ChicagoNow Social Media Intern Mallory Hoke did a little sleuthing earlier...and didn't get very far. Mallory spoke with the Chicago police officers stationed in the lobby of Tribune Tower, seeking answers to some of the most important questions of the day:
-what happens if there's thunder and lightning?
-what happens if there's a torrential downpour?
-what happens if a fan gets too rowdy?
Their answer? "We can't answer." No, actually, you can. You just won't.
John Cop and Jane Officer told Mallory that there are plans in place, but they can't divulge them. So much for public awareness! Take comfort knowing the CPD will protect you...you just won't know how.
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2 Comments
Joe the Cop said:
I'm disappointed. If anyone asked me a question like that, I would have made up a much more interesting and (for me, anyway) entertaining response.
chicop said:
Let me answer the questions for you.
1. Go home
2. Go home
3. We load them into a paddy wagon.
Just curious, is Mallory a 5yr old or just really slow. She needs the police to tell her what to do if it rains? The CPD is there to protect you from being a victim of crime, not protect you from the elements.
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