hitting for the cycle.  Maybe it was my fault ...

First I tweeted:
Am I being bad / If I want Tulowitzki / To get a triple?  (so that we can see SOMETHING ... ANYTHING ... memorable tonight)

Then, moments later:
Well, ain't that something? / Tulowitzki gets cycle / Just what I wanted ... <sigh>

Nicknames In Haiku: Tom Gorzelanny

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Tom Gorzelanny
Pitching in Denver tonight
Needs a good nickname

Some have called him "Sloth"
I think we can do better
Any ideas?



Salt In The Haiku Wound: A-Ram's Shoulder

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S

A-Ram says shoulder
"Won't be 100 percent"
May miss Monday's game


Minor Leagues In Haiku: Iowa Cubs 5, Las Vegas 51's 4

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Hoffpauir and Scales
Played at Wrigley Field today
Just where they belong

Watch Darwin Barney
The shortstop went 2-for-3
These Cubs won today


Cubs In Haiku: Rockies 11, Cubs 5

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Seventeen Cubs hits
Thirteen of them left on base
Nine strike outs, no walks

Lou was ejected
Which didn't spark anything
But futility


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Rockies 5

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This time bullpen holds
Marmol strikes out three in eighth
Gregg saves it in ninth


Unfairness Of It All In Haiku: Zambrano to DL

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Cubs send Zambrano
To disabled list - again
This time it's his back



Cubs Tweets In Haiku: The Marshall Plan

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Well, it's obvious 
Lou is no Harry Truman 
The Marshall Plan fails 






I was just going to include this in my game post.  Then I decided it deserved its own place on the blog.  Created by
@gschneeberger, it was perhaps the most clever haiku I saw on Twitter tonight.  It (literally) made me LOL.  I just love non-sports related historical references.  Thanks, Gary.

 

Cubs In Haiku: Rockies 6, Cubs 2

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Zambrano injured
Just before the game started
Demoralizing

Marshall starts the game
Gives up three runs in the first
All downhill from there


Ferris Bueller In Haiku: Remembering John Hughes

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Hughes knew that a kid 
Who takes a day off from school 
Visits Wrigley Field
 


Cubs In Haiku: Reds 4, Cubs 0

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Wasn't even close 
Cubs never threatened to score 
On getaway day 

But since the Cards lost 
Cubs will remain in first place 
A virtual tie
 

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Reds 3

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A stellar debut 
For new Cub, Gorzellany 
Goes into the eighth  

Gives up one earned run 
Three hits, one walk, seven K's 
Looks like a good trade!
 

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 4, Reds 2

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A tense ninth inning 
Marmol gets his fourth save, but 
It wasn't easy  

Cubs fans were happy 
Kevin Gregg got the night off 
Still, 'twas nerve wracking
 


Cubs Fan Anger In Haiku: Kevin Gregg

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Portrait of two young girls


All the Gregg hatred
Made the #Cubs and Kevin Gregg
Both trending topics


Shortly after the end of Sunday's Cubs-Marlins game, two of the trending topics on Twitter were "#Cubs" and "Kevin Gregg".  Cubs fans were angry. Since I'm blogging about this, you know that several of the angry tweets were in haiku.

Here's a sampling ...

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Cubs In Haiku: Marlins 3, Cubs 2

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Stressed Man Holding Head

Fox home run in ninth
Meant the Cubs would win - we thought
Then Gregg served up two


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 9, Marlins 8

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Never could relax
Six run lead shinks to just one
Fish tie it in ninth

Derrek Lee homers
Cubs take the lead in the tenth
Heilman saves the day


@TheCubsInHaiku: Top Ten #Cubs Haiku Tweets

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Number ten on asphalt

Top ten haiku tweets
Picked by @The CubsInHaiku
But written by you


It's been amazing to see so many haiku tweets about the Cubs, and I really appreciate the effort of so many to participate.  To recognize the clever contributions of Cubs haiku tweeters, here is a "Top Ten #Cubs Tweets"  list - in no particular order.

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Twenty Two In Haiku: Prior's Career Ends

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Rangers v Cubs

Prior is released 
Never pitched for the Padres 
Part of me is sad 

Let It Rest In Haiku: Bartman and The Goat

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Plans were announced for 
Bartman documentary
On ESPN

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Then in Florida
Marlins mascot brought a goat
Out onto the field

Can't they let it rest?
I don't believe in curses
I'm tired of Bartman


Cubs In Haiku: Marlins 5, Cubs 2

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Harden impressive
Five innings, eleven K's 
But no win tonight

Newest Cub, Grabow
Pitches one scoreless inning
Which Marmol can't do

Cubs match Fish for hits 
But our only runs come on
A Jake Fox home run


Starters In Haiku: A Bad Day At Wrigley

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Yesterday's starters
Are no longer on the teams
For which they had pitched

Ex-Cub Kevin Hart
Has swapped his blue pinstripes for
Pirate black and gold

Chicago Cubs vs. Washington Nationals

But poor Russ Ortiz
Who got pounded by the Cubs
Doesn't have a home

MLB: Houston Astros at Los Angeles Dodgers

@Adambuckled asks
If this is the first time that
Such a thing happened


Lefties In Haiku: Grabow and Gorzellany Now Cubs

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MLB: APR 27 Pirates at Brewers

Two new left-handers
Grabow and Gorzellany
Now wear Cubby Blue

MLB: MAY 19 Pirates at Nationals


So long, Kevin Hart
Bye to Jose Ascanio
And Josh Harrison

Good trade for the Cubs?
Some people seem to think so
Only time will tell


And here's a haiku from @JoeGizzle, with whom I attended yesterday's game:

The Cubs traded Hart
As he pitched against the 'Stros
Under our noses

Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 12, Astros 3

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Cubs score 12 again
Take the series from Houston
Back in first again


Injuries In Haiku: Reed Johnson's Foot

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Cubs injuries mount
Reed breaks foot with a foul ball
Out at least a month



Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 12, Astros 0

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Cubs score six in first
And then they never look back
A glorious win

Blanco's first home run 
Micah's first career triple
Just add to the fun



Bad News In Haiku: Cliff Lee To Phillies

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MLB: MAY 19 Indians at Royals

This cannot be good
Indians trade Lee to Phils
Bad news for the Cubs


Cubs In Haiku: Astros 11, Cubs 6

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Nine innings tonight
Lasted almost as long as 
Thirteen yesterday

It was not pretty
Cubs were never in the lead
Pitching not solid



First Place Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Astros 1

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Alfonso - GRAND SLAM!
Cubs win it in the thirteenth 
Hold on to first place
 


Gamblers In Haiku: Will Selig Pardon Charlie Hustle?

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Pete Rose smiles during MLBs top ten ceremony


News reports say that
Selig may pardon Pete Rose
Hank Aaron approves

But here's my question:
Will Rose make the Hall of Fame
Before Ron Santo?


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Reds 2

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Great day at Wrigley
And the Phillies beat the Cards
Cubs now in first place!


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Reds 3

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Kevin Hart looks good
Aaron Heilman? Not so much
But Gregg saves the day
 
Is Cubs offense back? 
Seven Wrigley Field home runs
In the last two games


Trade Rumor In Haiku: Bradley To Detroit?

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Cubs vs. Twins

Tigers want Milton?
My guess is that most Cubs fans
Hope this deal happens
 

Steve Stone says Cubs should  
Put Bradley on a private jet 
Flying to Detroit
  


UPDATE:

Fun while it lasted
The rumor is just "hogwash"
Or so says Bruce Miles


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 8, Reds 5

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A-Ram 4 for 5
With 1 of 4 Cubs home runs
Good start to home stand


Injuries In Haiku: Ted Lilly

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Chicago Cub vs St. Louis Cardinals

So now Ted Lilly
Will miss a start - sore shoulder
It's getting ugly


UPDATE

The latest report
Says that Lilly is headed
To the DL ... <sigh> ...



"Almost" In Haiku: Milt Pappas

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Mark Buehrle pitches
First Chicago perfect game
Since '72


After the excitement of today's historic game subsided (as a Cubs fan, my euphoria lasted just a couple of hours) I couldn't help but think of Milt Pappas.

Every Cubs fan will remember when Bruce Froemming robbed Milt of a perfect game on September 2, 1972. 

Trade Deadline In Haiku: What Will Cubs Do?

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Trade deadline is near
What are the Cubs gonna do?
Kap has ideas 



The trade deadline is just over a week away. The Cubs need something, but what?

David Kaplan has some thoughts at Kap's Corner.  He's got sources, and I've only got seventeen syllables.  So check out what he's heard


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 10, Phillies 5

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Cubs score ten big runs
Without even one home run
The bats come alive 

5-and-2 road trip
To start season's second half
Can't complain 'bout that

Cubs In Haiku: The Ugly Manifesto

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**UK AND USA USE ONLY** The ever-colorful America Ferrera on the set of Ugly Betty in Manhattan

Do you want ugly?
Then sign the manifesto
For '09 Cubs fans


Adam Kellogg, the prolific blogger at And Counting has a great new post:  The '09 Cub Fan Manifesto: I Want Ugly.

An excerpt ...

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Cubs In Haiku: Phillies 4, Cubs 1

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Cubs have scored two runs
During twenty two innings
In the last two days
 
Our pitching was good
But couldn't last long enough
For Cubs to score runs


Cubs In Haiku: The Obama Cure?

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President Obama speaks on healthcare at the Childrens National Medical Center in Washington

Obama's working 
On a cure for what's ailing 
Our Chicago Cubs 



Cubs in Haiku: Phillies 10, Cubs 1

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Looks likes whatever
Made the Gnats easy to beat
Rubbed off on the Cubs


Or, as @Mr_Fastbucks put it on Twitter:

Cubs get wake up call
Better bring more game than that
Or you will get thumped
.

Thanks to cubbiejulie at A League of Her Own for the comment that inspired today's haiku.


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 11, Nationals 3

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It's certainly "sweep"
To win a four game series
To start second half


Cubs In Haiku: Today On Twitter

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Cubs haiku fever was evident on Twitter today.  Check out these great in-game haiku:

@aaronmbaer:
You gotta love when
You hear "let's go Cubbies" as
The visiting team


@Mr_Fastbucks:
A parade of hits
In the top of the fourth is
Burying the Nats


@personofblah:
Jake Fox's home run
Has made the score of the game
Eleven to two.


@ggci:
With a 9 run lead
And in the seventh inning
Is it safe to breathe?!



Are you on Twitter?  Join the fun by following @thecubsinhaiku




Scoring In Haiku: Fielder's Choice

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On Twitter today, @wrigleygirl confessed to not understanding the scoring rule for a fielder's choice.  I explained it in haiku:

Batter hits ground ball
Fielder chooses a force out
Batter safe at first

Counts as out, not hit
Hope you can see why, cause I'm
Out of syllables



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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6 Nationals 5

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Not an easy win
Soriano and Bradley
Combine for 6 Ks

But Fonzie did get
A nice three run round tripper
To give Cubs the lead


Obama In Haiku: Support The President, And Your Team

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All-Stars

This is one Cubs fan
Who agrees with Obama
Gotta pick a team!


This isn't political ...

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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Nationals 1

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If Cubs had Micah
In 2003, no one
Would know Steve Bartman



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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 6, Nationals 2

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Second half starts right
Pitchers pitch and hitters hit
Solid victory


All-Star Game In Haiku: The Obama Effect

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All-Stars

All Star Game first pitch
Obama wore White Sox gear
Cursed National League

Thanks to Jennifer in New Jersey for this great haiku.



All Star Game In Haiku: American 4, National 3

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Lilly didn't pitch
So Cubs lost the home field edge
For the World Series



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Cubs In Haiku: The All-Star Game Blues

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A guest haiku contribution stolen from @JHibs via Twitter 

The All-Star Game Blues
Three days without Cubs to watch
Mudville in Wrigley



Cubs In Haiku: Bankruptcy At The Break?

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Bankruptcy court letterhead

The latest rumor
Has Cubs filing bankruptcy
To ease the team's sale


Cubs In Haiku: Cardinals 4, Cubs 2

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Strange top of the ninth
Sean Marshall moved to left field
Then back to the mound 

Piniella's slick move
Stopped the Cards' threat, but could not
Get the Cubs to score


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Cubs In Haiku: ESPN <3s Pujols

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Minnesota Twins vs St. Louis Cardinals



On ESPN
They just love them some Pujols
He's great, I know, but ... 


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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 7, Cardinals 3

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Cubs take the day half
Of today's doubleheader
Z's home run wins it



Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, Cardinals 2

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Lilly's hundredth win 
With a stellar performance
Gives up just four hits



Cubs In Haiku: Cardinals 8, Cubs 3

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A terrible start
To an important weekend
Now we need three wins


Cubs In Haiku: Injury Update

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Close up of ambulance

Ryan Dempster's toe
Geo Soto's strained oblique
David Patton's groin


Cubs In Haiku: Braves 4, Cubs 1

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Hart's first big league start
Five innings, four hits, one run
Quality! Wasted.


(sound familiar?)

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Cubs In Haiku: Braves 2, Cubs 1

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Z's quality start
Wasted, Cubs score one lone run
A-Ram 2-for-4


Cubs In Haiku: Dempster To 15-Day DL

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Cubs-Braves

A broken big toe
Will keep Dempster from the game
For several weeks



Cubs In Haiku: What's The Deal?

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Is there now a deal
To sell the Cubs to Utay?
Crain's Business says yes

Trib says no deal yet
Crane Kenney says he just wants
To settle it soon


Not In Haiku: Go Cubs Go (Revised)

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I was invited by Steph Yiu over at the RedEye blog to attempt a rewrite of the lyrics to the Steve Goodman classic, "Go Cubs Go". The folks at RedEye thought it might be a fun way to mark the (possible) beginning of the Ricketts Era. 

So, with deepest apologies to one of the greatest Cubs fan - and greatest singer/songwriters - of all time, here is my humble attempt at creating new lyrics for what has become the Cubs victory song:


Cubbies win another game
When they do we all exclaim:
"Hey, Chicago, what do you say
Our Cubbies won their game today!"

We're singing ...
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago what do you say
The Cubs are gonna lead the way
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago what do you say
Our Cubbies won their game today

Raise that "W" flag real high
Celebrate like the Fourth of July
Wrigley Field's where I wanna be
To sing after each Cubs victory

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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 4, Braves 2

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In the first inning
Lee hit a two run home run
Cubs never looked back

A-Ram had no hits
But he energized the fans
And, I think, his team

Cubs In Haiku: Freel (And Farney) To K.C.

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Cubs vs. White Sox

Freel now a Royal
And he takes Farney with him
Don't think we'll miss them

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Breaking News In Haiku: Cubs Deal Finalized?

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A source tells the Trib
That the Trib has sold the Cubs
To the Ricketts clan

But it's still not done
'Til the court and MLB
Say that it's OK

Cubs In Haiku: A-Ram Returns

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David Banks, Chicago Tribune



Ramirez returns
From the DL, along with
Johnson and Guzman

Who goes to Des Moines?
Likely Hart and Samardzija
Micah or Sam Fuld




Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 8, Brewers 2

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Cubs get their revenge
For yesterday's debacle
And take the series


All-Stars In Haiku: Lilly The Lone Cub

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MLB: APR 08 Cubs at Astros


Theodore Lilly
Cubs only All-Star this year
Last year we had eight 

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Cubs In Haiku: Brewers 11, Cubs 2

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The Cubs got two runs 
Hit into three double plays
Left seven on base

How do you haiku 
After a ball game like this?
It isn't much fun


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 2, Brewers 1

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A happy Jake Fox at games end
(Phil Velasquez, Chicago Tribune)

Jake Fox walks - Cubs win!
DiFelice did not like call
But it's a "walk" off




Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 9, Brewers 5

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Derrek Lee is greeted at home plate after hitting a grand slam.
(Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune)


Lee, Soto and Fox
Then D. Lee again - GRAND SLAM!
Dempster throws 9 K's

The Cubs bats were hot
Ev'ry position player
Got a hit tonight

This happens after
Lou was ejected last night
A coincidence?


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Cubs In Haiku: Trade News

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MLB: APR 22 Rockies at Diamondbacks

Cubs get Jeff Baker

But aren't you gonna miss
Al Alburquerque?


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 4, Pirates 1

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Chris Sweda, Chicago Tribune


I think that Sam Fuld
Should be our new leadoff man
And play in left field



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Lou In Haiku: Ejected!

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It's about time, Lou!
Wish it happened earlier
Let's get tough, not sweet
 

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Cubs In Haiku: Ramirez Comes Home

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Monday's my birthday
The Cubs have a gift for me
Aramis returns


Cubs In Haiku: Pirates 3, Cubs 0

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Seven left on base
No hits with RISP
Offense still AWOL


Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 3, Pirates 1

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Harden lasts seven
Offense manages three runs
It's enough to win


Cubs In Haiku: The Newest Cardinal

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Mark DeRosa meets media after being traded to St. Louis



Why post this picture?
Because like lots of Cubs fans
I'm a masochist


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Cubs In Haiku: Via Twitter

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I hope Craig Kanalley over at Breaking Tweets Chicago doesn't mind me stealing some of his material, but here are a few great haiku tweets about the Crosstown Classic and the DeRosa trade.


From @TheUselessHaiku on DeRosa:

Let the Cubbies burn
Jim Hendry has sent us fans
Up a creek, no boat


and

Mark DeRosa has
Become a hated rival
My heart is broken  



From @Mr_Fastbucks on the end of Saturday's game:

Dramatic ending
Beckham bends it over Milt
White Sox draw first blood


I know Saturday was the second game of the series, but Fastbucks frequently tweets in  haiku during Cubs games so I'm giving him a break in light of his great Bend It Like Beckham reference.

Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 6, Cubs 0

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The Cubs were so bad
The HD "Shot of the Game"
Was the nice weather

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Bad News In Haiku: DeRosa Traded

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Los Angeles Dodgers vs Chicago Cubs

It's terrible news 
DeRosa's a Cardinal
I blame Jim Hendry



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Cubs In Haiku: White Sox 8, Cubs 7

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White Sox win walk off
Cubs bullpen just can't hold on
To get to extras


Lou In Haiku: The Skipper Sends Bradley Home

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MLB: MAY 31 Dodgers at Cubs>

Lou has "had enough"
With helmets , water coolers
Getting hurt by Cubs

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Cubs In Haiku: Cubs 5, White Sox 4

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An exciting start
To Crosstown Classic Part Deux
With lots of home runs


Crosstown Classic In Haiku: Red Line Haiku War

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Post your comments here
Become a soldier in the
Red Line haiku war


Cubs In Haiku: I Prefer Pat and Ron

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Chicago Cubs vs St. Louis Cardinals
On TV today
Harrelson will call the game
Time for radio


Cubs In Haiku: Tigers 6, Cubs 5

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Tigers sweep the Cubs
Winless so far this road trip
Crosstown Classic next


Cubs In Haiku: Soto Gone To Pot

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Rookie Of The Year
Having that old sophomore slump
Because he got high?


The Cubs In Haiku Has Moved (and Expanded)

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The Cubs In Haiku
Has moved (and expanded) for
More sports haiku fun



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